Stephanie 🍉
@ageofoddish.bsky.social
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
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Mr. Baby Wearing His Bonnet
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Mr. Baby Wearing His Bonnet
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
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Hey everyone, I've enjoyed joking around with you all for these past six years. Do you I mind if I invite my weirdly hostile friend with a completely incompatible sense of humor into the group chat to ruin everything?
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey everyone, I've enjoyed joking around with you all for these past six years. Do you I mind if I invite my weirdly hostile friend with a completely incompatible sense of humor into the group chat to ruin everything?
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
whenever it's dark out and i see a vehicle with a unibrow headlight i seize up for a second because i think it's a cybertruck. and like 9 times out of 10 it's not. but i still hate that it happens.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
whenever it's dark out and i see a vehicle with a unibrow headlight i seize up for a second because i think it's a cybertruck. and like 9 times out of 10 it's not. but i still hate that it happens.
"dillydallying" has to be one of the best english words. not only is it fun to say, but the word itself is dillydallying a bit. and i love to dillydally.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"dillydallying" has to be one of the best english words. not only is it fun to say, but the word itself is dillydallying a bit. and i love to dillydally.
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Mods, switch the chirality of every molecule in his body
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mods, switch the chirality of every molecule in his body
Another successful anniversary dinner
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Another successful anniversary dinner
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emerald fennell's cathy about white heathcliff: whatever skulls are made of his and mine are the same
January 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
emerald fennell's cathy about white heathcliff: whatever skulls are made of his and mine are the same
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A solid start to my 2025 "what I'm thankful for" list
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A solid start to my 2025 "what I'm thankful for" list
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Porco Rosso (1992) - 0:11:45
Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/porco-rosso/
Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/porco-rosso/
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Porco Rosso (1992) - 0:11:45
Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/porco-rosso/
Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/porco-rosso/
nilered needs to have a cameraman that negs and attacks him instead of being a yes man about everything. would be much more enjoyable content if someone was there saying it's stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
nilered needs to have a cameraman that negs and attacks him instead of being a yes man about everything. would be much more enjoyable content if someone was there saying it's stupid.
Exactly what it's like when someone on the internet has bad taste
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Exactly what it's like when someone on the internet has bad taste
how it feels to look at many maps
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
how it feels to look at many maps
Hanging out nicely
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hanging out nicely
this is truly what it's like to talk to anyone who's under 30
i'm always walking up to people and saying this
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
this is truly what it's like to talk to anyone who's under 30
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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Film bros when you want to watch Ernest Goes To Camp and not Ernest Scared Stupid
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Film bros when you want to watch Ernest Goes To Camp and not Ernest Scared Stupid
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX