laura cavegift
@cavegift.bsky.social
not taking questions. bug like an angel. wrote IS IT THAT DEEP, BRO? and GUARDIAN FRAME: DE-BRIEF! sfw but kinda gross. she/it, pfp by @littletunny.bsky.social 🪞
vintage story When I Make My First Flax Harvest. Then You Will Realize
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 AM
vintage story When I Make My First Flax Harvest. Then You Will Realize
Reposted by laura cavegift
exploding ball of light flooded kitchen
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
exploding ball of light flooded kitchen
im microdosing unemployment (ended work at one job today and still waiting to hear when i onboard at the new one)
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
im microdosing unemployment (ended work at one job today and still waiting to hear when i onboard at the new one)
Reposted by laura cavegift
F241.3
Hogs follow fairies.
Hogs follow fairies.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
F241.3
Hogs follow fairies.
Hogs follow fairies.
I was gifted a sampler of the Meo Fusciuni fragrance "Last Season" and it's one of the most beautiful things I have ever smelled. I want to wear it every day with the full knowledge it would make me an evil person or some sort of demon
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I was gifted a sampler of the Meo Fusciuni fragrance "Last Season" and it's one of the most beautiful things I have ever smelled. I want to wear it every day with the full knowledge it would make me an evil person or some sort of demon
rookie mistake
C423.1
Tabu:
disclosing source
of magic power.
Tabu:
disclosing source
of magic power.
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
rookie mistake
Reposted by laura cavegift
Reposted by laura cavegift
You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot
i wouldn't bother lifting the lich's curse. i really wouldn't worry about it
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i wouldn't bother lifting the lich's curse. i really wouldn't worry about it
it's still really funny that Shadow of Mordor was considered GOTY for 2014 with the asterisk of "it was a really bad year for games in general, so,"
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
it's still really funny that Shadow of Mordor was considered GOTY for 2014 with the asterisk of "it was a really bad year for games in general, so,"
Reposted by laura cavegift
burying face in tummy. drowning in tummy
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
burying face in tummy. drowning in tummy
Reposted by laura cavegift
sometimes you’re a star called Wormwood.
February 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
sometimes you’re a star called Wormwood.
everyone get more insane now
February 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
everyone get more insane now
Reposted by laura cavegift
In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.
Reposted by laura cavegift
Really needed to hear this today
If you take a job that's too hard for you, don't kill yourself. Wait until you're bigger and stronger, then try again.
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Really needed to hear this today
the author’s barely disguised laura
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
the author’s barely disguised laura
Reposted by laura cavegift
Reposted by laura cavegift
portal 3 is looking incredible dude
Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
portal 3 is looking incredible dude
Reposted by laura cavegift
[dio holy diver voice] laura cavegift
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
[dio holy diver voice] laura cavegift
Reposted by laura cavegift
[in the back of my head every second of vintage story] bro i need to be fucking farming
January 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
[in the back of my head every second of vintage story] bro i need to be fucking farming
Reposted by laura cavegift
today in vintage story i was making dough from flour (ground from grain) and buckets of water. my inventory got full and i misclicked and dropped a dozen units of flour into the river— where it immediately DISSOLVED unlike any other item i’ve used in the game. it felt amazing to fuck up like this
February 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
today in vintage story i was making dough from flour (ground from grain) and buckets of water. my inventory got full and i misclicked and dropped a dozen units of flour into the river— where it immediately DISSOLVED unlike any other item i’ve used in the game. it felt amazing to fuck up like this
Reposted by laura cavegift
twenty years later they’re still doing their thing (emy is cheating on her boyfriend). uncropped y’all know where 💙
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
twenty years later they’re still doing their thing (emy is cheating on her boyfriend). uncropped y’all know where 💙