The Deuce Deducer
@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
This one's not unusual, unfortunately. He's garden variety selfish turd.
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 AM
This one's not unusual, unfortunately. He's garden variety selfish turd.
You need it against the anti-materiel democracy.
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 AM
You need it against the anti-materiel democracy.
I've been pleased to have Maureen McHugh short story collections (After the Apocalypse, Mothers & Other Monsters) to read when I wake up at 2am most nights and can't get back to sleep.
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I've been pleased to have Maureen McHugh short story collections (After the Apocalypse, Mothers & Other Monsters) to read when I wake up at 2am most nights and can't get back to sleep.
This feels like a time to use the good gin, even if it's for a mixed drink.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This feels like a time to use the good gin, even if it's for a mixed drink.
That's what kept him alive the last twenty years. He ain't look so good since she left.
January 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
That's what kept him alive the last twenty years. He ain't look so good since she left.
What you need is a job staring off into the distance.
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
What you need is a job staring off into the distance.
That's some bullshit. I seen you being extradaisical.
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
That's some bullshit. I seen you being extradaisical.
Ah, damn it! I left the battery in the NVG I bought last time in '21 and now it's ruined.
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Ah, damn it! I left the battery in the NVG I bought last time in '21 and now it's ruined.
Careful, guy. You could rip it right off.
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Careful, guy. You could rip it right off.
Think they use their teeth? Those things have their own little chainsaws now.
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Think they use their teeth? Those things have their own little chainsaws now.
"Here's your trophy (we gave one to everybody in the administration, but yours is the best one!)."
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
"Here's your trophy (we gave one to everybody in the administration, but yours is the best one!)."
Someone should tell them they've all already won. No need to keep winning.
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Someone should tell them they've all already won. No need to keep winning.
This always gets me:
a cartoon robot is flying in the sky with the word superman written on it .
ALT: a cartoon robot is flying in the sky with the word superman written on it .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This always gets me:
The best MCU stuff is really just competency porn.
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The best MCU stuff is really just competency porn.