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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 11h

an old man who faked a heart attack (me, a website user) pulls a gun to surprise another man, explaining that ths website comes at a terrible cost for others

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 11h

I saw mommy kissing Antifa

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 11h

a moist friend

a skink held in my hand after being rescued from a pool

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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 13h

They're actually gold painted Home Depot items

www.homedepot.com/pep/Ekena-Mi...

The items from the Home Depot link below in a picture in the oval office but with gold paint on them. Cheap tacky trash

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 12h

Can't wait to see the official FBI list of known antifa tattoos

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 15h

the authorities have captured my girlfriend, but she knew the risks

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 18h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

13yo spent morning before school orchestrating complex negotiated trades in Robox’s ”Adpot Me” game. had three windows open checking values and market chatter as well as the trades. this game is creating a generation of Gordon Gekkos

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 1d

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AI…

A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal

This is a comic about AI art.

theoatmeal.com

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s do the fucking news [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of news I was trying to do]

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 2d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 1d

Bari: Let's do the fucking news!

CBS reporter: Have you ever done the news

Bari: No

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 3d

I'm sorry as anyone Bari Weiss is getting even richer and being handed a High Vizier role but I'm barely cognizant CBS News exists, and I'm a certified Old. far as I'm concerned she can enjoy her golden sarcophagus, entombed under seventeen million cubits of corporate media bullshit

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 3d

can't believe my lifelong dream to run CBS News has been taken from me

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 3d

"Is this anything?" Yeah a sign that you SUCK AT POSTING

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 3d

imagine joining the National Guard now. what’s their recruiting like. “have you always longed to beat up other Americans who have done nothing wrong? well mostly you’ll be picking up trash, and you’ll be sleeping on the ground and won’t get paid, but you get to do it all in another state”

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 3d

(toaster fails to toast my bread properly) I’m not mad at you because I’m not racist

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Mar 14

me: hey aren't you the shark from Jaws

blåhaj: my man, you gotta stop streaking through IKEA every time you drop acid. that Paul Blart wannabe's just looking for a reason

security guard: *resting the barrel of his gun on the back of my neck* I brought this from home

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 4d

adopting an expression overheard from 13yo's friends: "too baby," eg "I thought I could watch the scary movie but it turns out I'm too baby."

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 4d

I guess it shouldn’t be surprising how quickly a tidal wave of Sora slop took over Tiktok

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 4d

Movie where The Rock gets stuck in his Smashing Machine hair and makeup and can’t get it off.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 6d

Tilly Norwood's file has been corrupted. She is no longer a virgin

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 5d

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 5d

Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece

just incredible

@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???

At least one other person, who identified herself on social media as Kat Abughazaleh, a former journalist also running for Congress, landed on the ground during that same protest after she was pushed by a federal law enforcement agent in a camouflage uniform wearing a full face covering, sunglasses and a helmet, video by CNN affiliate WBBM showed.

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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 5d

Oops! All Viziers

Dan Saltzstein @dansaltzstein.bsky.social · 5d

“Mr. Trump was first told of the cuts by Ms. Hochul during a phone call on Sunday evening, according to three people with knowledge of the conversation.”

Trump Administration Reverses $187 Million in N.Y. Counterterrorism Cuts

www.nytimes.com

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 5d

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

Sam @samd.bsky.social · 5d

reddit occupied government

Ken Dilanian
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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 6d

man if you wish to see a virgin on-screen then just turn on your front facing camera

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 6d

Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this

New article from The Free Press

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human

“Not everyone is happy about this gorgeous innovation,” writes Tyler Cowen.

Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.
By Tyler Cowen
10.02.25

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