Caio Almendra
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caioalmendra.bsky.social
This was all a psy-op to get my timeline into furry stuff and BDSM, specifically, dog collars and eletric shocks
airbagged.bsky.social
Hasan shows off the “shock collar.”

And look at that, everyone attacking him looks like a fucking moron.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Hasan anuncia que tudo não passou de uma #publi de uma sex shop especializada em coleiras que dão choque
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Essa é a parte engraçada. Trump tá enrolado com o Epstein, então cria um monte de manchetes sensacionalistas.

Destiny é acusado de produzir material de abuso sexual infantil e mete um "o turco tortura sua cachorra".

É um Epstein Files do SBT... Depois do MCU, o novo zeitgeist é pedofilia.
justinobrien.bsky.social
I can’t believe the subreddit full of pedophile Destiny fans would try and make Hasan look like an animal abuser
airbagged.bsky.social
Hasan shows off the “shock collar.”

And look at that, everyone attacking him looks like a fucking moron.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
8/10 nesse drama

Galera meteu o chapéu de alumínio e começou a olhar frame a frame do vídeo. Galera fez pesquisas de marcas a partir de uma foto pixelada da coleira debaixo da cachorra peluda. Muito bom. Todos de parabéns, foi divertido.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
hahahahaha

Bem, Luísa Mell, seu plano para roubar a cachorra do Hasan não deu certo.
airbagged.bsky.social
Hasan shows off the “shock collar.”

And look at that, everyone attacking him looks like a fucking moron.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
There was a light in the collar, here: *paste a picture of the dog on a total different position*
caioalmendra.bsky.social
*polls say Trump is the most unpopular president in history*

Normal people: he does not have a mandate for doing what he is doing and must be stopped.

Democrats and pundits: well, he is going to face a very hard midterm, amirite?

Normal people: yeah, I hate you do nothing losers too.
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simulatedchollas.bsky.social
Palestinian refugee, Mahmoud Ezzat Farag Allah, dies by suicide in Belgian immigration detention center, after three months of imprisonment, denial of proper healthcare, and learning of the death of his mother in Gaza genocide www.brusselstimes.com/1783932/gaza...
Gaza refugee dies by suicide in Belgian detention centre
The man's psychological state, already weakened by his exile and the violence he suffered in Gaza, was aggravated by the death of his mother in Palestine.
www.brusselstimes.com
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Whisper me the name of the ones you like. I can introduce you.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Wait, you're being serious? Do you actually think that calmly saying "I'm fucking kill you" is animal abuse? Do you think dogs understand English and not only tone and volume? lmao
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Cu com Síndrome de Tourette: peida palavrão e pisca sem parar.
pedroscomparin.bsky.social
Síndrome do cu tímido (fica piscando se olham pra ele)
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Alguém tem que fazer uma versão desse meme clássico só que é o Tarcísio dizendo "O PCC nem existe".
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Um dos escândalos mais engraçados era o "Hasan had a cute girl on the streaming today, and made her stay there watching XYZ".

E, tipo, é igual o que acontece com a coitada da cachorra. Ela fica lá, assistindo ele fazendo streaming.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Seu dono é atleta, logo vc sai pra correr todo dia.
Ele é rico, então você tem um jardim pra brincar todo dia.
Ele trabalha de casa, então vc fica o dia inteiro com ele.
A mãe dele mora com ele, para te encher de comida, apesar do veterinário estar preocupado com o seu peso.

Maus-tratos de animais.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
"Those goddamn bush guerilla hurled fireballs on the day I was fired and the week my kid was born. A rhodesian can't get a break"

Dumb ass
caioalmendra.bsky.social
If my country was bombing Iran for no reason and killing 1,100 people, I wouldn't tweet about it like "Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky."

You did that. Apartheid lover dumbass.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Ninguém acusa o Asmongold de maus tratos de animais por matar aquele rato de tanto que a casa dele fede. Ah, a hipocrisia.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
You're literally a "Destiny, I share CSAM to groom minors" stan account, dude.
caioalmendra.bsky.social
EK, Asmongold e Destiny. O trio coisa boa
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Wait, did you watched it for 4 hours?
caioalmendra.bsky.social
Oh, I fell so sad your apartheid-loving ass didn't like my comment!
caioalmendra.bsky.social
No non-western society would agree with that statement. There was no "natural push for getting status" among budhists, native americans and most of the subsaaran cultures.