Savage Tapioca
@poppadog.bsky.social
Stay-at-home dog father. Obsessed with cleaning, dogs, and cleaning my dogs. Easily twice as weird as you think. Pfp coming soon
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Savage Tapioca
@poppadog.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Stop calling it a "CPAP mask". That's the charging port for a sex machine
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There is great feline suffering here on account of the cruel and unjust Not For You policy, and the extra can of wet food has proven to be an inadequate peace offering.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There is great feline suffering here on account of the cruel and unjust Not For You policy, and the extra can of wet food has proven to be an inadequate peace offering.
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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I don't work for the shelter. breaks my heart MELIA has been there such a long time. I am TRULY GRATEFUL for each of you sharing her. There is an amazing person who is the right fit for her. We just have to find them. Here's her bio. Please read it. Info is there
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Details: 51416338
My name is Melia.I am a female, black and white Terrier mix....
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November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I don't work for the shelter. breaks my heart MELIA has been there such a long time. I am TRULY GRATEFUL for each of you sharing her. There is an amazing person who is the right fit for her. We just have to find them. Here's her bio. Please read it. Info is there
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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I'm thankful I was able to buy food this year.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm thankful I was able to buy food this year.
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Attention autistics! We’ve got a massssive discount going on the Tylenol tier and above to celebrate this arbitrary neurotypical shopping weekend! We have SO much great bonus content stored up for you - and you can gift memberships! Go go go!
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Attention autistics! We’ve got a massssive discount going on the Tylenol tier and above to celebrate this arbitrary neurotypical shopping weekend! We have SO much great bonus content stored up for you - and you can gift memberships! Go go go!
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
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How is it that we already know so much about the guy who shot 2 national guardsmen this afternoon but we know pretty much nothing about the two guys who tried to assassinate the president months ago?
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How is it that we already know so much about the guy who shot 2 national guardsmen this afternoon but we know pretty much nothing about the two guys who tried to assassinate the president months ago?
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
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What if you had a President’s funeral and no one came? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
What if you had a President’s funeral and no one came? 🤔
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"There's nothing in the rules that says a dog CAN'T inherit great wealth and vast estates."
Heir Bud
Heir Bud
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"There's nothing in the rules that says a dog CAN'T inherit great wealth and vast estates."
Heir Bud
Heir Bud
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It's not nice rewatching a show from my childhood about adults and realising I'm now much older than all the main characters.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's not nice rewatching a show from my childhood about adults and realising I'm now much older than all the main characters.
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I think it’s funny to find things that look like vaginas. It’s just funny to me, like I’m 12.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I think it’s funny to find things that look like vaginas. It’s just funny to me, like I’m 12.
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Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
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I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
He didn't pardon that turkey. What crime is the turkey guilty of? This "pardon" is, at best, a commutation of sentence, but this still implies culpability on the bird's part, which can't happen without granting the turkey legal personhood, which no court has done, to date. In this essay, I will...🧵
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He didn't pardon that turkey. What crime is the turkey guilty of? This "pardon" is, at best, a commutation of sentence, but this still implies culpability on the bird's part, which can't happen without granting the turkey legal personhood, which no court has done, to date. In this essay, I will...🧵
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I don't use a.i. or chatgpt. I deal with my loneliness the old fashioned way. By channeling my lonely madness through a ventriloquist dummy until it becomes haunted or making a friend out of a deflated volleyball I drew a face on with my bloody handprint
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don't use a.i. or chatgpt. I deal with my loneliness the old fashioned way. By channeling my lonely madness through a ventriloquist dummy until it becomes haunted or making a friend out of a deflated volleyball I drew a face on with my bloody handprint
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
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it's more of a pout for help
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it's more of a pout for help
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there’s this constant mythology about the elusive centrist voter who isn’t represented by the media but whenever they use examples of people not represented by the media it’s always people like alan dershowitz who are still represented in the media and almost exclusively so!
Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic”...
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
there’s this constant mythology about the elusive centrist voter who isn’t represented by the media but whenever they use examples of people not represented by the media it’s always people like alan dershowitz who are still represented in the media and almost exclusively so!
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AAAAHHHHHHHH
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
AAAAHHHHHHHH
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average neurodivergent friend group
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
average neurodivergent friend group
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*