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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5h

I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 2h

What if a titjob was called "entrusting chest"? A very similar thing is really happening in the real world every day

Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 2h

If you think about it, "giving head" is one of the most perverted phrases in our language. It's somehow so much more disgusting than "facefucking" if you stop to analyze it. I don't know if I can justify this, but I imo I'm right

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 6h

I can never remember, is "annual" twice a year, or once every other year?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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lys @bedsores.rest · 1d

bringing back a classic

an adaptation of the sandy loam chart, aka, a triangle where each side is an axis from 0 100, forming triangular little pockets in the center in a pseudo-3-axis chart form. the three axes are "hoinky sploinky" "doinky woinky" and "rinky dinky," each with a "pure" form (penis music, furret walk, and ukelele covers respectively). there is a minor screed here about electroswing sucking, which it does.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 20h

If I were a rich man... body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ya... all day long I'd diva diva boots, if I were a wealthy man

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 1d

The King of All Cosmos from the Katamari series, with a speech bubble.

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León 🇮🇨 @reonu.bsky.social · 2d

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 1d

hand to god, he then took this shirt off to reveal a "Dump 62 Here" shirt underneath

Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 1d

A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 1d

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Jenny Nicholson Tweet:

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 1d

Ghost of Yotei got me thinking about this one

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 1d

a ryu1964 original

Mat! @matttgfx.posts.art · 1d

found this ancient video in my phone's download folder

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 1d

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 1d

Window Screen

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4-panel comic. (1) [person in front of window, shaped like a trapezoid with a curved top] This weekend, I had to make an oversized screen for a porch window. (2) [person sitting with hands on head surrounded by images of assorted equations and measurements] It involved countless tiny problems, each somehow way harder than it should be. Oblique angles. Curved edges. Noncoplanarity. (3) [person in front of window with screen on it, with building detritus strewn on the ground] ...I solved them all. I measured precisely. I did trigonometry. I made custom parts. And it fit *perfectly.* No gaps, no ripples. (4) [person typing at computer] I know that your foundation normally limits its purview to physics, medicine, peace, chemistry, and literature. However, if you review the attached photos showing how well the screen fits into the...

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 1d

I just want my cat to know that loyalty to a head of state should not supersede the duty to truthfully report scientific data... I'm just worried he doesn't know about it yet...

Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 2d

google how to teach my cat about lysenkoism
google when should i teach my cat about lysenkoism
google explain cat science ideology
google is it too early to teach my cat about lysenkoism
google lysenkoism cat explain reddit

Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 1d

You knowwwww the Doughboys is going to be a banger when Nick opens it with some shit like, "August 9, 1644. Over 8,000 Frenchmen lay dead at the Freiburg city limits."

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Ｓｉｒ５０００　🐎(Umapyoi Legend)🏃‍♀️‍➡️ @sir.bsky.social · 2d

4 and a half hours long, 2 million views in its first week

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

timing your prestige indie biopic to open against a PTA release is world historic lack of ball-knowing

IGN @ign.com · 1d

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has issued a statement after The Smashing Machine became the Hollywood star's worst box office opening ever.

'You Can't Control Box Office Results' — Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Responds to The Smashing Machine's Disappointing Launch

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 2d

Your words are your legacy. Your words are how you will be remembered for the rest of time, millennia after you die. That's why you should trust us - we'll ensure you're remembered with such words as "resount", "contınnue", and "testenaon".

An ad from tumblr. It reads, "Not the heirlooms, not the photographs - your words hold who you are. They outlast, outshine, outlive." The accompanying image is of an AI generated image of a fountain pen on a pager of words. Closer inspection shows the words are mostly nonsense, including those mentioned in the text of this post.

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 2d

google how to teach my cat about lysenkoism
google when should i teach my cat about lysenkoism
google explain cat science ideology
google is it too early to teach my cat about lysenkoism
google lysenkoism cat explain reddit

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universally beloved @ziva.bsky.social · 2d

medieval peasant the cranberries: but i harvest wheat... you know id give up gruel for you...

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 2d

A major part of Elon's desire to dismantle Wikipedia revolves around this one page, in my opinion en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't it weird how you can say "all other people" or "most other people" but not "almost other people"

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