Magnanimously Matt
@momentarilymatt.bsky.social
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
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Me: Alexa, fix me.
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
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We must toss off the articles of oppression*
*pants
*pants
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We must toss off the articles of oppression*
*pants
*pants
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So much of being a good photographer must just be convincing the most beautiful person possible to take their clothes off
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So much of being a good photographer must just be convincing the most beautiful person possible to take their clothes off
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As this timeline gets dumber, I just want to say that I appreciate each and every one of you.
Except you, of course.
Except you, of course.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
As this timeline gets dumber, I just want to say that I appreciate each and every one of you.
Except you, of course.
Except you, of course.
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Costco is my favorite place I never want to be
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Costco is my favorite place I never want to be
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First date idea: Let's hold hands and decompose in this cool bog I found
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
First date idea: Let's hold hands and decompose in this cool bog I found
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when you sign up for salty's onlycans account
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
when you sign up for salty's onlycans account
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
crabs
vodka
hope
Sounds about right
crabs
vodka
hope
Sounds about right
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
crabs
vodka
hope
Sounds about right
crabs
vodka
hope
Sounds about right
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the first three words you see will define your 2026
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the first three words you see will define your 2026
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
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Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
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Date: I don’t believe in drugs
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Date: I don’t believe in drugs
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
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this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
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If you ask me, it all went downhill when Sci-Fi became SyFy
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you ask me, it all went downhill when Sci-Fi became SyFy
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Would be dope to have enough money
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Would be dope to have enough money
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*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
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make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
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Come on you know you people aren’t really working today let’s swing* babies
*like, repost, reply, repeat
*like, repost, reply, repeat
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Come on you know you people aren’t really working today let’s swing* babies
*like, repost, reply, repeat
*like, repost, reply, repeat
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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Do I think Satan has some good ideas? Yes. But do I “worship” him? Yes
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Do I think Satan has some good ideas? Yes. But do I “worship” him? Yes