Beep Thief
@beepthief.bsky.social
1939. Millions of American farmers see Judy Garland singing on screen. Then they go home and sleep underneath a cow for warmth. The cow is owned by a bank.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
1939. Millions of American farmers see Judy Garland singing on screen. Then they go home and sleep underneath a cow for warmth. The cow is owned by a bank.
Why do people deride the LeBron v Michael debate it’s by far the best debate in sports history.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Why do people deride the LeBron v Michael debate it’s by far the best debate in sports history.
Whatever happened to Newcastle brown ale. Why was this the beer that dominated my teens.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Whatever happened to Newcastle brown ale. Why was this the beer that dominated my teens.
Hobbits are Black republicans
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hobbits are Black republicans
Emily Dickinson looks like the aggregate face if you added together all runway models, male and female.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Emily Dickinson looks like the aggregate face if you added together all runway models, male and female.
Record breaking bath today.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Record breaking bath today.
Got an important email
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Got an important email
Celia Paul makes the closest thing to Rembrandt I’ve ever seen.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Celia Paul makes the closest thing to Rembrandt I’ve ever seen.
Finally figured out that We Are Charlie Kirk steals his melody from the Godfather.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Finally figured out that We Are Charlie Kirk steals his melody from the Godfather.
Mother took me on a tour of her new church and the Knights of Columbus have like a situation room kinda thing there. Disconcerting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mother took me on a tour of her new church and the Knights of Columbus have like a situation room kinda thing there. Disconcerting.
Feel like AIDS has a big role in moral sensibility formation for millennials.
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Feel like AIDS has a big role in moral sensibility formation for millennials.
I coulda sworn there was another billionaire who might be germane here
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I coulda sworn there was another billionaire who might be germane here
Reposted by Beep Thief
FINAL SCORE
Iowa 57
Baylor 52
Gritty, wild win for the Hawkeyes. They move to 5-0.
Ava Heiden - 18 pts, 11 reb, 3 ast
Taylor Stremlow - 12 pts, 4 ast
Hannah Stuelke - 10 pts, 8 reb
Iowa 57
Baylor 52
Gritty, wild win for the Hawkeyes. They move to 5-0.
Ava Heiden - 18 pts, 11 reb, 3 ast
Taylor Stremlow - 12 pts, 4 ast
Hannah Stuelke - 10 pts, 8 reb
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
FINAL SCORE
Iowa 57
Baylor 52
Gritty, wild win for the Hawkeyes. They move to 5-0.
Ava Heiden - 18 pts, 11 reb, 3 ast
Taylor Stremlow - 12 pts, 4 ast
Hannah Stuelke - 10 pts, 8 reb
Iowa 57
Baylor 52
Gritty, wild win for the Hawkeyes. They move to 5-0.
Ava Heiden - 18 pts, 11 reb, 3 ast
Taylor Stremlow - 12 pts, 4 ast
Hannah Stuelke - 10 pts, 8 reb
Is Jake Busey in this movie? Yes.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is Jake Busey in this movie? Yes.
One of my children is an astonishing dancer. Don’t mean in class, in ballet, in any formal situation. I mean: let’s put on Shakira and dance. Whole body living. Nothing could ever make me prouder, nothing could make me trust her more.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my children is an astonishing dancer. Don’t mean in class, in ballet, in any formal situation. I mean: let’s put on Shakira and dance. Whole body living. Nothing could ever make me prouder, nothing could make me trust her more.
Tragedy grips the household as “scratch and sniff” is discovered NOT to be a universal attribute of all material.
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Tragedy grips the household as “scratch and sniff” is discovered NOT to be a universal attribute of all material.
Narnia is the Methodist Reich.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Narnia is the Methodist Reich.
I can’t think of a single instance of a sister killing a sister. In the annals of popular “true crime” or anything else.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I can’t think of a single instance of a sister killing a sister. In the annals of popular “true crime” or anything else.
The one thing my deaf dog can still hear is the shake of his pill bottle. The spirit still burns (for pills).
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The one thing my deaf dog can still hear is the shake of his pill bottle. The spirit still burns (for pills).
I’m starting a podcast with my mom and it’s just for my dad.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m starting a podcast with my mom and it’s just for my dad.
I asked DeepSeek who first coined the “70 percent good, 30 percent bad” formulation (if anyone even ever did) about Mao and I watched as it started to answer, then deleted the text, and spit out a short sentence saying it was outside its scope. Anything to do with Mao apparently? Funny.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I asked DeepSeek who first coined the “70 percent good, 30 percent bad” formulation (if anyone even ever did) about Mao and I watched as it started to answer, then deleted the text, and spit out a short sentence saying it was outside its scope. Anything to do with Mao apparently? Funny.