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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 10m

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 20m

well............ sort of

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 47m

Yo hit this

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 1h

i’m the one in the back just minding my own gosh darn business

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 4h

could be worse

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 4h

in the interest of restoring order i am putting a -100% tariff on chinese goods

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𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐄 @funland.itch.io · 7h

"The milestones that used to indicate progress into adulthood are obliterated. They’re gone. So fuck it, watch Bluey."

We visit AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and discuss the battle for edutainment.

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"Usually children’s television wraps things up rather nicely by the end of the episode. Life doesn’t wrap up. There is no closure. Things just keep happening in haphazard ways.” - MAGGIE MAE FISH

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 11h

people who barely work yet prosper seem to think a lot of businesses operations are powered by magic

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 12h

what you really want to avoid is googling how much homer simpson canonically weighs

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 12h

the laughter

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 13h

with peace like this who needs war

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 13h

life becoming an episode of louie >>>>>>>>>>>>> being louis ck

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 13h

now THAT’S funny

Vulture @vulture.com · 1d

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

www.vulture.com

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 13h

it’s got hot moments!!

youtu.be/iDKRtAAC4C8

I Just Met You and You Almost Killed Me

YouTube video by Trent Reznor - Topic

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 13h

they made a much bigger deal of this movie having NIN music than that last teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 13h

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 14h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 1d

good idea's a good idea

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 1d

taking out my reading glasses for ‘power stone with bug girls’

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 1d

I thought this was viral marketing for a new Resident Evil, but no it's a real third-party nootropics wholesaler running with the Umbrella branding.

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Denhop @wtheknife.bsky.social · 2d

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𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐄 @funland.itch.io · 2d

"The reality is that the world has always been in a constant state of conflict."

We spoke with @wtheknife.bsky.social about SET YOURSELF ON FIRE, teenage kicks amid the creep of war and lovers in a dangerous time.

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“I don’t know my characters entirely. They are their own people and have their own complexities that are hidden from me, even as an author." - DENHOP

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports

Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.

www.consumerreports.org

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 1d

excited to see what the fan machine wing looks like this year

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