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🎵 just released a new piece of music called "serenity" 🎵

if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)

anyways let me know what u think ❤️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
Paz - Serenity | Healing + Meditation + Yoga
YouTube video by Paz
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
magician: *sweating* hold on i can fix this
A model walking on a runway, wearing a ball gown that creates the illusion of her body being separated into two parts with a gap in between.
napveg.bsky.social
my mom didn’t take tylenol when she was pregnant with me so I guess i’m just like this?????
napveg.bsky.social
taking out a CDO on the top 10% of robinhood margin calls
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napveg.bsky.social
if ur body doesn’t sound like a bowl of rice krispies when u get out of bed, are u REALLY forty years old
napveg.bsky.social
they’ll give just about anyone a drivers license these days
A photo of a car and a dog hanging out the window making it look like the dog is driving
napveg.bsky.social
clothes washer: washes clothes

clothes dryer: dries clothes

our dishwasher: lmao
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rickaaron.bsky.social
Select all the photos of traffic lights to proceed to Heaven

-RAPTCHA
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alessandrostardust.bsky.social
Autism is a natural divergence from neurotypicality. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be.

Transness is a natural divergence from cisnormativity. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be.

Just deal with people being different than you.
napveg.bsky.social
yo momma's so fat, she has a skin care brand called pachyderm
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half
napveg.bsky.social
this next song i wrote is dedicated to calgarian drivers.

it's called "why the fuck are we stopping again"
napveg.bsky.social
ur honor i was not pirating those movies, i was obtaining a dataset to train an LLM
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harpy.party
all panties are crotchless if you're a xenomorph