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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 8h

If Clinton had won there would've been a David S. Pumpkins movie

merritt @merrittk.com · 8h

remember david pumpkins? that was like 10 years ago

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 6h

TONIGHT!!!!! WE'RE PUTTING HASHISH IN THE RICE COOKER!!!!!!!!!!

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 7h

If I had a pussy I would learn how to do a trick with it

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 11h

This is also an issue if you read stuff like Game of Thrones or Wolf Hall. The other day, a line of traffic was blocking a left turn I needed to make and the guy behind me started honking at me, and I said out loud, "What would you have me do?"

Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17

swanboy.com

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Wineless Cat Mom @nicoleoking.bsky.social · 1d

The Ro Khanna Cycle: ???? —> ????—-> in an infinite recursive loop, forever, which even Ro seems confused by

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13h

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13h

Lisa wheeling in a lifeless Bart saying MOM, DAD, BART’S DEAD!

BART popping to life and saying DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO ITCHY AND SCRATCHYLAND

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Remember that viral tweet that was like "I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content?" Now the content isn't even good. It stinks!

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 13h

Council of Gen Z Elders: We hereby find the defendant... chopped AND unc.
Me: No! No!!!
Council: We hereby find your shit to be BUSTED.
Me: No!!!

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

the administration is laser-focused on making sure Americans don't get clean energy, so Saudi Arabia (Trump's paymaster) has someone to sell their oil to in 10 years when the rest of the world has moved on to solar+batteries

Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 1d

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 1d

SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

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