Cake or Death
@johngcole.bsky.social
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WV born in AZ half the year, veteran, hillbilly, cat servant. Have a 22 year old blog: https://www.balloon-juice.com
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what is to stop the national democratic committee from buying ads on milk cartons in the districts of every republican with a picture of them on it and "have you seen rep./sen. so and so? If so, ask them about the Epstein Files?"
johngcole.bsky.social
Who is your favorite muppet? Personally, I would kill if anyone so much as thought about harming a hair on Janice's head, while Joelle is a big fan of Sweetums.
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I feel like Phoenix is the Charlotte, NC of the Southwest
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bring back waxpaper for deli meats and cheeses
johngcole.bsky.social
fired up Foundation to catch up on Season 3 and jesus fuck i forgot how beautiful lee pace is. He's so pretty i think I would be nervous around him.

And if we have to have an ai robot in the future i am ok with Demerzel no improvements or modifications needed
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some great suggestions here
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music question- this is one of only a limited number of radiohead songs i like and every time I listen to it I go into a trance and everything is calm. Is there electronic music like this iz don't know the genres

youtu.be/NUnXxh5U25Y...
Everything In Its Right Place
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
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warren.senate.gov
Donald Trump wants to sell YOUR student loan debt to Wall Street.

He's not looking out for you — he's looking to make his CEO buddies more money off of your back.
Trump administration considers sale of federal student loan debt
The discussions have taken place among senior Education Department and Treasury Department officials.
www.politico.com
johngcole.bsky.social
I just want to get stoned to the bejeezus and sit in a hot tub

it got down to 58 in the house and I said fuck it and turned the heat on
johngcole.bsky.social
If Kendrick is the hater i have mythologized him to be, he is gonna drop a track tonight taunting Drake losing in court
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NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
johngcole.bsky.social
I also really like those "spare personz' videos when one member of a relationship spends the most time with an animal but then the other partner comes home and the animal bolts to the door and looks at them like they are chopped liver
johngcole.bsky.social
I love those videos when the owners let go of their golden retriever's leash and it bolts 90 miles an hour to the kid down the street or just loses their shit in joy when grandma exits a vehicle
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I am not gonna lie- I lowkey kind of love it when people have pets who have a favorite person who isn't in their family. Rosie just used to lose her ever loving mind when she heard Tammy or my dad's voice. Same with Thurston and Joelle, which is why he lives with Joelle.
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I am serious I feed and shelter him, clean his litter, share my bed, pay his vet bills, love on him constantly, and he would drop me in a ny minute if it meant living the good life with his boyfriend Gerald.
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Maxwell Edison's boyfriend stopped by
my large black cat being held by my friend gerald
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that's getting off light they should be waterboarded to find out if they made anyone else listen to it
johngcole.bsky.social
my brother's cats are sick of his bullshit
two very stern looking cats judging you.  you have failed.
johngcole.bsky.social
today I learned that frequent masturbation is associated with a reduced risk of prostate cancer so shout out to Hugh Hefner who may have added years to my life in the 80's.

www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/...
Ejaculation frequency and prostate cancer - Harvard Health
Research into the connections between sexual activity and prostate cancer....
www.health.harvard.edu
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music question- this is one of only a limited number of radiohead songs i like and every time I listen to it I go into a trance and everything is calm. Is there electronic music like this iz don't know the genres

youtu.be/NUnXxh5U25Y...
Everything In Its Right Place
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
youtu.be
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my sister made all the kids and my parents do a facetime call and it was something
johngcole.bsky.social
unless i am totally sucked into something every night when I sit down for dinner and to watch some tv it is a mystery what I am going to watch because I rarely remember what I was watching the night before and then when I remember and it turns out to be something good i get excited
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just spent three hours diving veg and sauteeing them with andoullie sausage, then cooking down a batch of red beans and rice, testing repeatedly to make sure it tastes perfect, made a bowl, sat down, and immediately poured a 1/4 bottle of louisiana hot sauce on it.

why am i like this
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do y'all randomly eat at your friend's and neighbors houses. At least once a week Gerald calls and asks "D'ja'eet yet?" and then tell me to come over because Landrea made too many steaks or too much chili or I call and say send breyana over with a 4 quart container I made soup" and it's just normal
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can you set up a numberic pin to log in to apple like you can win 11
johngcole.bsky.social
so if we determined that tylenol "causes" autism why are we still blocking vaccines?
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One cool potential side effect of mamdani winning is east coast rappers rhyming to namedrops