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Magnanimously Matt
@momentarilymatt.bsky.social
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.

Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k276evh44gwsbdybxgtdothh/lists/3lb3c3birbg2
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Me: Alexa, fix me.

Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
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We must toss off the articles of oppression*

*pants
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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So much of being a good photographer must just be convincing the most beautiful person possible to take their clothes off
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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As this timeline gets dumber, I just want to say that I appreciate each and every one of you.

Except you, of course.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Costco is my favorite place I never want to be
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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First date idea: Let's hold hands and decompose in this cool bog I found
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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when you sign up for salty's onlycans account
And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

crabs
vodka
hope

Sounds about right
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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the first three words you see will define your 2026

Beach
Sex
Boy

I didn’t make the rules lol
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Date: I don’t believe in drugs

Me, super high: oh they’re out there
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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this is who i am now

*folds a large pizza into a taco*
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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If you ask me, it all went downhill when Sci-Fi became SyFy
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Would be dope to have enough money
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Come on you know you people aren’t really working today let’s swing* babies

*like, repost, reply, repeat
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Do I think Satan has some good ideas? Yes. But do I “worship” him? Yes
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM