Beep Thief
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Beep Thief
@beepthief.bsky.social
1939. Millions of American farmers see Judy Garland singing on screen. Then they go home and sleep underneath a cow for warmth. The cow is owned by a bank.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why do people deride the LeBron v Michael debate it’s by far the best debate in sports history.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Whatever happened to Newcastle brown ale. Why was this the beer that dominated my teens.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hobbits are Black republicans
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Emily Dickinson looks like the aggregate face if you added together all runway models, male and female.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Record breaking bath today.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Got an important email
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Celia Paul makes the closest thing to Rembrandt I’ve ever seen.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Finally figured out that We Are Charlie Kirk steals his melody from the Godfather.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mother took me on a tour of her new church and the Knights of Columbus have like a situation room kinda thing there. Disconcerting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Feel like AIDS has a big role in moral sensibility formation for millennials.
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I coulda sworn there was another billionaire who might be germane here
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reposted by Beep Thief
FINAL SCORE

Iowa 57
Baylor 52

Gritty, wild win for the Hawkeyes. They move to 5-0.

Ava Heiden - 18 pts, 11 reb, 3 ast
Taylor Stremlow - 12 pts, 4 ast
Hannah Stuelke - 10 pts, 8 reb
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Is Jake Busey in this movie? Yes.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
One of my children is an astonishing dancer. Don’t mean in class, in ballet, in any formal situation. I mean: let’s put on Shakira and dance. Whole body living. Nothing could ever make me prouder, nothing could make me trust her more.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tragedy grips the household as “scratch and sniff” is discovered NOT to be a universal attribute of all material.
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Narnia is the Methodist Reich.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I can’t think of a single instance of a sister killing a sister. In the annals of popular “true crime” or anything else.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The one thing my deaf dog can still hear is the shake of his pill bottle. The spirit still burns (for pills).
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m starting a podcast with my mom and it’s just for my dad.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I asked DeepSeek who first coined the “70 percent good, 30 percent bad” formulation (if anyone even ever did) about Mao and I watched as it started to answer, then deleted the text, and spit out a short sentence saying it was outside its scope. Anything to do with Mao apparently? Funny.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM