Ari
@ospeedwagon.bsky.social
mostly posting about football, basketball, television, and classical theatre | he/they
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You can’t make me engage in Pie Discourse. I refuse. Y’all need spiritual healing.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You can’t make me engage in Pie Discourse. I refuse. Y’all need spiritual healing.
would have been nice for fickell to hang on to bell, but when a big shot program like uconn comes calling, what is lil ole wisconsin to do
Finalists for the Biletnikoff Award for the nation's top pass-catcher:
UConn's Skyler Bell
USC's Makai Lemon
Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith
UConn's Skyler Bell
USC's Makai Lemon
Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
would have been nice for fickell to hang on to bell, but when a big shot program like uconn comes calling, what is lil ole wisconsin to do
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
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After review, while Mathurin did have a wind-up he made a play on the ball and did not follow through with his right arm. Therefore, the call of flagrant 1 is overturned in favor of a common foul. Indiana wins the challenge and retains its time out. Cunningham will be at the line for two shots.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
After review, while Mathurin did have a wind-up he made a play on the ball and did not follow through with his right arm. Therefore, the call of flagrant 1 is overturned in favor of a common foul. Indiana wins the challenge and retains its time out. Cunningham will be at the line for two shots.
natalie is spot on about all of this, and also, as always: listen to willi carlisle
attn: all the people freaking out over jesse welles
you can't trust smug; you can't trust galaxy brain tiktok bait maker joe rogan appearing guys.
you *can* trust don't rock the inbox to steer you towards all kinds of great country/roots/folk protest music www.dontrocktheinbox.com/put-a-record...
you can't trust smug; you can't trust galaxy brain tiktok bait maker joe rogan appearing guys.
you *can* trust don't rock the inbox to steer you towards all kinds of great country/roots/folk protest music www.dontrocktheinbox.com/put-a-record...
Put A Record On: Something Besides 'Americana'
We need a better word...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
natalie is spot on about all of this, and also, as always: listen to willi carlisle
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this is a major part of what's broken me over the past few months. so many of these people lost their jobs simply for accurately quoting something a man said, while the New York Yankees held a moment of silence for a man who blamed Jews for the "downfall of American culture." shared reality is over.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
this is a major part of what's broken me over the past few months. so many of these people lost their jobs simply for accurately quoting something a man said, while the New York Yankees held a moment of silence for a man who blamed Jews for the "downfall of American culture." shared reality is over.
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I encourage you to read her full comments, not because they exculpatory — they absolutely are not — but because they're dangerously close to self awareness about the trap that hasbarists find themselves in.
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I encourage you to read her full comments, not because they exculpatory — they absolutely are not — but because they're dangerously close to self awareness about the trap that hasbarists find themselves in.
apropos of nothing i think it’d be pretty funny if the pistons winning streak ended on saturday against the bucks without giannis
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
apropos of nothing i think it’d be pretty funny if the pistons winning streak ended on saturday against the bucks without giannis
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I promise you won't guess the celebrity who introduced the White Stripes on their first SNL appearance
The White Stripes: Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground (Live) - SNL
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November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I promise you won't guess the celebrity who introduced the White Stripes on their first SNL appearance
directing hack: during dress rehearsal, pace around in the back of the theatre and cross your arms a lot. it won’t help the production but it will make you look like a Credible And Serious Artist
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
directing hack: during dress rehearsal, pace around in the back of the theatre and cross your arms a lot. it won’t help the production but it will make you look like a Credible And Serious Artist
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
this may be controversial but: bugonia was good
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this may be controversial but: bugonia was good
another big W for regional theatre administration
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
another big W for regional theatre administration
merry libsmas to all, and to all a good night
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
merry libsmas to all, and to all a good night
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I love being on sports social media during big new events because it’s always like
“Mamdani won!!!”
“Cuomo sucks!!”
“Yay Mamdani!!!”
“Nice off ball screen by Vit Krejci”
“Whoooo Mayor Mamdani!!!”
“Mamdani won!!!”
“Cuomo sucks!!”
“Yay Mamdani!!!”
“Nice off ball screen by Vit Krejci”
“Whoooo Mayor Mamdani!!!”
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love being on sports social media during big new events because it’s always like
“Mamdani won!!!”
“Cuomo sucks!!”
“Yay Mamdani!!!”
“Nice off ball screen by Vit Krejci”
“Whoooo Mayor Mamdani!!!”
“Mamdani won!!!”
“Cuomo sucks!!”
“Yay Mamdani!!!”
“Nice off ball screen by Vit Krejci”
“Whoooo Mayor Mamdani!!!”
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dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
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Please check all that apply
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please check all that apply
went to my polling place this morning and they told me to “go home” because “wisconsin held our main election in april and there’s nothing on the ballot right now.” very concerning stuff
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
went to my polling place this morning and they told me to “go home” because “wisconsin held our main election in april and there’s nothing on the ballot right now.” very concerning stuff
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GIANNIS AT THE BUZZER IN ENEMY TERRITORY
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
GIANNIS AT THE BUZZER IN ENEMY TERRITORY
another stressful day saved by the milwaukee bucks
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
another stressful day saved by the milwaukee bucks
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
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