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you're heard of elf on the shelf?

now get ready for

use IO::Socket::INET;($h,$n,$p)=@ARGV;binmode(STDOUT);($s=IO::Socket::INET->new("$h:$n"))->send("GET $p HTTP/1.0\r\nHost: $h\r\n\r\n");1while<$s>!~/^\r?\n$/;print<$s>
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
grok is artificial genital intelligence
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
my kid is gonna ebay the six seven chicken nuggets and make me rich
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
haha xcode's ios simulator doesnt have a camera in 2026
January 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
that buzzing sound is the air conditioning of all those data centers that are serving out google searches for all the americans trying to figure out where venezuela is
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
dj jazzy jeff and the flesh eating bacteria
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
turns out that public defecation and asceticism doesnt pay very well
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
"What is this?! An arch for ANTS??"
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
happy nude year
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
the true purpose of x has been revealed and it is asking grok to show that persons butt
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
if some hypothetical event were to completely change the economics of AI and LLM dev, and make it essentially free to produce and consume, would it become ethical?

there's a minefield of issues to consider here, but my usual sieve of 'what if it was essentially free' is failing me on this one.
December 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Boys II Men Without Hatsune Miku
The Beastie Boys II Men Without Hats
ruin three or more bands by combining them:

Minnie Pearl Jamiroquiet Riot
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i like my partners like i like my quarks
strange, entangled and covered in gluons
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
the word 'year' has barely changed all these years

Middle English yer
from Old English gear (West Saxon),
ger (Anglian) "year,"
from Proto-Germanic *jēr "year,"
reconstructed to Proto-Indo-European root *yer- "year, season,"
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I wanted to bring my collector's edition Internet Explorer 4.0 CD-ROM with me to Zohran Mamdani's inauguration but apparently I'm not allowed.
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
remember rustaceans
if you write an unwrap()
some mother fucker is gonna find a code path that calls it with None/Err
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
schrödingers gyatt
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by DilDog 🅅
WhiteLeaks

Files and user information from the white supremacist websites WhiteDate (dating), WhiteChild (family and ancestry), and WhiteDeal (networking and professional development).

ddosecrets.com/article/whit...

See also: okstupid.lol

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WhiteLeaks - Distributed Denial of Secrets
Files and user information from the white supremacist websites WhiteDate (a white supremacist dating site), WhiteChild (a white supremacist site focused on family and ancestry), and WhiteDeal (a…
ddosecrets.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
shaqalicious has not yet made extra large gummi worms
December 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
isnt it funny that ai will be the thing that finally kills social media
December 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
why do we wake up
but we dont sleep down
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
my best 1 minute bullet game yet
lichess.org/kz5zXonG/white
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
yay veilid
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Reposted by DilDog 🅅
**Veilid Framework v0.5.0 is live in all the usual places!**

The changelog is too much for a skeet so here's the link: gitlab.com/veilid/veili...
New:
DHT Transactions support
Automatic default record encryption
API level improvements and bug fixes

(Thread with details)
gitlab.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I dreamed that I bought the Isabella Stuart Gardner museum, and that inside there was an old portable phone and it was a direct hotline to the SpongeBob SquarePants merchandise center so every time you picked up the phone, it went to SpongeBob merch and they tried to sell me 600 pounds of cigarettes
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM