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Sluggish Cheetah

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Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jun 28

They are going to jail if they stop so we must MAKE them stop!

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Aug 28

Is pesto just Italian guacamole? 🤔

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Aug 27

Cilantro interplanted at the same time.
Closest: Moroccan (Botanical Interests), Leisure (Kitazawa), Calypso (Territorial Seed), and Slo-Bolt (Renee’s): furthest.
Calypso is about to bolt, Moroccan is just about done, the other two are tied for second place.
Calypso for the win!

Raised bed with rows of carrots and parsnips. Between these were sowed four cilantro varieties. One one has not produced flowers (Calypso).
Plant this is you want long lasting cilantro leaves!

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Aug 25

Awww, the pour thing! 😿

Half gallon of half and half (hey, a cat needs his dairy!), the the lid of the plastic pour spout sitting next to it on the green tiles counter.
Next to it is a large mug with a thin line cartoon dog with the caption ‘DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO’. This is clearly incorrect.

Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Aug 21

Do Magnemite dream of electric Mareep?

Nice Phillip K. Dick reference, Pokémon!

-> Mareep the sheep is an electric type…

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Aug 12

45 occupies DC.

apnews.com/article/wash...

Trump's Washington, DC, takeover begins as National Guard troops arrive

Some of the 800 National Guard members deployed by President Donald Trump have begun arriving in the nation’s capital, ramping up after the White House ordered federal forces to take over the city’s p...

apnews.com

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Aug 7

Seems appropriate now, huh?

AP

TODAY IN HISTORY
AUGUST 6
• 1945: The atomic bombing of Hiroshima
• 1926: Ederle swims English Channel
• 1965: Voting Rights Act signed
• 1991: World Wide Web debuts <HIGHLIGHTED>
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED >

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Aug 6

There’s just something about those thick Chinese noodles, they’re just to fun to chow!

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 17

I hate ‘smart formatting’ so damned much.

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 15

One of the manservants just said ‘you can pry my bidet seat from my cold, wet ass!’
It’s always entertaining when they disagree, but the water seat for the water toilet is extra weird if you ask me.
And if you didn’t, it’s still true.

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

Well hissing always works for me! 😬

Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

I like that, maybe with a bunch of practice in a bouncy house.

Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

I find a strong NO! does wonders for them.

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

Underrated reply.
Even with the above.

Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

You’ll be fine, Holly- remember that cleaning cat puke off the floor thing? 😾

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · Jul 12

I splurged and bought my first roomba

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

You’d better the fuck not do that while I’m riding it. 😾

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

You don’t just jump into wreckless abandon, definitely. What’s the plan?

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · Jul 12

wield me with abandon

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Jul 12

*doesn’t buy anything during Prime Day*

I’m not like most girls

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Jul 11

This has been a “lemon juice on a paper cut” kind of week

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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social · Jul 11

look I get that you can't force someone to answer stuff like this but when someone *writes* "I don't recall" to a question about where they were on a particular day it should be reasonable to follow up with "go look it up"

Benjamin S. Weiss @benjaminweiss.bsky.social · Jul 11

In a written questionnaire, Emil Bove tells the Senate Judiciary Committee that he cannot recall where he was on Jan. 6, 2021.

Says the events of Jan. 6 are a "matter of significant political debate" & subject to litigation that he may need to address if confirmed.

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 12

I prefer to end my week with Sunday, so the start of every week is a Monday in honor the struggles of St Garfield. 🙏 😇

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · Jul 11

Ask not for whom the reskeet tolls
it tolls for thee

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · Mar 21

For $1000, James Spader will sit at your blackjack table and complement the size of your chip stack.

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