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@primpker.bsky.social
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · Dec 11
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Sinomex Messiah @debianxfce.bsky.social · Dec 11
You're right.
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 14h
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 14h
It's a rewilding exercise
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 23h
shinzo abe
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
I do not recognize your authority. The only entity that shall have power over me is the leopard that jumps out of the tree ambush-style and bites my brain stem and kills me. You are no leopard, sir.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
Bonobos did not invent the orgy but they perfected it.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
Ouuugh
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 2d
The year is 1066. William the Conqueror rules England. Only the English stand against the English. Battlefields are battlefields.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
Vaccine day for old primp. Let's get a 💉 going in the comments.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 4d
Deep Focus Snoopy Hardstyle & Gabber Autumn Relaxation 🍁☕️ | Lofi K-Hole Radio Snoopy Energy for Work ✍️💊
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Engine fire is legal
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Fucking lol. Honestly, I only post for you these days
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Orange Toyota Matrix with bumper sticker corona typography reading "CHINGONAS"
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Time traveler from 2016 Twitter made it to 1974
Book titled The Personal Touch in Interior Decorating by Betty Pepis
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r0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 6d
photo of a resistance band with text above: "20LB - Suitable for stronger girls or less powerful men"
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Hamilton Norris smoking a joint and getting a liiiiiittle paranoid
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 6d
B2B video call invite that features the "pooping back and forth, forever" emoticon linking the two businesses
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Loathsome Shrew @shrewtape.bsky.social · Aug 30
"Not a significant source of Vitamin D"
What? Why am I drinking this?

"Same Great Flavor!"
Ah... Now I remember.

"Can you solve the maze? ⤵️"
A test of wits, eh? I believe you will find me the equal of Theseus.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 7d
It is such a beautiful story
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 10d
We have no choice. It's time to deploy the device.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 10d
I would like to test the device on you.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 11d
Hell yes
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 11d
May there never be another deadly fettuccine outbreak
Listeria found in Walmart meatball meals may be linked to deadly fettuccine outbreak
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Mar 31
helping my cat get their claw unstuck from a blanket
painting of huge green alien reaching out of a cloud to grab a chimp
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 12d
Me getting hit with a shaped charge: oough
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