Chrisjen Avasarala
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Not I discovered iMovie
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Not I discovered iMovie
This is my Disney Princess intro…
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is my Disney Princess intro…
My whole life I’ve heard brass knuckles are illegal here in Texas.
Color me surprised that Texas lifted its ban on brass knuckles in September 2019, making them legal to own and carry in the state.
Color me surprised that Texas lifted its ban on brass knuckles in September 2019, making them legal to own and carry in the state.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My whole life I’ve heard brass knuckles are illegal here in Texas.
Color me surprised that Texas lifted its ban on brass knuckles in September 2019, making them legal to own and carry in the state.
Color me surprised that Texas lifted its ban on brass knuckles in September 2019, making them legal to own and carry in the state.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Kim K is looking more and more like her mom
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Kim K is looking more and more like her mom
Just went thru the questionnaire to create a prenup. I’m not even dating anybody.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just went thru the questionnaire to create a prenup. I’m not even dating anybody.
Nobody:
Chicago:
Chicago:
a white goat standing in a grassy field with its mouth open
ALT: a white goat standing in a grassy field with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nobody:
Chicago:
Chicago:
Carbonated beverages.
4. What is your vice?
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Carbonated beverages.
I said I was gonna try that one chipotle competitor I keep hearing about (Chiloso?) and completely forgot lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I said I was gonna try that one chipotle competitor I keep hearing about (Chiloso?) and completely forgot lol
I am always intrigued with gays that pledged a fraternity. I always tell people I didn’t pledge because I couldn’t afford it but I also didn’t feel like it was a safe place for somebody of my sexuality.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I am always intrigued with gays that pledged a fraternity. I always tell people I didn’t pledge because I couldn’t afford it but I also didn’t feel like it was a safe place for somebody of my sexuality.
Kiyo used to start all his posts with an ellipses. 🥲
One thing about millennials… y’all love an ellipses. Just say what you gotta say man! 😩
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Kiyo used to start all his posts with an ellipses. 🥲
I’m a bird… so Ms Spring Runner
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m a bird… so Ms Spring Runner
Saints all day
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Saints all day
Reposted by Chrisjen Avasarala
Homegirl said a man asked her “are an introvert or an extrovert” and she said “a pervert, show me that dxck” 😭😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Homegirl said a man asked her “are an introvert or an extrovert” and she said “a pervert, show me that dxck” 😭😭😭😭
Reposted by Chrisjen Avasarala
i'd never turn down the opportunity to jump a lame. might even go pick him up myself.
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i'd never turn down the opportunity to jump a lame. might even go pick him up myself.
So… I wasn’t as impressed with the first Zootopia as everybody else.
Same with Coco.
Same with Coco.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So… I wasn’t as impressed with the first Zootopia as everybody else.
Same with Coco.
Same with Coco.
“I was damn near willing to just let him talk to me crazy because that shit was out of this world, like
Yes, daddy, yes, okay… like, I was literally willing to ruin my career”
-Ari’s Tale
Yes, daddy, yes, okay… like, I was literally willing to ruin my career”
-Ari’s Tale
Summer Walker is aspiring to be a side chick to a nigga she got more hits than. Stand up niece.
a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with a caption that says stand up ! stand up !!
ALT: a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with a caption that says stand up ! stand up !!
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“I was damn near willing to just let him talk to me crazy because that shit was out of this world, like
Yes, daddy, yes, okay… like, I was literally willing to ruin my career”
-Ari’s Tale
Yes, daddy, yes, okay… like, I was literally willing to ruin my career”
-Ari’s Tale
I fucked around and watched that Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead (2024) last night. I used to love the original with Christina Applegate.
I know we shit on remakes but this was a black remake and they was doing they good cussing.
I know we shit on remakes but this was a black remake and they was doing they good cussing.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I fucked around and watched that Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead (2024) last night. I used to love the original with Christina Applegate.
I know we shit on remakes but this was a black remake and they was doing they good cussing.
I know we shit on remakes but this was a black remake and they was doing they good cussing.
“Ohhhh so you wanna hit people with garbage cans”
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“Ohhhh so you wanna hit people with garbage cans”
I was watching Moesha and was like hey, ain’t that Mason Gooding from Scream 5? How old is he?!
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I was watching Moesha and was like hey, ain’t that Mason Gooding from Scream 5? How old is he?!
I’m “working” from home and my VP waits until an hour before I log out to start asking for reports
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’m “working” from home and my VP waits until an hour before I log out to start asking for reports