Imagine Dunk eating a whole apple
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Antigone/Anne, 27, She/They, secretly a baby seal
BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
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BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
💉🏳️⚧️🎂 12/8/25 🎂🏳️⚧️💉
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Lawful Evil is the funniest alignment. Nothing Le Wacky Wholesome Chungus Chaotic Good bard does will ever be as funny as the guards in Morrowind asking you if you have a license for that murder then pleasantly apologizing for holding you up when you produce said license.
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Lawful Evil is the funniest alignment. Nothing Le Wacky Wholesome Chungus Chaotic Good bard does will ever be as funny as the guards in Morrowind asking you if you have a license for that murder then pleasantly apologizing for holding you up when you produce said license.
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you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”
every time someone says something like "there weren't trans people when I was a kid" or some shit about trans people being a new thing because WOKE all I can think is "motherfucker Dog Day Afternoon was made in 1975"
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”
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Fuck gaming and frankly gamers, you'll have to sit on last year's machine folks, we're going to be facing a serious crisis in ability to service basic hospital infrastructure.
February 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Fuck gaming and frankly gamers, you'll have to sit on last year's machine folks, we're going to be facing a serious crisis in ability to service basic hospital infrastructure.
Lowkey, I believe that a prerequisite to being let into any college's psychology program is that you must have committed an act of unforgivable betrayal against the person closest to you. The psych majors class is a den of scorpions and serpents like the world has never known
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Lowkey, I believe that a prerequisite to being let into any college's psychology program is that you must have committed an act of unforgivable betrayal against the person closest to you. The psych majors class is a den of scorpions and serpents like the world has never known
Grad school is yet another creation of the Demiurge to keep us ensnared in the material world and all its artifice instead of achieving true enlightenment (i.e. smoking pot and jacking off all day)
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Grad school is yet another creation of the Demiurge to keep us ensnared in the material world and all its artifice instead of achieving true enlightenment (i.e. smoking pot and jacking off all day)
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Sparta also had mandatory pedophilic relationships, devalued the arts and education, had an inflexible military specialized only in land-based strength, had their butts handed to them by Thebes, and ultimately collapsed whereas Athens flourished.
You see where this is going?
You see where this is going?
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Sparta also had mandatory pedophilic relationships, devalued the arts and education, had an inflexible military specialized only in land-based strength, had their butts handed to them by Thebes, and ultimately collapsed whereas Athens flourished.
You see where this is going?
You see where this is going?
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Breakthrough
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Breakthrough
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Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times
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Hello! Cheer up buddy
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Hello! Cheer up buddy
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Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo
By A.D.Condo
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo
By A.D.Condo
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February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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This minx is hitting the links! 😁✌️⛳️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Oh. I meant... this bitch is hitting the pitch! 😁✌️⚽️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Are you sure? [assistant whispers in my ear] But nothing FUCKING rhymes with field!
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
This minx is hitting the links! 😁✌️⛳️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Oh. I meant... this bitch is hitting the pitch! 😁✌️⚽️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Are you sure? [assistant whispers in my ear] But nothing FUCKING rhymes with field!
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First kākāpō chick in four years!!!
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First kākāpō chick in four years hatches on Valentine's Day
The first kākāpō chick of the breeding season has hatched on Pukenui Anchor Island.
www.doc.govt.nz
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
First kākāpō chick in four years!!!
🥰🦜🐣
🥰🦜🐣
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
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best breaking bad joke is when walt does his first drug meet in an abandoned junkyard jesse calls him a moron and says real criminals just do this shit in the mall. then for 10 seasons of tv literally every criminal in albuquerque only ever meets in increasingly elaborate suspicious empty locations
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
best breaking bad joke is when walt does his first drug meet in an abandoned junkyard jesse calls him a moron and says real criminals just do this shit in the mall. then for 10 seasons of tv literally every criminal in albuquerque only ever meets in increasingly elaborate suspicious empty locations
Brain of the Novice: Discrete mathematics and calculus are like opposites, because the former deals with integers and the latter with continuous functions.
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Brain of the Novice: Discrete mathematics and calculus are like opposites, because the former deals with integers and the latter with continuous functions.
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
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Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
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Sparta was always the right wing fever dream of a militarized society built on exploitation and rigid stratification - that never changed. It worked for a few generations until it didn’t but they were too conservative to adapt and then they became a historical footnote
February 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Sparta was always the right wing fever dream of a militarized society built on exploitation and rigid stratification - that never changed. It worked for a few generations until it didn’t but they were too conservative to adapt and then they became a historical footnote
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Obviously Athens wasn’t an ideal society by any stretch (still displays all the exploitation and stratification of Sparta) but it’s pure cope to pretend that in the long run thy weren’t the more influential Polis.
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Obviously Athens wasn’t an ideal society by any stretch (still displays all the exploitation and stratification of Sparta) but it’s pure cope to pretend that in the long run thy weren’t the more influential Polis.
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?