Beep Thief
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“Loomis” is the fakest fictional name. It’s the most fictional name. I know it also exists; I mean it sounds like a writer trying to think of a name.
February 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
“Loomis” is the fakest fictional name. It’s the most fictional name. I know it also exists; I mean it sounds like a writer trying to think of a name.
The edge of the hole
In the map over the flame
Grows thinner, bigger.
In the map over the flame
Grows thinner, bigger.
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The edge of the hole
In the map over the flame
Grows thinner, bigger.
In the map over the flame
Grows thinner, bigger.
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I’ll never forget going with my father to go buy a camelhair coat.
February 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I’ll never forget going with my father to go buy a camelhair coat.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Had baobab juice for first time in my life and my goodness that’s delicious and nourishing.
February 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Had baobab juice for first time in my life and my goodness that’s delicious and nourishing.
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robin williams, good will hunting: if i asked you about asa akira, you probably know a lot about her. 5'2, c cup, 2013 AVN best actress. but you can't tell me how it feels to get a vertical selfie with her at the vegas hard rock. you never stood there staring down those tan fakies. you're just a kid
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
robin williams, good will hunting: if i asked you about asa akira, you probably know a lot about her. 5'2, c cup, 2013 AVN best actress. but you can't tell me how it feels to get a vertical selfie with her at the vegas hard rock. you never stood there staring down those tan fakies. you're just a kid
The crepe is really the greatest friend of the gluten free diet.
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The crepe is really the greatest friend of the gluten free diet.
I love jock inarticulacy. Was just served a NFL pr thing about a TE raised by gay parents call a youth player being raised by gay parents: they goof, talk Madden, and then TE is like “we’re both going through the same thing…” deaf to the connotation of adversity. Just has no other words. Endearing.
February 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I love jock inarticulacy. Was just served a NFL pr thing about a TE raised by gay parents call a youth player being raised by gay parents: they goof, talk Madden, and then TE is like “we’re both going through the same thing…” deaf to the connotation of adversity. Just has no other words. Endearing.
Every school “international night” in my life: Irish soda bread, some Czech shit, Polish whatever, someone made waffles for some reason, and then a 4 course Sudanese feast w gold samovar and thirteen aunties serving drinks.
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Every school “international night” in my life: Irish soda bread, some Czech shit, Polish whatever, someone made waffles for some reason, and then a 4 course Sudanese feast w gold samovar and thirteen aunties serving drinks.
Deepest cast of all time
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Deepest cast of all time
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ELON MUSK: So um. I’m basically pedobear. Yeah.
January 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
ELON MUSK: So um. I’m basically pedobear. Yeah.
I’m sure this has been written about to death but would like the best spin on when something in NYT is a “murder” and when it’s an “assassination” and what the predictable meaning from that choice might even be for reader.
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I’m sure this has been written about to death but would like the best spin on when something in NYT is a “murder” and when it’s an “assassination” and what the predictable meaning from that choice might even be for reader.
Soldiers must be smart… but sailors must be wise. @sherdwalk.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Soldiers must be smart… but sailors must be wise. @sherdwalk.bsky.social
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An absolute legend of the game. Distressing.
I'm so sad to hear of Kai Budde's passing. I spent eight years working the Pro Tour and it allowed me the opportunity to watch Kai first hand as he made the greatest run of professional Magic that has ever been, winning seven Pro Tours! It was an honor to get to know him. Rest in peace, Kai.
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
An absolute legend of the game. Distressing.
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in like 1996 my brother got a carhartt jacket for christmas, I think for Nas reasons, and my uncle made fun of him so bad for wanting to dress up like an electrician
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
in like 1996 my brother got a carhartt jacket for christmas, I think for Nas reasons, and my uncle made fun of him so bad for wanting to dress up like an electrician
The premise of Naomi Klein’s “Doppelgänger” happened first to Sir John Fastolf.
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The premise of Naomi Klein’s “Doppelgänger” happened first to Sir John Fastolf.
I think they just made up Romans in Britain. It never happened. Why would they even bother. This is just a pasture. It’s fake, mate.
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I think they just made up Romans in Britain. It never happened. Why would they even bother. This is just a pasture. It’s fake, mate.
My grandfather was a doctor in South East Asian theater during the war and until I was old enough to refuse his ministration he would insist on digging out any splinters i got from playing outside with a red hot knife. This is the imperial boomerang.
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My grandfather was a doctor in South East Asian theater during the war and until I was old enough to refuse his ministration he would insist on digging out any splinters i got from playing outside with a red hot knife. This is the imperial boomerang.
My wife has become a Spurs fan after getting into basketball through the Iowa women’s team. She thinks they seem like nice young boys. She thinks De’Aaron Fox looks like a middle schooler trying to impress his coach. She’s right.
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
My wife has become a Spurs fan after getting into basketball through the Iowa women’s team. She thinks they seem like nice young boys. She thinks De’Aaron Fox looks like a middle schooler trying to impress his coach. She’s right.
There’s a little town near here with one crossroads and there’s been a house next to the cross flying a big USA flag and a big confederate flag, and I just passed through and now the confederate flag is very small, and it’s making me laugh suddenly imagining quite clearly the many council meetings.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
There’s a little town near here with one crossroads and there’s been a house next to the cross flying a big USA flag and a big confederate flag, and I just passed through and now the confederate flag is very small, and it’s making me laugh suddenly imagining quite clearly the many council meetings.
I really can’t justify the price but the KitchenAid pasta attachments are truly exciting to use.
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I really can’t justify the price but the KitchenAid pasta attachments are truly exciting to use.