Ari
@ospeedwagon.bsky.social
mostly posting about football, basketball, television, and classical theatre | he/they
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you have to hold on for the kicker
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
you have to hold on for the kicker
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you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists
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Do i believe in defrauding the government ?
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Do i believe in defrauding the government ?
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
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Ben Johnson currently suffering most of the side effects of Jardiance
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Ben Johnson currently suffering most of the side effects of Jardiance
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Giannis is able to close out the Lakers with multiple clutch defensive plays. A block and a steal. Both against LeBron. He is still an all world defender. #NBASky
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Giannis is able to close out the Lakers with multiple clutch defensive plays. A block and a steal. Both against LeBron. He is still an all world defender. #NBASky
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Doesn’t matter who they’re playing watching the Ducks always makes me think of this
January 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Doesn’t matter who they’re playing watching the Ducks always makes me think of this
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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Butthole eyes, full hearts, can’t lose
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Butthole eyes, full hearts, can’t lose
Real Mario Cristobal Hours
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Real Mario Cristobal Hours
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Hey everyone! Been a bit quiet lately. I'm excited to announce that tonight I started in a new role as Miami football's director of interception catching. So far I'm loving working with my new team
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hey everyone! Been a bit quiet lately. I'm excited to announce that tonight I started in a new role as Miami football's director of interception catching. So far I'm loving working with my new team
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we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game
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Ole Miss coach Joe Judge when asked about how hectic this week has been: “My next door neighbor was Aaron Hernandez. I know this is more chaotic.”
January 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ole Miss coach Joe Judge when asked about how hectic this week has been: “My next door neighbor was Aaron Hernandez. I know this is more chaotic.”
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my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
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more people on here should get psychotically into sports
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
more people on here should get psychotically into sports
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100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
last year i went down a slide at a haunted forest and bruised my coccyx landing at the bottom. couldn’t sit without a cushion for four months
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
last year i went down a slide at a haunted forest and bruised my coccyx landing at the bottom. couldn’t sit without a cushion for four months
buffy the vampire slayer
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
buffy the vampire slayer
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if you want to see a massive geographic gap on display in real time, read the posts on tim walz right now and compare the perspectives from minnesotans and from everyone outside the state
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
if you want to see a massive geographic gap on display in real time, read the posts on tim walz right now and compare the perspectives from minnesotans and from everyone outside the state
i say this from experience: the only thing better than this is when your roommate is fucking the corner store guy
![comeback jack
@meanunclejack
started tone matching my Iraqi corner store guy. i walk in,
"the big boss himself, where have you been hiding?"
"at school, where i missed you so dearly"
"habibi you are my number one guy"
"i will never betray you"
"king of my heart and the true big boss"
6:06 AM • Sep 9, 2023 from Chicago, IL
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comeback jacł @meanunclejac • Sep 9
its doing wonders for my mental health. i show up, he tells me he is looking for my wife, i say i will starve if i have to buy chips from anyone else. i buy my cigarettes, we gas each other up a little more, and we both leave in a better mood](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreibo2hdwiscvowf5bel4phx4fqdaezwuvyyib2esthz3vbwifjxerm@jpeg)
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i say this from experience: the only thing better than this is when your roommate is fucking the corner store guy
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The ratings battle is underway
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The ratings battle is underway
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department