Chris Mohney
@chrismohney.bsky.social
Writer and editor and drinker and eater
the only pie take worth posting
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the only pie take worth posting
Reposted by Chris Mohney
anyway my favorite channel of late is the BBC Archive. they don't make lads like this anymore youtu.be/NKPApAsJbj4...
1979: Steeplejack FRED DIBNAH takes down a MASSIVE chimney BRICK by BRICK | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
anyway my favorite channel of late is the BBC Archive. they don't make lads like this anymore youtu.be/NKPApAsJbj4...
Reposted by Chris Mohney
got into a fight with two fitted sheets tangled up in the dryer so bad they started to suck me into themselves like Uzumaki monsters
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
got into a fight with two fitted sheets tangled up in the dryer so bad they started to suck me into themselves like Uzumaki monsters
Just had to extricate a doe that jumped our fence and got tangled up, broken leg wedged in the gate bars. Thrashing and bellowing while I tried to move her leg, finally unscrewed the crossbar enough that she yanked out and took off with amazing speed considering. Rough morning
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Just had to extricate a doe that jumped our fence and got tangled up, broken leg wedged in the gate bars. Thrashing and bellowing while I tried to move her leg, finally unscrewed the crossbar enough that she yanked out and took off with amazing speed considering. Rough morning
Reposted by Chris Mohney
David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
And Then I Make A Substack About It
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
And Then I Make A Substack About It
Reposted by Chris Mohney
“I am a river. You are my canyon.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“I am a river. You are my canyon.”
Reposted by Chris Mohney
When I make a huge batch of scrambled eggs
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
When I make a huge batch of scrambled eggs
Reposted by Chris Mohney
sure aint paying to read that
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
sure aint paying to read that
Reposted by Chris Mohney
Stephen Miller right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Stephen Miller right now
Made the most delicious creole red beans and rice yesterday and I was so looking forward to leftovers tonight but forgot I have dang ol dinner plans with friends at a restaurant! Jealously watching the kids devour the red beans before I go out, feel like I messed up big time
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Made the most delicious creole red beans and rice yesterday and I was so looking forward to leftovers tonight but forgot I have dang ol dinner plans with friends at a restaurant! Jealously watching the kids devour the red beans before I go out, feel like I messed up big time
Reposted by Chris Mohney
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
Reposted by Chris Mohney
Six different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Six different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social
Reposted by Chris Mohney
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Reposted by Chris Mohney
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
Reposted by Chris Mohney
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Chris Mohney
imagine kissing Dagwood Bumstead. maneuvering under the nose, his wide mouth encompassing your entire jaw. you risk a look only to see his pitch black oval eyes regarding you coldly
We saw you from across the bar and like your vibe
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
imagine kissing Dagwood Bumstead. maneuvering under the nose, his wide mouth encompassing your entire jaw. you risk a look only to see his pitch black oval eyes regarding you coldly
well New York has tried the cop mayor, and the billionaire mayor. maybe it's time we give a chance to Billionaire Cop Mayor
Jessica Tisch, the billionaire heiress, will remain New York City’s police commissioner in Zohran Mamdani’s administration.
Read our profile of Tisch from earlier this year.
Read our profile of Tisch from earlier this year.
Police Commissioner, Heiress and Maybe a Future New York City Mayor
“I don’t see it,” Jessica Tisch says. It is already a complicated life overhauling the Police Department, working for Eric Adams and keeping the Trump administration at bay.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
well New York has tried the cop mayor, and the billionaire mayor. maybe it's time we give a chance to Billionaire Cop Mayor
Reposted by Chris Mohney
Yes, Chris Mohney, I have finished my study of Chimarvamidium.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yes, Chris Mohney, I have finished my study of Chimarvamidium.
Reposted by Chris Mohney
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
Reposted by Chris Mohney
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today