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Imagine Dunk eating a whole apple
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Antigone/Anne, 27, She/They, secretly a baby seal
BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
💉🏳️‍⚧️🎂 12/8/25 🎂🏳️‍⚧️💉
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This is one of my all-time favorite songs. Impeccable, devastating lyrics
Desperados Under the Eaves
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February 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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In this scene baelor is fighting on the side of a man who is essentially being ceremonially executed bc he defended a poor nonwhite woman from a prince who wanted to murder her for an insufficiently sycophantic puppet show. when this shit happens IRL posobiec et al are always siding w the Aerions
February 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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also humphrey beesbury nowhere near dripped out enough
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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sora: so that’s our story. have you seen those people in black cloaks?

frasier: i can’t say i have… but i’d be happy to bring you to the radio station

martin: i’m surprised niles and frasier aren’t in this organization you’re talking about. they love being in clubs— and they’re already nobodies!!
an older man in a red plaid shirt sits in a chair
ALT: an older man in a red plaid shirt sits in a chair
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February 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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I love villains wiki
February 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Lawful Evil is the funniest alignment. Nothing Le Wacky Wholesome Chungus Chaotic Good bard does will ever be as funny as the guards in Morrowind asking you if you have a license for that murder then pleasantly apologizing for holding you up when you produce said license.
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”
every time someone says something like "there weren't trans people when I was a kid" or some shit about trans people being a new thing because WOKE all I can think is "motherfucker Dog Day Afternoon was made in 1975"
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Fuck gaming and frankly gamers, you'll have to sit on last year's machine folks, we're going to be facing a serious crisis in ability to service basic hospital infrastructure.
February 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Lowkey, I believe that a prerequisite to being let into any college's psychology program is that you must have committed an act of unforgivable betrayal against the person closest to you. The psych majors class is a den of scorpions and serpents like the world has never known
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Grad school is yet another creation of the Demiurge to keep us ensnared in the material world and all its artifice instead of achieving true enlightenment (i.e. smoking pot and jacking off all day)
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Sparta also had mandatory pedophilic relationships, devalued the arts and education, had an inflexible military specialized only in land-based strength, had their butts handed to them by Thebes, and ultimately collapsed whereas Athens flourished.

You see where this is going?
And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Breakthrough
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Hello! Cheer up buddy
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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watching fellowship
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This minx is hitting the links! 😁✌️⛳️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Oh. I meant... this bitch is hitting the pitch! 😁✌️⚽️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Are you sure? [assistant whispers in my ear] But nothing FUCKING rhymes with field!
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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First kākāpō chick in four years!!!
🥰🦜🐣
First kākāpō chick in four years hatches on Valentine's Day
The first kākāpō chick of the breeding season has hatched on Pukenui Anchor Island.
www.doc.govt.nz
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM