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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher

@astonblake.blacksky.app

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pasadena📍🌹 | caribbean 🇨🇷🇯🇲| hr director 👨🏽‍💼| songwriter + producer 🎧

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 35m

Skinned rats???

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 56m

In cursive!

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 1h

THIS is why Black people ask who did the body 😮‍💨🤌🏽

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 1h

Hi @epereza22.blacksky.app

Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2h

A sermon was preached. 🙏🏾 #BahamianMenArePerfect

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 1h

I’m sorry friend

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 5h

You’re exempt papi! 📱😏

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 5h

Ima take a different route and start dickfishing 🤣

Yall gonna get plagiarized twitter peen 😂

Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 6h

Dear mutual,

The user you are reading this post from no longer sends nudes. Please adjust your expectations accordingly. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Kindest regards,
Management 😘

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 6h

It still pisses me off when I remember it.

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 6h

These girls I went to high school with thought Mexico and the US were separate planets, which to them explained why they needed to take a plane to visit.

They were Mexican too 💀

Kimberly💘 @kimberlysays.blacksky.app · 7h

ok so don’t jump me please… i was today years old when i realized St. Louis and New Orleans are two completely different places.

princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 8h

Escaping from a prison in New Orleans and hiding out in Atlanta seems very short sighted 😭

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 6h

Sepúlveda.
Wilshire.
El Segundo.
Long Beach.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 7h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 8h

I’ve only been to Dallas and Houston and both felt pretty southern to me, but that’s coming from a Californian lol

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 8h

Wait, Texas isn’t considered The South?

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 8h

“Gripping”

Sushsgwyajdgwysgag 🤣🤣🤣

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 8h

Nah bc tf I look like finally saying good morning after 3 years.

I couldn’t let him win 😂

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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 9h

😅😅😅

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 9h

Kinda.

At a previous job there was someone who I didn’t necessarily have beef with, we just were never properly introduced. So we both intentionally never greeted one another or spoke to each other.

It went on for years bc neither of us wanted to be the first to “break”

Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 9h

Y’all be avoiding people at work?

(I do.)