Caio Almendra
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Caio Almendra
@caioalmendra.bsky.social
Cada dia, um 7 a 1 diferente
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Assisti o tal A Empregada e estou ainda mais confuso com a sidney sidney, a neonazi que só faz filme woke
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Steve and Katie shut the door
And fucked all on the bathroom floor
Now they're up and looking for
Your parents' cocaine!
Until you get that trust fund check
Pretend you worked for your respect
Janie's asking if she can test
Your parents' cocaine!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtb...
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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only about 20% of bsky users can see the words hidden in this image
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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The monsters running the US have denied Cuba fuel since December.
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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O glifosato, agrotóxico mais popular do Brasil, está sendo usado como arma química por Israel contra o Líbano
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
PUC, famosa por ter chopadas onde ninguém rebola pros crias.
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Enquanto isso, no Pântano da Perdição, Lex Luthor se congratula por ter destruído os movimentos sociais com consumismo e indústria cultural.
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Nossa, vai se fuder, fizeram um micro-pódio com três criancinhas pra anunciar o lançamento de um programa de creche pública.

Morram de fofura, seus fdp
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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seems notable that so many folks (rightfully) calling to abolish ICE now also consume and/or boost a lot of content declaring that the 2020 surge in the police abolition movement was, in retrospect, nothing more than “anarchists wanting to burn things down” (conservative propaganda).
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Kevin Spacey
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Gostei do conceito meio passarinho camuflado quando abre as asas e Surprise, bitch! It's Brazil!
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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"The “anti-woke” movement was not a genteel intellectual inquiry, made by disinterested parties who cared deeply about free speech. It is a social circle of powerful people who feel threatened by #MeToo."

Great read.
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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I read through hundreds of emails and scoured through years of correspondence and background information to write this 4600 word report.

It confirms what we all have been saying about the anti-trans movement from the start. Read it from the top down, I can't even begin to summarize it all properly.
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Xingaram o JD Vance com tanta força que ele cuspiu fora todos os anéis do Sonic.
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Yeah, some news are exaggerating his chances.

HOWEVER, he needs one juror among twelve people from mandanistan to do the coolest thing ever: say "I don't think he do it, I can't convict him" over and over, until the jury is hanged.

If this happens every trial, he is free. Not impossible.
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm glad Tim Scott is ranking racist things POTUS does instead of, you know, doing something about it.
Sen. Tim Scott, the only Black Republican in the Senate, had this to say:
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Esse repórter gringo pousou no Galeão e a PF se ligou que ele tinha ultrapassado o visto dele da última vez. Aí segue essa interação maravilhosa entre ele e o policial:
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Just one small problem:

Middle management of who, Ben? Fucking mole people?
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM