quinoa joaquin
@fullgroanman.bsky.social
Neglected numbers station perpetually blaring The Lincolnshire Poacher. He/him/it.
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The best festival I ever went to? Clundergoomph 2009 in Lost Cabin, WY. I saw Beach Deer, Bear House, Bear Beach, Deerbear, Housebeach Deer, deers., BearbearBEAR, House the House, A Deer & A Bear, Beach Vs. Bear, reedeer, HOVSE, BdEeAeCrH, bchbrhs, and MGMT
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
The great thing about Houston is the staggering diversity of our fascists. Black hoteps packing churches, Tejano gusanos working for ICE, Asians driving Cybertrucks, queer skinheads sucking each other off on the metro rail, we got 'em all, baby!
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The great thing about Houston is the staggering diversity of our fascists. Black hoteps packing churches, Tejano gusanos working for ICE, Asians driving Cybertrucks, queer skinheads sucking each other off on the metro rail, we got 'em all, baby!
Here's a fun game: what happened to the Gävle Goat the year you were born? Me (1979): Burned prior to assembly, then smashed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
Gävle goat - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Here's a fun game: what happened to the Gävle Goat the year you were born? Me (1979): Burned prior to assembly, then smashed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
One aspect of my cishet privilege that I need to acknowledge is the fact that I am by default excluded from the constant, ever-evolving daily discourse on Gender and Sexuality that honestly look like an exhausting, hallucinatory nightmare.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
One aspect of my cishet privilege that I need to acknowledge is the fact that I am by default excluded from the constant, ever-evolving daily discourse on Gender and Sexuality that honestly look like an exhausting, hallucinatory nightmare.
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realizing they literally have too much money so they might as well just light piles of cash on fire
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
realizing they literally have too much money so they might as well just light piles of cash on fire
This thread must be exactly what it's like.
Think about elon's latest embarrassment this week and what it really says his life is like.
Imagine what his non-Epstein parties are like. Him and a bunch of nervous employees who were told attendance is mandatory.
It's 3am. He's ganked to the gills, they are trying to keep up with energy drinks
Imagine what his non-Epstein parties are like. Him and a bunch of nervous employees who were told attendance is mandatory.
It's 3am. He's ganked to the gills, they are trying to keep up with energy drinks
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This thread must be exactly what it's like.
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I really like how all the financial advice lately is simultaneously "you're about to be broke as hell so maybe you should make your holiday gifts" and "you stupid assholes are ruining the economy by not buying things you don't need"
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I really like how all the financial advice lately is simultaneously "you're about to be broke as hell so maybe you should make your holiday gifts" and "you stupid assholes are ruining the economy by not buying things you don't need"
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says reut.rs/4reC9xz
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says
The White House is preparing to unveil a health policy framework that would extend Affordable Care Act premium subsidies for two years, Politico reported on Monday, as President Donald Trump moves to shape congressional negotiations ahead of looming premium hikes.
reut.rs
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
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Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
holy shit
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
holy shit
movie where a White Savior and a Magical Negro have to compete to save a third guy
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
movie where a White Savior and a Magical Negro have to compete to save a third guy
I've got to stop looking for a real job and put more of my time and energy into scamming right-wingers. From what I can see, it's easy money.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I've got to stop looking for a real job and put more of my time and energy into scamming right-wingers. From what I can see, it's easy money.
Hi Larry this is your doctor. I need you to feel around on your skull and tell if there are any large metal objects embedded in it, like say a tent stake or knitting needle.
I support Trans rights as much as anyone but it's an electoral loser. It helps Republicans who are ok with shooting trans.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hi Larry this is your doctor. I need you to feel around on your skull and tell if there are any large metal objects embedded in it, like say a tent stake or knitting needle.
lmfao come on man
Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment.
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
lmfao come on man
Lecturer: ...then if animalistic non-sentience was the originating negation status, which subsequent evolutionary stimulus became the 'negation of the negation' that resulted in humanity's self-awareness?
My brain:
My brain:
Pat Prilly / Harry Breuer- Brazilian Chick [France, Electronic / Space-Age] (1977)
https://redd.it/1co59sc
https://youtu.be/XkP7-4w-44Q
https://redd.it/1co59sc
https://youtu.be/XkP7-4w-44Q
Pat Prilly / Harry Breuer- Brazilian Chick [France, Electronic / Space-Age] (1977)
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lecturer: ...then if animalistic non-sentience was the originating negation status, which subsequent evolutionary stimulus became the 'negation of the negation' that resulted in humanity's self-awareness?
My brain:
My brain:
STAR WARS RANKINGS
1. Star Wars 4: Picnic at Glup Shitto Rock
2. Star Wars 6: The Prime of Miss Salacious Crumb
3. Star Wars 2: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Gungan
4. Star Wars 1: The End of the Beginning of the Star Wars
5. Star Wars 3: Three Men and a Boba
6. Star Wars 5: The Legend of Curly's Beskar
1. Star Wars 4: Picnic at Glup Shitto Rock
2. Star Wars 6: The Prime of Miss Salacious Crumb
3. Star Wars 2: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Gungan
4. Star Wars 1: The End of the Beginning of the Star Wars
5. Star Wars 3: Three Men and a Boba
6. Star Wars 5: The Legend of Curly's Beskar
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
STAR WARS RANKINGS
1. Star Wars 4: Picnic at Glup Shitto Rock
2. Star Wars 6: The Prime of Miss Salacious Crumb
3. Star Wars 2: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Gungan
4. Star Wars 1: The End of the Beginning of the Star Wars
5. Star Wars 3: Three Men and a Boba
6. Star Wars 5: The Legend of Curly's Beskar
1. Star Wars 4: Picnic at Glup Shitto Rock
2. Star Wars 6: The Prime of Miss Salacious Crumb
3. Star Wars 2: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Gungan
4. Star Wars 1: The End of the Beginning of the Star Wars
5. Star Wars 3: Three Men and a Boba
6. Star Wars 5: The Legend of Curly's Beskar
This is too perfect. What's left for a washed-up infomercial shill whose career tanked after he beat up a sex worker but to run for office in Texas? Maybe the MyPillow guy can be his running mate. Can't wait for these nakedly perverse criminal chodes to be handling our money!
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
www.kxan.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is too perfect. What's left for a washed-up infomercial shill whose career tanked after he beat up a sex worker but to run for office in Texas? Maybe the MyPillow guy can be his running mate. Can't wait for these nakedly perverse criminal chodes to be handling our money!
It's the two most foul meathead lunks you knew in high school giggling about how they can make a robot be racist because somehow they became two of the most powerful and influential men in the world instead of small town cops hooked on the fentanyl they steal from the evidence locker
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's the two most foul meathead lunks you knew in high school giggling about how they can make a robot be racist because somehow they became two of the most powerful and influential men in the world instead of small town cops hooked on the fentanyl they steal from the evidence locker
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The story told here--one where anecdata suggests agency and autonomy have run amok and nameless activists are to blame--certainly rhymes with the NYT's disastrous panic about trans kids. Then you realize it's literally being written by the same author.
Autism rates have increased in recent decades, but the reasons are more complicated than what Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has presented. Hear more on today's episode of "The Daily." nyti.ms/480eqtm
The Autism Diagnosis Problem
Autism rates have increased in recent decades, but the reasons are more complicated than what Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has presented.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The story told here--one where anecdata suggests agency and autonomy have run amok and nameless activists are to blame--certainly rhymes with the NYT's disastrous panic about trans kids. Then you realize it's literally being written by the same author.
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“Great, now I have to pee.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Great, now I have to pee.”