MellowYellow
@queeribbean.bsky.social
I am the stone that the builder refused, a 🇯🇲 artist who shouts into the void, and occasionally it responds. Hi void people 👋🏽
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Coming to you live with loving support by our patrons Waiting Time, and That awkward moment before you start your shift!
Up next some Wham!
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Its crackin me up so bad cause she a whole house hold name
LMAO! Yes. We use to talk about her bad wigs every week
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Its crackin me up so bad cause she a whole house hold name
Apparently
Yall: wow pam oliver really does look like oprah and gayle.
Me: yall know her name!?
Yall: wow pam oliver really does look like oprah and gayle.
Me: yall know her name!?
Why she look like oprah and gayle mixed together
Omg.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Apparently
Yall: wow pam oliver really does look like oprah and gayle.
Me: yall know her name!?
Yall: wow pam oliver really does look like oprah and gayle.
Me: yall know her name!?
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... like Oprah and Gayle were blended, shaken, and then violently thrown down three flights of stairs for dramatic effect.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
... like Oprah and Gayle were blended, shaken, and then violently thrown down three flights of stairs for dramatic effect.
*Someone starts singing on the flight as their friend busts out a camera*
Me: “I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU SHEEP EYED, DROWNING CATS IN A BAG, PIG SA-d BY A GOAT SOUNDING MF SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
…Even if they arent that bad, cause its still non-consensual
Me: “I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU SHEEP EYED, DROWNING CATS IN A BAG, PIG SA-d BY A GOAT SOUNDING MF SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
…Even if they arent that bad, cause its still non-consensual
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
*Someone starts singing on the flight as their friend busts out a camera*
Me: “I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU SHEEP EYED, DROWNING CATS IN A BAG, PIG SA-d BY A GOAT SOUNDING MF SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
…Even if they arent that bad, cause its still non-consensual
Me: “I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU SHEEP EYED, DROWNING CATS IN A BAG, PIG SA-d BY A GOAT SOUNDING MF SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
…Even if they arent that bad, cause its still non-consensual
Every time i fly somewhere i pray that i am not on those flights where someone decides to flip out or like a content creator tryna be viral.
I will ruin they shit and get security called on them that shit aint cute
I will ruin they shit and get security called on them that shit aint cute
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Every time i fly somewhere i pray that i am not on those flights where someone decides to flip out or like a content creator tryna be viral.
I will ruin they shit and get security called on them that shit aint cute
I will ruin they shit and get security called on them that shit aint cute
Seriously if you hate flying and being around strangers in airports i highly recommend taking a benadryl as you go through tsa then immediately getting red wine on the way to the terminal.
This is like the 5th flight ive done this for and im telling you my edge is taken off so strong.
This is like the 5th flight ive done this for and im telling you my edge is taken off so strong.
Am i in the airport and high enough to be calm about this horrible onslaught of forced interactions with strangers?
No
Am i feeling the benadryl and canned red wine kick in to remedy that and suddenly make everyone tolerable just in time for me to sleep through a flight?
You bet your ass!
No
Am i feeling the benadryl and canned red wine kick in to remedy that and suddenly make everyone tolerable just in time for me to sleep through a flight?
You bet your ass!
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Seriously if you hate flying and being around strangers in airports i highly recommend taking a benadryl as you go through tsa then immediately getting red wine on the way to the terminal.
This is like the 5th flight ive done this for and im telling you my edge is taken off so strong.
This is like the 5th flight ive done this for and im telling you my edge is taken off so strong.
I have no eyed deer who pam oliver is but after my vote im gathering she looks like oprah and gayle at the same time but some how less popular than both individually and together.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I have no eyed deer who pam oliver is but after my vote im gathering she looks like oprah and gayle at the same time but some how less popular than both individually and together.
Am i in the airport and high enough to be calm about this horrible onslaught of forced interactions with strangers?
No
Am i feeling the benadryl and canned red wine kick in to remedy that and suddenly make everyone tolerable just in time for me to sleep through a flight?
You bet your ass!
No
Am i feeling the benadryl and canned red wine kick in to remedy that and suddenly make everyone tolerable just in time for me to sleep through a flight?
You bet your ass!
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Am i in the airport and high enough to be calm about this horrible onslaught of forced interactions with strangers?
No
Am i feeling the benadryl and canned red wine kick in to remedy that and suddenly make everyone tolerable just in time for me to sleep through a flight?
You bet your ass!
No
Am i feeling the benadryl and canned red wine kick in to remedy that and suddenly make everyone tolerable just in time for me to sleep through a flight?
You bet your ass!
Yall gettin serious.
Imma be on that spades and dominos tables glancing over at yall!
I may or may not make someone flip a table over
Imma be on that spades and dominos tables glancing over at yall!
I may or may not make someone flip a table over
you don’t want no smoke with me on that court
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yall gettin serious.
Imma be on that spades and dominos tables glancing over at yall!
I may or may not make someone flip a table over
Imma be on that spades and dominos tables glancing over at yall!
I may or may not make someone flip a table over
Lmfao
She's probably the key to their banishing spell.
Why she look like oprah and gayle mixed together
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Lmfao
Yes this!!!
A lot of women a lot of POC a lot of queers even.
Evil is cross identity lines
A lot of women a lot of POC a lot of queers even.
Evil is cross identity lines
One thing I truly hope we abandon is the idea that abusive systems are just white dudes
So many things in this year had a whole bunch of horrible people involved
So many things in this year had a whole bunch of horrible people involved
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yes this!!!
A lot of women a lot of POC a lot of queers even.
Evil is cross identity lines
A lot of women a lot of POC a lot of queers even.
Evil is cross identity lines
Mine is stop and no.
I dont say them shits unless i mean it
I dont say them shits unless i mean it
How do y'all choose safe words?
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Mine is stop and no.
I dont say them shits unless i mean it
I dont say them shits unless i mean it
Im cookin otha mfs are bringing shit
With Thanksgiving coming up, I gotta know what y’all bringing cousins!?
I’m bringing 7up cakes made from scratch 😋
I’m bringing 7up cakes made from scratch 😋
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Im cookin otha mfs are bringing shit
Why she look like oprah and gayle mixed together
Omg.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Why she look like oprah and gayle mixed together
Andre need to stop saying he aint got relevance.
NIGGA OUR OLD ASSES KNOW REMEMBER AND APPRECIATE
That pen has never stopped having gasoline in the ink
NIGGA OUR OLD ASSES KNOW REMEMBER AND APPRECIATE
That pen has never stopped having gasoline in the ink
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Andre need to stop saying he aint got relevance.
NIGGA OUR OLD ASSES KNOW REMEMBER AND APPRECIATE
That pen has never stopped having gasoline in the ink
NIGGA OUR OLD ASSES KNOW REMEMBER AND APPRECIATE
That pen has never stopped having gasoline in the ink
Serious
Why wheneva people who dont speak parois try to wrap in patois dem just repeat the same phrase like this.
Seen it so many times since the last Jcan cross over after sean kingston
Why wheneva people who dont speak parois try to wrap in patois dem just repeat the same phrase like this.
Seen it so many times since the last Jcan cross over after sean kingston
i’m bringing the curry chicken and the diri djon djon (haitian black rice)
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Serious
Why wheneva people who dont speak parois try to wrap in patois dem just repeat the same phrase like this.
Seen it so many times since the last Jcan cross over after sean kingston
Why wheneva people who dont speak parois try to wrap in patois dem just repeat the same phrase like this.
Seen it so many times since the last Jcan cross over after sean kingston
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Ooh, I just lay—, ooh, I wanna lay in her hair
You can't fall for it, don't fall for it, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
Maybe I just roll over and just lay on her booty, yeah
Naw, no, no
Nah, just lay here and be cool, be cool, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
But what if she's the—
What if she—, what if she—, what if -
You can't fall for it, don't fall for it, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
Maybe I just roll over and just lay on her booty, yeah
Naw, no, no
Nah, just lay here and be cool, be cool, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
But what if she's the—
What if she—, what if she—, what if -
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ooh, I just lay—, ooh, I wanna lay in her hair
You can't fall for it, don't fall for it, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
Maybe I just roll over and just lay on her booty, yeah
Naw, no, no
Nah, just lay here and be cool, be cool, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
But what if she's the—
What if she—, what if she—, what if -
You can't fall for it, don't fall for it, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
Maybe I just roll over and just lay on her booty, yeah
Naw, no, no
Nah, just lay here and be cool, be cool, Ice Cold (Ice Cold)
But what if she's the—
What if she—, what if she—, what if -
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People are dying Kim 🤷🏿♂️
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
People are dying Kim 🤷🏿♂️
This it this what i was sayin
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This it this what i was sayin
That’s that one meme: Two dumb bitches sitting together just going “yes girl”.
This is the same energy when that dumb ass lady was talking bout low bibrational plates to me. N when niggas (YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT) was chiming in white people talkin bout they dont wipe they ass cause its gay.
Same
This is the same energy when that dumb ass lady was talking bout low bibrational plates to me. N when niggas (YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT) was chiming in white people talkin bout they dont wipe they ass cause its gay.
Same
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That’s that one meme: Two dumb bitches sitting together just going “yes girl”.
This is the same energy when that dumb ass lady was talking bout low bibrational plates to me. N when niggas (YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT) was chiming in white people talkin bout they dont wipe they ass cause its gay.
Same
This is the same energy when that dumb ass lady was talking bout low bibrational plates to me. N when niggas (YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT) was chiming in white people talkin bout they dont wipe they ass cause its gay.
Same
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This was the exact convo I had with myself. Foundationally, Christianity makes sense: love and show love…
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This was the exact convo I had with myself. Foundationally, Christianity makes sense: love and show love…
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
Today is the day!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yall gone hate me for the next week. Just a heads up!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yall gone hate me for the next week. Just a heads up!
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today is the day!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yall gone hate me for the next week. Just a heads up!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yall gone hate me for the next week. Just a heads up!
👀
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
👀
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Niggas gonna be added to a BlackSky list:
“Niggas Who Can’t Hoop”
SL will be in shambles.
“Niggas Who Can’t Hoop”
SL will be in shambles.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Niggas gonna be added to a BlackSky list:
“Niggas Who Can’t Hoop”
SL will be in shambles.
“Niggas Who Can’t Hoop”
SL will be in shambles.