van cartier
@christopherxci.blacksky.app
💀 dead folks, nerds, & sissies 💋
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
for sensitive skin, this Black owned mineral sunscreen is my default— only use a pinch, unlike BGS, too much and it will turn chalky but a little will make you shimmer
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
for sensitive skin, this Black owned mineral sunscreen is my default— only use a pinch, unlike BGS, too much and it will turn chalky but a little will make you shimmer
this country too damn big
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
this country too damn big
This is MILES better than my first photoshop project 😆
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This is MILES better than my first photoshop project 😆
from back when I made tiktoks
elmo had me in a chokehold lol
elmo had me in a chokehold lol
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
from back when I made tiktoks
elmo had me in a chokehold lol
elmo had me in a chokehold lol
I was going to participate too but as of this morning I was 199 so I said “do your thing, big sis, let me sit this one out!”
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I was going to participate too but as of this morning I was 199 so I said “do your thing, big sis, let me sit this one out!”
Honestly, I love a cocktail.
Mixed drinks have their place but if I’m going to poison myself, I absolutely want to do so in style.
Mixed drinks have their place but if I’m going to poison myself, I absolutely want to do so in style.
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Honestly, I love a cocktail.
Mixed drinks have their place but if I’m going to poison myself, I absolutely want to do so in style.
Mixed drinks have their place but if I’m going to poison myself, I absolutely want to do so in style.
my coupe glasses went severely unappreciated last night but that’s fine cause now I have plenty for my twist on my morning carajillo ☕️ happy new year from a very wet southern california
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
my coupe glasses went severely unappreciated last night but that’s fine cause now I have plenty for my twist on my morning carajillo ☕️ happy new year from a very wet southern california
Found the picture of that night from before the chaos! 😂 Toga was already tryna fall off.
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Found the picture of that night from before the chaos! 😂 Toga was already tryna fall off.
I went with an old faithful: gin.
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I went with an old faithful: gin.
Christmas. Present.
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Christmas. Present.
And again I shall! But I got one of them to ready My Dear Henry with me which was such a sweet story
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
And again I shall! But I got one of them to ready My Dear Henry with me which was such a sweet story
Finally, some endorphins! 😂
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Finally, some endorphins! 😂
They be stroking the fuck out of my ego like it took them to Nobu just because it’s Wednesday
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They be stroking the fuck out of my ego like it took them to Nobu just because it’s Wednesday
My Christmas ham in the foil this morning:
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My Christmas ham in the foil this morning:
Time for the annual judge thy gumbo fest 😂
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Time for the annual judge thy gumbo fest 😂
I love sides. I’m half side on my dad’s side. 😂
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I love sides. I’m half side on my dad’s side. 😂
My brother— we never spent the holidays together as adults but now I’m regretting that
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My brother— we never spent the holidays together as adults but now I’m regretting that
😘 I love this reminder, thank you
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
😘 I love this reminder, thank you
And don’t let it stop
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And don’t let it stop