Winifred Sedai Burton
@authorwinifred.blacksky.app
Writes lots of Magical Black Girls Burning Shit Down. Midwife to Be.
Voodoonauts Fellow '22. Hurston/Wright Speculative Fellow '23. She/Her.
AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far.
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I block AI/NFT/Crypto accounts
Voodoonauts Fellow '22. Hurston/Wright Speculative Fellow '23. She/Her.
AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far.
winifredburton.com
I block AI/NFT/Crypto accounts
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👋🏿 I'm Winifred. In 2025 I:
*Survived a MN winter w/o consistent heat/hot water
*Sold an "erotic houseplant horror" story
*Had surgery
*Did births in 3 diff states w/ 4 diff midwifery practices from off grid shacks to urban mansions to tiny apts
I'm exhausted but I'm only 9% away from fully funded.
*Survived a MN winter w/o consistent heat/hot water
*Sold an "erotic houseplant horror" story
*Had surgery
*Did births in 3 diff states w/ 4 diff midwifery practices from off grid shacks to urban mansions to tiny apts
I'm exhausted but I'm only 9% away from fully funded.
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Remember when she was sick and basically a shell of herself? You'd never guess it looking at this.
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Remember when she was sick and basically a shell of herself? You'd never guess it looking at this.
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Most of the comedians he came up with would jump him if they caught him in a dark alley.
When the Comedy Store comedians were going on strike in the 70s, Leno joined in the meetings and then went to the owner to tell them everything he’d heard.
When the Comedy Store comedians were going on strike in the 70s, Leno joined in the meetings and then went to the owner to tell them everything he’d heard.
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Most of the comedians he came up with would jump him if they caught him in a dark alley.
When the Comedy Store comedians were going on strike in the 70s, Leno joined in the meetings and then went to the owner to tell them everything he’d heard.
When the Comedy Store comedians were going on strike in the 70s, Leno joined in the meetings and then went to the owner to tell them everything he’d heard.
Go for me and have a great time please.
The Meters are reuniting for one night only and idk I think i might have to go!
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Go for me and have a great time please.
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The Meters are reuniting for one night only and idk I think i might have to go!
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The Meters are reuniting for one night only and idk I think i might have to go!
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I will say. . . in the sense that white people love movies in which black women are made to look foolish. . .
I guess he's right. . .
I guess he's right. . .
Toure said that one battle after another is more Oscar-Ish than Sinners.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I will say. . . in the sense that white people love movies in which black women are made to look foolish. . .
I guess he's right. . .
I guess he's right. . .
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A couple things…
Is there elder abuse?
And they need to take that drivers license ASAP.
Is there elder abuse?
And they need to take that drivers license ASAP.
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
A couple things…
Is there elder abuse?
And they need to take that drivers license ASAP.
Is there elder abuse?
And they need to take that drivers license ASAP.
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I keep a mic (and cable) with me in the car but a rotary phone is next level.
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I keep a mic (and cable) with me in the car but a rotary phone is next level.
The emotional beats in this movie are all over the fucking place.
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The emotional beats in this movie are all over the fucking place.
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And yall...aren't even marrriiiiiiieeeed
why yall talmbout divorce?
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
And yall...aren't even marrriiiiiiieeeed
There's reasons why I tell people who just started following, this account is theoretically SFW but if they see a titty or some Celine Dion to mind their business.
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
There's reasons why I tell people who just started following, this account is theoretically SFW but if they see a titty or some Celine Dion to mind their business.
I didn't think she could up the icon factor but anyone carrying a rotary phone AND their own microphone but mjssion accomplished.
Celine is all right with me.
Celine is all right with me.
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I didn't think she could up the icon factor but anyone carrying a rotary phone AND their own microphone but mjssion accomplished.
Celine is all right with me.
Celine is all right with me.
Every time y'all post that man's veiny, circumcised face I am astonished that he's so little any number of women myself included, could look him in the eye with no effort at all.
January 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Every time y'all post that man's veiny, circumcised face I am astonished that he's so little any number of women myself included, could look him in the eye with no effort at all.
The jingle took me out 😂
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The jingle took me out 😂
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This part right here. But also, it’s relevant to remember that it took white supremacy going light years past white folks’ supposed “red line” for them to start taking action.
White people using whiteness to combat white supremacy is key to defeating white supremacy.
A big part of why the Right is furious at White women right now is because they're increasingly using their Whiteness as shield and a weapon and it's honestly fucking great.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This part right here. But also, it’s relevant to remember that it took white supremacy going light years past white folks’ supposed “red line” for them to start taking action.
I've had some great work friendships but what I'm not about to do is regularly spend my free time ruminating on what we don't like about where we work.
MISS ME WITH THAT
MISS ME WITH THAT
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I've had some great work friendships but what I'm not about to do is regularly spend my free time ruminating on what we don't like about where we work.
MISS ME WITH THAT
MISS ME WITH THAT
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it seems impossible now that at one time in my life I'd spend all day all week with people then go out with the same people on friday nights. truly a ploycule with no benefits.
People be like … let’s go out after work
Spending 9 hours with me and wanting more???
True lovers
Spending 9 hours with me and wanting more???
True lovers
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
it seems impossible now that at one time in my life I'd spend all day all week with people then go out with the same people on friday nights. truly a ploycule with no benefits.
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disassociation ✨
Why is everybody posting pictures from 2016?
January 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
disassociation ✨
The thing about settling my nervous system with Tea and Trek, is that DS9 is lowkey a psychological horror anthology 😫
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The thing about settling my nervous system with Tea and Trek, is that DS9 is lowkey a psychological horror anthology 😫
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Here's the new #StarTrek 60th anniversary bumper video that will play before every new episode of the franchise in 2026, beginning with today's #StarfleetAcademy series debut
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Here's the new #StarTrek 60th anniversary bumper video that will play before every new episode of the franchise in 2026, beginning with today's #StarfleetAcademy series debut
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Current project is called Stardust. My mom wanted a blue and silver bracelet.
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Current project is called Stardust. My mom wanted a blue and silver bracelet.
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I just listened to this and found myself grinning so hard! If you're a fan of fountain pens.....you might want to check this out. If you're a fan of JOY, you will definitely want to check this out.
✨✨✨GLITTER CANNON DEPLOYED✨✨✨
S1 E1 is now live on @theincomparable.com!
with special guest @premeemohamed.com 🪲
Listen now!
Or bookmark this for later!
Whenever you need a hit of joy, we've got you covered!
Transcript: sgwong.com/blog/episode...
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S1 E1 is now live on @theincomparable.com!
with special guest @premeemohamed.com 🪲
Listen now!
Or bookmark this for later!
Whenever you need a hit of joy, we've got you covered!
Transcript: sgwong.com/blog/episode...
Subscribe/Follow the show! Share the joy ✨
Premee Mohamed - The Bugge (We Contain Multitudes 1)
Premee nerds out about a beloved (and well-used!) collection.
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January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I just listened to this and found myself grinning so hard! If you're a fan of fountain pens.....you might want to check this out. If you're a fan of JOY, you will definitely want to check this out.
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A lot of y’all are thinking “apocalypse”… all the way down to zombies.
I’m thinking more of like weaponized blackouts and food shortages… lol.
Which, I guess those are the same thing now. 😅
I’m thinking more of like weaponized blackouts and food shortages… lol.
Which, I guess those are the same thing now. 😅
January 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
A lot of y’all are thinking “apocalypse”… all the way down to zombies.
I’m thinking more of like weaponized blackouts and food shortages… lol.
Which, I guess those are the same thing now. 😅
I’m thinking more of like weaponized blackouts and food shortages… lol.
Which, I guess those are the same thing now. 😅
*clears throat*
January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
*clears throat*
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Either you are going to be afraid hiding or you gon be afraid fighting... either way you gon be afraid.
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Either you are going to be afraid hiding or you gon be afraid fighting... either way you gon be afraid.