Imagine Dunk eating a whole apple
@antigoneprogone.bsky.social
Antigone/Anne, 27, She/They, secretly a baby seal
BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
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BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
💉🏳️⚧️🎂 12/8/25 🎂🏳️⚧️💉
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This minx is hitting the links! 😁✌️⛳️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Oh. I meant... this bitch is hitting the pitch! 😁✌️⚽️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Are you sure? [assistant whispers in my ear] But nothing FUCKING rhymes with field!
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
This minx is hitting the links! 😁✌️⛳️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Oh. I meant... this bitch is hitting the pitch! 😁✌️⚽️ [assistant whispers in my ear] Are you sure? [assistant whispers in my ear] But nothing FUCKING rhymes with field!
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First kākāpō chick in four years!!!
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First kākāpō chick in four years hatches on Valentine's Day
The first kākāpō chick of the breeding season has hatched on Pukenui Anchor Island.
www.doc.govt.nz
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
First kākāpō chick in four years!!!
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
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best breaking bad joke is when walt does his first drug meet in an abandoned junkyard jesse calls him a moron and says real criminals just do this shit in the mall. then for 10 seasons of tv literally every criminal in albuquerque only ever meets in increasingly elaborate suspicious empty locations
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
best breaking bad joke is when walt does his first drug meet in an abandoned junkyard jesse calls him a moron and says real criminals just do this shit in the mall. then for 10 seasons of tv literally every criminal in albuquerque only ever meets in increasingly elaborate suspicious empty locations
Brain of the Novice: Discrete mathematics and calculus are like opposites, because the former deals with integers and the latter with continuous functions.
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Brain of the Novice: Discrete mathematics and calculus are like opposites, because the former deals with integers and the latter with continuous functions.
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
Brain of the Genius: Discrete mathematics and calculus are the same, because any function on the integers is continuous
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Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
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Sparta was always the right wing fever dream of a militarized society built on exploitation and rigid stratification - that never changed. It worked for a few generations until it didn’t but they were too conservative to adapt and then they became a historical footnote
February 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Sparta was always the right wing fever dream of a militarized society built on exploitation and rigid stratification - that never changed. It worked for a few generations until it didn’t but they were too conservative to adapt and then they became a historical footnote
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Obviously Athens wasn’t an ideal society by any stretch (still displays all the exploitation and stratification of Sparta) but it’s pure cope to pretend that in the long run thy weren’t the more influential Polis.
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Obviously Athens wasn’t an ideal society by any stretch (still displays all the exploitation and stratification of Sparta) but it’s pure cope to pretend that in the long run thy weren’t the more influential Polis.
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
How many Spartan philosophers, playwrights and poets do people read today?
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I think… I think I may have done something really bad
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I think… I think I may have done something really bad
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We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂
Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha
credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/
Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha
credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
I had a dream that Trump forced everyone in the US to physically come to this stadium to hear his speech, and the rumor was that he was declaring war on Egypt and we were all getting deployed, but then he was like, "America... it's a big country, America" and then he left
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I had a dream that Trump forced everyone in the US to physically come to this stadium to hear his speech, and the rumor was that he was declaring war on Egypt and we were all getting deployed, but then he was like, "America... it's a big country, America" and then he left
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What if god was unc and chopped
Just a slob, like, unc and chopped
Just a slob, like, unc and chopped
February 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
What if god was unc and chopped
Just a slob, like, unc and chopped
Just a slob, like, unc and chopped
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
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There are fundamentally two Americas: the Union and the Confederacy. Our current struggle is about which we choose to be.
The answer is they don’t like the US, they like the Confederacy. Explicit, codified, unashamed racism ruled by oligarchic elites. Strict social codes and mores that buttress the entire thing who themselves were built on misremembered imagined histories.
February 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
There are fundamentally two Americas: the Union and the Confederacy. Our current struggle is about which we choose to be.
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This is partly true. But I’d add it’s because unionists, abolitionists, and black people have been excluded from the accepted narrative on southern culture. There are probably 500 people who know who Robert E Lee is for every person who has even heard the name “David Farragut” once in their lives.
I know I'm on a tear with this, but the white Southern culture - which is my heritage - is like this because at their core they know they have nothing to be proud of, but they've been taught to be the most proud, their whole lives
"White homeowners dress in period garb, open their homes to visitors and narrate a version of the past that foregrounds elegance, lineage and architectural beauty while relegating slavery to euphemism or omission."
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is partly true. But I’d add it’s because unionists, abolitionists, and black people have been excluded from the accepted narrative on southern culture. There are probably 500 people who know who Robert E Lee is for every person who has even heard the name “David Farragut” once in their lives.