Gustaue Flavbert
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Man, just some dude
gonna open a restaurant. clam chowder restaurant. BUT. to honor the sea.......gonna make it with WHALE MILK
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
gonna open a restaurant. clam chowder restaurant. BUT. to honor the sea.......gonna make it with WHALE MILK
CALLING ALL CONNECTICUT AREA BAD BOYS!!!!!! Unique opportunity to join my new gang of street toughs!!!! (Werewolves of New London)
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
CALLING ALL CONNECTICUT AREA BAD BOYS!!!!!! Unique opportunity to join my new gang of street toughs!!!! (Werewolves of New London)
The sexiest thing a woman could ever say to me is “First I will blowjob you, then you can enter MSH.”
“MSH?” I’ll say.
“My Slimy Heaven.”
😍😍😍
“MSH?” I’ll say.
“My Slimy Heaven.”
😍😍😍
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The sexiest thing a woman could ever say to me is “First I will blowjob you, then you can enter MSH.”
“MSH?” I’ll say.
“My Slimy Heaven.”
😍😍😍
“MSH?” I’ll say.
“My Slimy Heaven.”
😍😍😍
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What's a #LowTrafficNeighborhood? It's a place where we've put people first, and calibrated our streets for humans, and not the convenience of suburban drivers
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More praise for Low Traffic Neighborhoods via @nyc.streetsblog.org @usa.streetsblog.org
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Friday Video: The Utopia of London’s Low-Traffic Neighborhoods - Streetsblog New York City
Streetsfilms follows an urban planner around the “low-traffic neighborhood” of St. Peter’s in the London borough of Islington.
nyc.streetsblog.org
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What's a #LowTrafficNeighborhood? It's a place where we've put people first, and calibrated our streets for humans, and not the convenience of suburban drivers
bsky.app/profile/stre...
bsky.app/profile/stre...
When it comes to all that blue humour perhaps John Lennon could just “let it be”!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When it comes to all that blue humour perhaps John Lennon could just “let it be”!!!!!!
I would love to meet the person who decided that a restaurant’s website should have the hours under “contact us.” I bet they keep their dick cream in an egg carton.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I would love to meet the person who decided that a restaurant’s website should have the hours under “contact us.” I bet they keep their dick cream in an egg carton.
Indeed all beautiful. Some, however, have a better handle on what kind of face to be making than others.
Isaac Hayes and a bunch of beautiful ladies in a publicity still for TRUCK TURNER (1974), directed by Jonathan Kaplan - BOTD in 1947
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Indeed all beautiful. Some, however, have a better handle on what kind of face to be making than others.
It was filmstrip night last night. We learned about the word “clomb.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It was filmstrip night last night. We learned about the word “clomb.”
This French horror movie — about how a new pesticide contaminates wine, causing painful oozing sores on the inflicted before turning them into oozing pestilant demi zombies bent on murder — is like a Pertwee era Doctor Who story, if there wasn't a Doctor, but there were lots of boobs and bush.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This French horror movie — about how a new pesticide contaminates wine, causing painful oozing sores on the inflicted before turning them into oozing pestilant demi zombies bent on murder — is like a Pertwee era Doctor Who story, if there wasn't a Doctor, but there were lots of boobs and bush.
Just last night, as we ate an epoisses that would describe as screaming in your nose, I asked several friends if we thought Limburger would be as offensive as cartoons from the thirties and forties would have us believe. Like…did those guys just have basic tastes or is it actually that rowdy??!?!
* In 1935, two Midwest postmasters held a much-publicized "cheese duel" over an ongoing argument about whether or not it was acceptable/legal to send stinky blocks of Limburger in the mail.
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The great Midwest cheese duel of 1935
A story of regional identity, the postal service, and a block of Limburger
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Just last night, as we ate an epoisses that would describe as screaming in your nose, I asked several friends if we thought Limburger would be as offensive as cartoons from the thirties and forties would have us believe. Like…did those guys just have basic tastes or is it actually that rowdy??!?!
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!
The French name “Antoinette” translates in English into “She-Anthony.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The French name “Antoinette” translates in English into “She-Anthony.”
abstract nude portrait? guess i'm gonna abstract j/o to it
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
abstract nude portrait? guess i'm gonna abstract j/o to it
I’ll accept any month aside from April (“the coward’s month”)
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ll accept any month aside from April (“the coward’s month”)
The only thing I hate more than that Cajun barrow wight is that dogshit Liberty Mutual jingle
never have James Carville send me a donate to this democrat email or I will throw a van at you
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The only thing I hate more than that Cajun barrow wight is that dogshit Liberty Mutual jingle
never have James Carville send me a donate to this democrat email or I will throw a van at you
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
never have James Carville send me a donate to this democrat email or I will throw a van at you
I once made everybody laugh at a party when someone didn't know who Daffy Duck was. I asked her if she went to Tufts & she said "yeah" & I said "well you wouldn't have heard of him, he's not in The Dave Matthews Band" & she said "fuck you you fat asshole" so Elon it's not all it's cracked up to be
The biggest dream of the world's first ever trillionaire is to make everybody laugh at a party, and it lies outside his grasp.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I once made everybody laugh at a party when someone didn't know who Daffy Duck was. I asked her if she went to Tufts & she said "yeah" & I said "well you wouldn't have heard of him, he's not in The Dave Matthews Band" & she said "fuck you you fat asshole" so Elon it's not all it's cracked up to be
The biggest dream of the world's first ever trillionaire is to make everybody laugh at a party, and it lies outside his grasp.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The biggest dream of the world's first ever trillionaire is to make everybody laugh at a party, and it lies outside his grasp.
despite everything going on, one thing that gives me hope is the way across a world of cultures we've all agreed to have different words for "Germany"
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
despite everything going on, one thing that gives me hope is the way across a world of cultures we've all agreed to have different words for "Germany"
It's simply not going to work any longer to use the word "snatch" to mean anything but you-know-what (p*ssy). Sorry. It's not fair, but it's reality.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's simply not going to work any longer to use the word "snatch" to mean anything but you-know-what (p*ssy). Sorry. It's not fair, but it's reality.
One Doesn’t Simply Walk Into Mordor, Charlie Brown
I have no mouth and I must scream, Charlie Brown
Someday a real rain will come, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
One Doesn’t Simply Walk Into Mordor, Charlie Brown
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I have no mouth and I must scream, Charlie Brown
Someday a real rain will come, Charlie Brown
They're made of meat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have no mouth and I must scream, Charlie Brown
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this thanksgiving instead of turkey we’re eating spiders
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
this thanksgiving instead of turkey we’re eating spiders