🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
@astonblake.blacksky.app
los angeles📍🌴 | caribbean 🇨🇷🇯🇲 | jd candidate 👨🏽⚖️
Greatest diss track of all time
DECEPTIAAWWWNNNNN
DISGRAAAAAACEEEEEE
DISGRAAAAAACEEEEEE
January 14, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Greatest diss track of all time
This is what my apartment sounds like
Spotify – Web Player
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January 14, 2026 at 5:12 AM
This is what my apartment sounds like
If I wasn’t already named Christopher, I would’ve changed my name to Christopher
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
If I wasn’t already named Christopher, I would’ve changed my name to Christopher
It’s my fault for using Instacart.
I have no one to blame but myself for these oversized gummy worms and undersized Jameson.
🤡
I have no one to blame but myself for these oversized gummy worms and undersized Jameson.
🤡
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
It’s my fault for using Instacart.
I have no one to blame but myself for these oversized gummy worms and undersized Jameson.
🤡
I have no one to blame but myself for these oversized gummy worms and undersized Jameson.
🤡
This fr is a simulation
alright my fellow conspiracy theorist, what is YOUR tin foil hat take?
a man is wearing a potato wrapped in tin foil on his head
ALT: a man is wearing a potato wrapped in tin foil on his head
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
This fr is a simulation
This is how I feel about preggers and preggo 🥴
Once again I'm gonna be the villian cuz it's a pet peeve:
If you're 20+ and saying shit like "pupper" and "doggo" grow the hell up. You pay taxes. Speak like an adult not a 2 year old.
If you're 20+ and saying shit like "pupper" and "doggo" grow the hell up. You pay taxes. Speak like an adult not a 2 year old.
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This is how I feel about preggers and preggo 🥴
I’m tryna find a playlist that has the music Arnold used to play in his room.
a cartoon character laying on a red couch wearing headphones
ALT: a cartoon character laying on a red couch wearing headphones
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I’m tryna find a playlist that has the music Arnold used to play in his room.
Aston.Blake
what’s y’all snap names? I post over there too
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Aston.Blake
About me:
That because I’m gay, I’ll fit into Gay Culture ™.
Nope! Surprise, I’m also autistic so screw “social norms” (created by a marginalized community). Fitting into an entire template does not work for me.
The people in my life let me know I belong, especially when we have different traits.
Nope! Surprise, I’m also autistic so screw “social norms” (created by a marginalized community). Fitting into an entire template does not work for me.
The people in my life let me know I belong, especially when we have different traits.
Let’s set the record straight; what’s a common misconception people have about you?
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
About me:
Reposted by 🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
A misconception about me is that people with low emotional intelligence think I weaponize my neurodivergence when I’m actually trying to explain it—often while they’re undiagnosed themselves or lack a high EQ. 🤷🏾♂️
Let’s set the record straight; what’s a common misconception people have about you?
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
A misconception about me is that people with low emotional intelligence think I weaponize my neurodivergence when I’m actually trying to explain it—often while they’re undiagnosed themselves or lack a high EQ. 🤷🏾♂️
I wish there was a show like Heated Rivalry, but with Black lesbians in the WNBA or Black men in the NFL.
I’d watch. Faithfully.
I’d watch. Faithfully.
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I wish there was a show like Heated Rivalry, but with Black lesbians in the WNBA or Black men in the NFL.
I’d watch. Faithfully.
I’d watch. Faithfully.
Let’s set the record straight; what’s a common misconception people have about you?
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Let’s set the record straight; what’s a common misconception people have about you?
Take me back to the floral print days 🥹
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Take me back to the floral print days 🥹
Why they got T-Boz singing about PrEP?
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Why they got T-Boz singing about PrEP?
Reposted by 🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Shared story 👻🔥😮💨
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Shared story 👻🔥😮💨
No nudes on the skyline in 2026.
Snapchat private stories >>>>
Snapchat private stories >>>>
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
No nudes on the skyline in 2026.
Snapchat private stories >>>>
Snapchat private stories >>>>
Acupuncture
9. What would you rate 10/10?
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Acupuncture
Reposted by 🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
Also, stop telling people where yall work at on here. You never know who don’t like you fr.
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Also, stop telling people where yall work at on here. You never know who don’t like you fr.
Reposted by 🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
I have to work on being more social
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I have to work on being more social
Send the asteroid
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Send the asteroid