unintentionelle
@ellewasamistake.bsky.social
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host of the tonight show with jimmy fallon
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i would kill a victorian child
I refuse to buy into this AI actress taking hollywood thing. there is zero chance this is happening and isn't a marketing ploy built off ragebait
big fan of when people post videos with captions like "you won't believe it, but this scene was entirely improvised!!!" and it's two marvel actors saying the least funny thing you've ever heard
love to go on the internet to use my favourite sites such as the hitler app, the ai image feed for confused old people, and the one where you post pictures and everyone replies with how much they hate women
I'm finally watching season 2 and I cannot emphasise enough how shit this escape plan is
thinking bout the VIPs in squid game watching people throw rocks at each other like it's the superbowl
thinking about this australian tourism poster and how no-one here gives a damn
how film majors will look at you when you tell them your favourite movie is fast and the furious instead of a good movie because you have the taste of a stupid baby with a rapidly deteriorating brain condition
i think amongst all of jk rowling's drivel, the funniest thing is that she doesn't even seem to know why people like harry potter in the first place
comedian: are you OFFENDED?! DID I OFFEND YOU? because if i did, i'm very sorry. sometimes my social and cultural privilege makes it difficult for me to decipher the negative connotations of my humor. i strive to learn from my mistakes to promote an inclusive space during my set
can't stop thinking about that tweet someone made where they were like "part of the ego problem in gaming circles is that people feel smart for solving problems that were designed to be solved" because like yeah? every time i do a silly little puzzle i'm like "YEAH LOOK AT ME GO. I'M A BRAIN GENIUS"
genuinely not sure if I could pick them out in a line up 💀
context for non-australians: this guy was our trump for one of the two major parties and not only did he lose the election, he lost his seat in parliament entirely
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked dutton
this is one of my favorite bits to do
if i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i wouldn't
the perfect amount of water is two and a half glasses. if I see someone drink three, I cannot take their opinions seriously
purely a hypothetical but it is so comfy and I miss it a lot
is it wrong to flirt with your ex in an elaborate scheme to get back an office chair
I talk a lot of shit for someone that used to end their messages in "eheh"
fulfilling my childhood dreams by doordashing an ice cream cake at 9PM
I bought a teleprompter to cheat in a scriptless video assessment in high school so who am I to judge?
no but thank you for asking