A New Soda Called "Mountain Crazy"
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Antigone/Anne, 26, She/They, secretly a baby seal
BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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Here comes the cornfield man.
June 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Here comes the cornfield man.
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
Just saw someone get excited and say "BYLER IS HAPPENING"
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just saw someone get excited and say "BYLER IS HAPPENING"
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
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one of my buddies can read barcodes just from looking at em. sometimes he cracks up at the stuff they say
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
one of my buddies can read barcodes just from looking at em. sometimes he cracks up at the stuff they say
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Everyone has something that makes them special. Your grandfather was a fearsome warrior born with an innate knack for dual-wielding crossbows. Your mother has the gift of blue magic. And you, of course, have that +1 to Laundry that we appreciate so much.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Everyone has something that makes them special. Your grandfather was a fearsome warrior born with an innate knack for dual-wielding crossbows. Your mother has the gift of blue magic. And you, of course, have that +1 to Laundry that we appreciate so much.
Hey everyone, I've enjoyed joking around with you all for these past six years. Do you I mind if I invite my weirdly hostile friend with a completely incompatible sense of humor into the group chat to ruin everything?
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey everyone, I've enjoyed joking around with you all for these past six years. Do you I mind if I invite my weirdly hostile friend with a completely incompatible sense of humor into the group chat to ruin everything?
[is skeletonized in under one fifth of a second by a swarm of traveling dust mites]
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
[is skeletonized in under one fifth of a second by a swarm of traveling dust mites]
Me feeing myself one white wine spritzer deep into the function: Super automatic and I'm acting hydrostatic like a wizard in a blizzard and I'm gonna get erratic
Army sniper talking into walkie talkie: I can't take the shot, sir! She's getting too lyrical at the function!
Army sniper talking into walkie talkie: I can't take the shot, sir! She's getting too lyrical at the function!
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me feeing myself one white wine spritzer deep into the function: Super automatic and I'm acting hydrostatic like a wizard in a blizzard and I'm gonna get erratic
Army sniper talking into walkie talkie: I can't take the shot, sir! She's getting too lyrical at the function!
Army sniper talking into walkie talkie: I can't take the shot, sir! She's getting too lyrical at the function!
If we're going director auteur mode as President, I'm pooling the nation's resources to shoot my avant garde adaptation of The Turn of the Screw. If not, I'm forcing them to make What's Up, Doc? again so I can see it more
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If we're going director auteur mode as President, I'm pooling the nation's resources to shoot my avant garde adaptation of The Turn of the Screw. If not, I'm forcing them to make What's Up, Doc? again so I can see it more
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You may recognize these turkeys from their conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
President Trump spares turkeys Gobble and Waddle from appearing on Thanksgiving dinner plates.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You may recognize these turkeys from their conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
Mods, switch the chirality of every molecule in his body
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mods, switch the chirality of every molecule in his body
If I'm ever torn to shreds and devoured by a pack of vicious Irrawaddy dolphins, please ✋ don't hold any ill will in your heart towards them... they just needed to eat... it's just the rules of nature 😔
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If I'm ever torn to shreds and devoured by a pack of vicious Irrawaddy dolphins, please ✋ don't hold any ill will in your heart towards them... they just needed to eat... it's just the rules of nature 😔
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they say trans masc grinch's clitoris grew 3 sizes that day
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
they say trans masc grinch's clitoris grew 3 sizes that day
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Toad is Freaking the Fuck Out
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Toad is Freaking the Fuck Out
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Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)