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antigoneprogone.bsky.social
Imagine Dunk eating a whole apple
@antigoneprogone.bsky.social
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Antigone/Anne, 27, She/They, secretly a baby seal
BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
💉🏳️‍⚧️🎂 12/8/25 🎂🏳️‍⚧️💉
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
Breakthrough
Panel 1: The Mascot for Cocoa Puffs, a giant anthropomorphic orange bird, is hunched over a desk with many crumpled papers, put out cigarettes, stained coffee mugs around him. His head is in his hands in frustration, his eyes closed. Behind him is a marker board and many pinned pieces of paper. On the marker board and papers are isolated phrases, many crossed out, including: "Leaving my Wife." "Libertarian" Saving Myself" "Screaming" "Actually Dying" "In My Slut Era" "Fucked Up" "Driving Recklessly" "Gooning" "Horny A.F." "Unwell" "Low Key Manic" "Insane" "Sweaty" "Gay" "DTF" "Fully Hard" "Stupid" "DTF" "Going to Jail" "Nutti" "A Danger to Others" and "Bisexual". Panel 2: The same shot, the bird looks up from his hands with an expression of sudden epiphany. He says out loud, "Cuckoo." Panel 3: The Bird is being carried by a group of jubilant scantily clad figures as he ecstatically waves a champagne bottle in the air. Behind him is the box for Cocoa Puffs, with the slogan "I'm Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs" printed on it, and a graph with a red line implying a Wall Street stock going exponentially up.
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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luxlucifer.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
Hello! Cheer up buddy
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME? EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL SAME WITH THIS OFFICE UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!! WHY, THE P2: EVERETT: —VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO, BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!! EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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anem0ne.net
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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puppytube.bsky.social
watching fellowship
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
antigoneprogone.bsky.social
This minx is hitting the links! 😁✌️⛳️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Oh. I meant... this bitch is hitting the pitch! 😁✌️⚽️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Are you sure? [assistant whispers in my ear] But nothing FUCKING rhymes with field!
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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kevpluck.bsky.social
First kākāpō chick in four years!!!
🥰🦜🐣
First kākāpō chick in four years hatches on Valentine's Day
The first kākāpō chick of the breeding season has hatched on Pukenui Anchor Island.
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February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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billamend.bsky.social
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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kibblesmith.com
Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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ceej.online
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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headfallsoff.com
best breaking bad joke is when walt does his first drug meet in an abandoned junkyard jesse calls him a moron and says real criminals just do this shit in the mall. then for 10 seasons of tv literally every criminal in albuquerque only ever meets in increasingly elaborate suspicious empty locations
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
antigoneprogone.bsky.social
Brain of the Novice: Discrete mathematics and calculus are like opposites, because the former deals with integers and the latter with continuous functions.
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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theonion.com
Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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gaius.bsky.social
Sparta was always the right wing fever dream of a militarized society built on exploitation and rigid stratification - that never changed. It worked for a few generations until it didn’t but they were too conservative to adapt and then they became a historical footnote
February 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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gaius.bsky.social
Obviously Athens wasn’t an ideal society by any stretch (still displays all the exploitation and stratification of Sparta) but it’s pure cope to pretend that in the long run thy weren’t the more influential Polis.

How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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pantibliss.bsky.social
Kelly Rowland texting in Excel
February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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meo.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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thelukeman.bsky.social
I think… I think I may have done something really bad
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
dr. ron of the pepper palace @ronaldravegan when i was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever we misbehaved, he would remove one and tell us that once the Jar was empty, the world would end 7/25/18, 9:58 PM
February 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Mike. @dumbmike.bsky.social MERLIN: Finally! A "time travel" spell sent me to "2026"! You there, what has changed since my era? ME: Oh, uh. Sexual morals are more permissive. Two men can get married. MERLIN: But surely they need not secure such a bond just for hand and mouth stuff? ME: Course not. MERLIN: And are you free NOW? 11:06 PM • Jan 10, 2026
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social totally sensible to think you could land a plane in an emergency. basically 0% chance it ever comes up so there's no upside to sober self assessment. like say i told you i could kill the Predator. you can tell me why i'm wrong till its dark out but check the scoreboard: goose eggs. whole day wasted 1:11 PM • Dec 20, 2025
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
meme with text reading: "27 YEARS AGO TODAY WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK AT THE OSCARS" with a photo showing the said action between the two actors.
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM