Steph Castle. She loves him.

Mmmm groundhog pizza on grandma day.

How is it possible lol

If someone else is watching porn I want to see it too.

I once saw my wife sweep up some loose Lego bits that mostly constituted an “arctic exploration” helicopter and simply and casually throw them in the garbage. Lego ethics and protocols are declining across the board.

Honestly no, never. I’ll die happily knowing I was a Nintendo man, and I’ll die long after Xbox.

Straight up did not know about these books until I looked them up just now because of you and they look terrific. Gonna have them here at the house for me and kids to refer to

Also he probably has bought food for some grad student seminar or something at like D’agostino or one of those random corner stores where a dusty bag of chips is 8 bucks and.

Finally someone knows Bono is pronounced like Goebbels.

Also: lmfao if you saw the first draft on this dumb post.

Oceanic homogeneity is a price I’m willing to pay for #ethics

I truly love when junior high kids read like Cheever or Siddhartha or whatever. So funny, so good.

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