van cartier
@christopherxci.blacksky.app
💀 dead folks, nerds, & sissies 💋
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
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van cartier
@christopherxci.blacksky.app
· Nov 29
This will be my continued master thread for my Oz/Wicked/The Wiz skeets. Now roughly 30% of what I do here 😂 plus a picture 💚
Egusi with goat
Cold front coming this weekend so I need to figure out what kind of soup or stew I’m making
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Egusi with goat
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The army during dont ask dont tell:
Why is no one banning FRUITCAKE? GET RID OF THAT NASTY SHIT!!!
9. What is your dessert hot take?
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The army during dont ask dont tell:
That I’m aloof. I hear this constantly.
Let’s set the record straight; what’s a common misconception people have about you?
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
That I’m aloof. I hear this constantly.
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You can also go here, pick a local bookstore see if they have it or get it shipped. Either way a portion goes to support your local bookstore.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-me...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-me...
I, Medusa: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
You can also go here, pick a local bookstore see if they have it or get it shipped. Either way a portion goes to support your local bookstore.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-me...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-me...
I would be sooooo bad at traitors. I smirk entirely too much, everyone gonna think I’m a traitor and whole time I’m giggling to myself thinking how Nene Leaks would play the game. 😂
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I would be sooooo bad at traitors. I smirk entirely too much, everyone gonna think I’m a traitor and whole time I’m giggling to myself thinking how Nene Leaks would play the game. 😂
Immediately thought you were talkin bout them boogie oogie oogie girls and was like “you too good to boogie??” 😆
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Immediately thought you were talkin bout them boogie oogie oogie girls and was like “you too good to boogie??” 😆
“It’s on us to fix it”
Which means it really ain’t getting fixed
Which means it really ain’t getting fixed
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
“It’s on us to fix it”
Which means it really ain’t getting fixed
Which means it really ain’t getting fixed
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Omg 😂😂😂 “I only know that the Muffin Man lives on Drury Lane!”
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Omg 😂😂😂 “I only know that the Muffin Man lives on Drury Lane!”
I either need a much heavier weighted blanket or a man cause this lil 45lbs thingy ain’t doin shit no more.
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I either need a much heavier weighted blanket or a man cause this lil 45lbs thingy ain’t doin shit no more.
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In response to ICE’s execution of Renee Nicole Good & violence against our communities, the 50501 Movement is demanding the immediate abolition of ICE & is joining its partners in the Disappeared in America Coalition to announce ICE OUT For Good, a nationwide mobilization scheduled for 1/10 & 1/11.
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
In response to ICE’s execution of Renee Nicole Good & violence against our communities, the 50501 Movement is demanding the immediate abolition of ICE & is joining its partners in the Disappeared in America Coalition to announce ICE OUT For Good, a nationwide mobilization scheduled for 1/10 & 1/11.
Not they got Angel sitting with the production crew at the crafty table 😆
KAREN IS GONNA BE ON THE REUNION finally a reason to live #rhop
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Not they got Angel sitting with the production crew at the crafty table 😆
1 of my roommates in my loft in dallas was from the bahamas— our other roommate was jamaican— i never had to cook once 😋
Have you met anyone else from The Bahamas before, or am I the first person from The Bahamas that you know? 🇧🇸
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
1 of my roommates in my loft in dallas was from the bahamas— our other roommate was jamaican— i never had to cook once 😋
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Shoutout to me and my lips
September 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Shoutout to me and my lips
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another great reason as to why I say we need to stop downplaying sexual compatibility and start having better conversations about sex when getting to know someone.
incompatible sex drives can make or break relationships.
incompatible sex drives can make or break relationships.
Nothing against those who love sex, but baby I can’t date someone who’s always horny. Go read a book and unhand me. 😭😭😭
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
another great reason as to why I say we need to stop downplaying sexual compatibility and start having better conversations about sex when getting to know someone.
incompatible sex drives can make or break relationships.
incompatible sex drives can make or break relationships.
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I reached out to more than three dozen X advertisers, xAI investors, politicians, and government agencies about the growing library of sexualized deepfakes generated with Grok—now including Renee Good. I only heard back from four, with three declining to comment.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
Why isn't there a bigger Grok boycott?
Advertisers, politicians, and investors are still all-in on X, despite a sexual abuse crisis.
spitfirenews.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I reached out to more than three dozen X advertisers, xAI investors, politicians, and government agencies about the growing library of sexualized deepfakes generated with Grok—now including Renee Good. I only heard back from four, with three declining to comment.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
honestly, straight up vicious
Oh y’all nasty with the subs and I don’t mean sexually
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
honestly, straight up vicious
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I hate when someone’s on their fitness journey and they start to unveil their fatphobia
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I hate when someone’s on their fitness journey and they start to unveil their fatphobia
like i said, no stopping this train now
BREAKING: Federal immigration officers shoot and wound two people in Portland, Oregon, authorities say.
Federal immigration officers shoot and wound 2 people in Portland, Oregon, authorities say
Authorities say Federal immigration officers have shot and wounded two people in Portland, Oregon. The FBI’s Portland office says it is investigating an “agent involved shooting” that happened around 2:15 p.m.
bit.ly
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
like i said, no stopping this train now
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Someone should start a podcast called American Myths, where every week they just go through poking holes in all the lies this country tells itself about itself.
Lies about revolutions
Lies about freedom
Lies about democracy
etc. etc. etc.
Lies about revolutions
Lies about freedom
Lies about democracy
etc. etc. etc.
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Someone should start a podcast called American Myths, where every week they just go through poking holes in all the lies this country tells itself about itself.
Lies about revolutions
Lies about freedom
Lies about democracy
etc. etc. etc.
Lies about revolutions
Lies about freedom
Lies about democracy
etc. etc. etc.
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January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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for sensitive skin, this Black owned mineral sunscreen is my default— only use a pinch, unlike BGS, too much and it will turn chalky but a little will make you shimmer
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
for sensitive skin, this Black owned mineral sunscreen is my default— only use a pinch, unlike BGS, too much and it will turn chalky but a little will make you shimmer