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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing

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Texts to myself
(indicator it has been sent and received) You: Blue cheese
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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An oval certs cool mint drop, core exposed like a geode showing the flavor crystals within formed I assume from Retsyn a drop of which is falling into the gap.
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Distracted boyfriend meme. His girlfriend is labeled career family long-term goals he is labeled me the woman in the red dress walking by that has caught his gaze is labeled Revenge
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Top image: Tik Tok screenshot, pan of frying chicken over gas range, caption "are you falling asleep to FRIED CHICKEN instead of REAL RAIN?" Bottom image: Roy Batty (Rutgers hauer", 1000 yard stare in blade runner, standing in the rain from the tears in the rain speech
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Ted Cruz not beating the Zodiac allegations with this Hello Mr. Police ass website
TED CRUZ WEBSITE (hand written) HELLO! THANK YOU FOR REACHING OUT ΤO OUR OFFICE - TED
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Discovered what I believe to be aphid mummies today. Pretty metal. Lacewing for scale.
Underside of a gerbera daisy leaf. Dotted with puffy paper spheres, I believe they may be aphids parasitized by wasps. There is also a green lacewing, unrelated, well...he's there to eat some aphids too probably
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Spotted Tony Hale and Andy Griffith in a Dawson's Creek episode last night FYI
Tony Hale and Andy Griffith in Dawson's Creek A Winter's Tale 2001
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Her: come over

Me: can't, I'm going to Davos

Her: my parents aren't home

Me:
Air force 1 making a sudden u turn
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Yeah you're probably right let's me see if my phone even does it....Oh no!
This post screenshotted but to the right and below are fast food and gambling ads
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Chapter 1: My Ass is Laughing
A book on a reclaimed wood table, green stripes on either side of a canvas textured beige cover, a symbol of a tree in the center, titled What I Know For Sure by Oprah Winfrey
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
Two muscular people clasping hands meme. Hands are labeled "Don't call me daughter" Person on the left is labeled "Eddie Vedder" person on the right is labeled "Overprotective Pirate Fathers"
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Very bad behavior
An Unfortunate Exchange weeder @weeder.bsky.social 21h People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development (REDACTED) Just put a collar with a bell on your damn cat so the birds know it's coming. Cats are decimating our bird population. It's either that, or I let my Doberman free range at night. weeder @weeder.bsky.social 15m Incredibly bad reply, just absolute garbage, time you and I will never get back, I won't forget this (REDACTED) As opposed to your moronic original post... I was actually being serious. Cats are [still] partially feral. Just put a fucking bell on your cat weeder @weeder.bsky.social now You were being serious when you threatened to have your dog kill a stranger's pets? How horrible. What type of person would do that? Fortunately, my cats don't go outside, so go ahead and cross that off the Long List of Things You Don't Know (REDACTED) Replied to a blocked post With the exception of the receding hairline, you sound like just another fragile Gen Z'er shaking his hands yelling, "I feel triggered!" Maybe cut back on weed? It's doesn't seem to be doing you any good...especially your sense of humor, which you actually seemed to have in your 1st post. And no, I wasn't being serious. don't currently own a dog. You, on the other hand, have evidently smoked too much weed to decifer
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Drawing of cooking beans in a pot in the ground labels include: EARTH BEANS POT HOOK TO PULL OUT BEAN POT WATER MOLASSES SALT PORK ONIONS BEANS ONIONS EMBERS (entire image label) BEAN HOLE
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Steve McQueen as Papillon, filthy, baring his teeth to the wind, clenching a fist as the other hand steers a rudder, he's escaping a prison colony
January 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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This is how I found out
Search result says Steve Austin American actor
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Little Mama aced her follow-up blood test. Thyroid and liver values back in range 😛
A long hair black and white cat on a window sill a photograph caught her with her tongue sticking out so she looks very silly she's actually quite elegant not this much of a goober okay she's a little bit of a goober
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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To be fair, I'm wearing this right now
OMP Tecnica Evo Racing Suit 52 / Red/Black (expensive technical racing suit)
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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Extremely cringe BIOS
Msi "g gaming series" bios screen and it's all black and red with freaking dragons and shit
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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The country used to look good to me but now I find it
Robert Palmer wearing a suit and singing in front of his trademark army if disinterested brunettes
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Realizing nice slacks are actually super comfortable
Charlton Heston in Soylent Green famous it's people scene, he's agonized and screaming, captioned "RICH PEOPLE ARE WEARING PAJAMAS!!!"
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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A kinda weird looking maybe early daffy duck prototype spitting while talking, finger raised for emphasis, nearly abstract hand painted reeds and grass background
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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I'll be damned
Ivanka playing with some science stuff, blue gloves and safety glasses
January 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Draft 1 How bad is the water crisis? The reservoir from reservoir dogs is empty | Draft 2 [Thomas Dolby voice] She grinded me in silence Draft 3 They used to build houses with Rumpus Rooms but the Rumpus went extinct in 1985. Draft 4 Remember when people were having 6 to 8 kids at a time? What was that all about? Draft 5 If you were on Gilligans island you'd be burstin bowel the turd
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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This is where I post from
A very modern and slick looking white personal hyperbaric chamber that has been labeled Banger chamber with a blue sky logo
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Cover of Mitch Albom's "the five people you meet in heaven" Edited to read "the five people you meet on bluesky" author of the international best seller "Tuesdays with Jerry"
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM