Soupcan Steffans
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People like to shit on reply guys, but like, I was raised on MST3K. It's this or mediocre prop comedy
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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such great savings to be had by applying tax money directly to healthcare has anyone thought of this I am a mega genius
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
such great savings to be had by applying tax money directly to healthcare has anyone thought of this I am a mega genius
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I had an illegal weapon and got blunderbusted by the cops
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had an illegal weapon and got blunderbusted by the cops
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what the shit is he even talking about?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
what the shit is he even talking about?
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
Is This Show Actually Good, Or Does It Just Have Nudity: A Deep Dive Into HBO Max
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is This Show Actually Good, Or Does It Just Have Nudity: A Deep Dive Into HBO Max
I can only wear my gloves part of the year because they're intermittens
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can only wear my gloves part of the year because they're intermittens
Seared scallops and truffle risotto 🤤
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Seared scallops and truffle risotto 🤤
Gotta be honest, I hate Mastodon. Can someone get Jay and the mod team to stop being raging assholes so it's worth coming back here
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Gotta be honest, I hate Mastodon. Can someone get Jay and the mod team to stop being raging assholes so it's worth coming back here
If you're into that sort of thing
Soupcan Steffans (@[email protected])
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beige.party
October 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you're into that sort of thing
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"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?"
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?"
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
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I guess it was bound to happen 😏
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I guess it was bound to happen 😏
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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
www.independent.co.uk
September 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
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Oh, for fuck’s sweet, USE ALT TEXT — on pics and gifs.
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
September 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh, for fuck’s sweet, USE ALT TEXT — on pics and gifs.
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
For lunch I ordered the red herring and boy was that wrong
September 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For lunch I ordered the red herring and boy was that wrong
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Robert Redford, best known for playing Alexander Pierce in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) and Avengers: Endgame (2019), has died. He was 89 years old. Rest in peace.
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Robert Redford, best known for playing Alexander Pierce in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) and Avengers: Endgame (2019), has died. He was 89 years old. Rest in peace.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself
September 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself
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Mangione still faces second-degree murder, but no longer the possibility of life without parole
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Mangione still faces second-degree murder, but no longer the possibility of life without parole
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Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend
https://theonion.com/parents-really-hitting-it-off-with-daughter-s-emotional-1851327818/
https://theonion.com/parents-really-hitting-it-off-with-daughter-s-emotional-1851327818/
September 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend
https://theonion.com/parents-really-hitting-it-off-with-daughter-s-emotional-1851327818/
https://theonion.com/parents-really-hitting-it-off-with-daughter-s-emotional-1851327818/
Robert Redford, best known for playing Alexander Pierce in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) and Avengers: Endgame (2019), has died. He was 89 years old. Rest in peace.
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Robert Redford, best known for playing Alexander Pierce in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) and Avengers: Endgame (2019), has died. He was 89 years old. Rest in peace.
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When one grifter dies, the others will mourn them by profiting off their death. It is their way.
September 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When one grifter dies, the others will mourn them by profiting off their death. It is their way.
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Reminder that this woman posted a picture of children fearing for their lives and when she found out they were Palestinian she deleted it, because those children were not human to her
Honestly if she shut the fuck up forever nothing would be lost
Honestly if she shut the fuck up forever nothing would be lost
Oh, JLC. Don’t make us call for Michael Myers.
”Charlie Christ was killed two days ago.” Maron clarified “Kirk, yeah, Charlie,” to which Curtis responded “Right. Kirk. I just call him Christ... I think because of Christ... Because of... his deep, deep belief.”
”Charlie Christ was killed two days ago.” Maron clarified “Kirk, yeah, Charlie,” to which Curtis responded “Right. Kirk. I just call him Christ... I think because of Christ... Because of... his deep, deep belief.”
Jamie Lee Curtis Sobs Through Charlie Kirk Remembrance
The Oscar-winning actress got openly emotional from Kirk’s death, despite finding his views “abhorrent.”
www.thedailybeast.com
September 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Reminder that this woman posted a picture of children fearing for their lives and when she found out they were Palestinian she deleted it, because those children were not human to her
Honestly if she shut the fuck up forever nothing would be lost
Honestly if she shut the fuck up forever nothing would be lost