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Imagine Dunk eating a whole apple
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Antigone/Anne, 27, She/They, secretly a baby seal
BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
💉🏳️‍⚧️🎂 12/8/25 🎂🏳️‍⚧️💉
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Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Sparta was always the right wing fever dream of a militarized society built on exploitation and rigid stratification - that never changed. It worked for a few generations until it didn’t but they were too conservative to adapt and then they became a historical footnote
February 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Obviously Athens wasn’t an ideal society by any stretch (still displays all the exploitation and stratification of Sparta) but it’s pure cope to pretend that in the long run thy weren’t the more influential Polis.

How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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I think… I think I may have done something really bad
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂

Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha

credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I had a dream that Trump forced everyone in the US to physically come to this stadium to hear his speech, and the rumor was that he was declaring war on Egypt and we were all getting deployed, but then he was like, "America... it's a big country, America" and then he left
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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What if god was unc and chopped
Just a slob, like, unc and chopped
February 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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There are fundamentally two Americas: the Union and the Confederacy. Our current struggle is about which we choose to be.
The answer is they don’t like the US, they like the Confederacy. Explicit, codified, unashamed racism ruled by oligarchic elites. Strict social codes and mores that buttress the entire thing who themselves were built on misremembered imagined histories.
February 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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This is partly true. But I’d add it’s because unionists, abolitionists, and black people have been excluded from the accepted narrative on southern culture. There are probably 500 people who know who Robert E Lee is for every person who has even heard the name “David Farragut” once in their lives.
I know I'm on a tear with this, but the white Southern culture - which is my heritage - is like this because at their core they know they have nothing to be proud of, but they've been taught to be the most proud, their whole lives
"White homeowners dress in period garb, open their homes to visitors and narrate a version of the past that foregrounds elegance, lineage and architectural beauty while relegating slavery to euphemism or omission."
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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if i read enough reputable secondary sources i shouldn't have to actually watch wuthering heights before leaving it 1.5 stars on letterboxd and a review that just says "wuthering YIKES"
February 15, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from this gentleman
February 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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So-called "prison abolitionists" when the titan Atlas is no longer forced to hold the Earth in place:
"AHHHH! AHHH, FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE FALLING, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Me: [screaming as a dozen golden eagles claw at me and bite at me and strike me with their powerful wings]
Guy walking past me without even slowing down: [quietly, to his friend] Ugh, there's that bitch with the eagles again 😒
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Business Majors when they realize they have some business due at midnight (8k resolution picture of Goatse that nobody can find anywhere else online
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM