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Whoa! Maybe don't tell anyone about that. Yeah, take that one to the grave. Yikes.

~ me, as a therapist
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I don't have enough vices, so I am going to write an add vice column to see which ones they recommend for me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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they're gonna smoke it
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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via Cow Tools Sophisticationposting
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This is only a surprise if you're from another planet
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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happy death day turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by the Nvidia. Unlike Enron, our valuation is built on something tangible: pollution powered digital hallucinations!
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Putting the turkey in the oven now so that it’s ready in that critical half-hour between the coffee buzz and the bourbon haze
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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washing down the edible with some nog, as one does
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Man if only anyone could have seen this coming...
So at the end of the day;

The singular crown jewel of innovation in tech that the US has is now doing the Pattie's Pub Dollars grift on themselves but with their GPUs...
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie

in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Couldn't have coffee or food before my physical so now my chart reads "real mad"
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Pregaming Thanksgiving dinner by shotgunning a can of gravy
November 28, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Tell your in-laws you are thankful for this man
Think about the first plumber who had to figure out, possibly through trial and error, what pipe diameter is optimal for human shit
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Sending a Telepresence Robot to Thanksgiving this year
November 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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An American pumpkin pie is spiced with cinnamon and nutmeg. A Canadian pumpkin pie is spiced with cinnamon, nutmeg, and the quiet dread of the 6 months of winter.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM