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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19h

The camera doesn’t lie, but Photoshop is one deceitful motherfucker.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19h

I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d

Rider down, I repeat rider down

Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a safe and happy Rocktober.

May The Wattage pump in your cottage.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words

TV screen shot of skier with lower third reading “CAN ERIK READ.”

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t talk to myself when I’m alone because I read the room.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

The only time I unload the dishwasher is after I've forgotten to turn it on

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

“Who is it, Charlie?”

“It’s Tim from next door. He wants us to know that our bird feeder’s empty.”

A terrier sits inside next to a glass door, looking up and to the left. A squirrel stands on the other side of the glass.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.