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laura cavegift
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not taking questions. bug like an angel. wrote IS IT THAT DEEP, BRO? and GUARDIAN FRAME: DE-BRIEF! sfw but kinda gross. she/it, pfp by @littletunny.bsky.social 🪞
yuri between a dungeon and a party of adventurers
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i dont know if pokemon is good. it probably isn’t. but i like it a lot. the little guys
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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B134.1
Dog betrays woman's infidelity.
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
[that fucking voice tim rogers does] we believe that we *invent* symbols. The truth is that they invent *us*; we are their creatures, shaped by their *hard*, *defining* edges.
the popularity of tim rogers and northernlion show that the people yearn for a Severian the Torturer
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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a pixie
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
[Steve is recast as Aesop Rock for the Minecraft movie sequel] We don’t need no chicken jockey… no, no chicken jockey
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Beetle Yuri. Yuri of Beetles
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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yumi sato transgender tuesday #otdevil
THE YEAR IS 2086. THE CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THE BLÅHAJ HAS BEEN ENTIRELY SUBSUMED BY GIANT CENTIPEDE PLUSHIE.
March 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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the last thing my mom said to me—
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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very telling that they are obsessed with heels meeting faces. like yeah you people WOULD like that huh
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
wrestling fans will call you a foot pervert but they’re the ones that spend all day talking about heels
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
feel like i could write an entire essay about the choice of cover for this steelbook
Nightcrawler Limited Edition Steelbook (4K UHD) up for preorder at GRUV - $35.99 (extra discount w/ code SIGNUP20/FIRSTGRUV15) buff.ly/sHA4Eid

Amazon $44.98 buff.ly/dJ7xGPN #ad
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
started hormones five years ago today :)
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
mixed up chris isaac and isaac hayes this evening
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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z'girl
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
once you’ve learned about pornography, you’ll never stop wanting to beat off with your bare hands
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“very delicate, please lay flat to dry” sorry brother. tumble dry medium
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
carol sturka vs 100 beautiful doggys
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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if i was in pluribus i would last like five minutes before busting out the excel sheets and saving HIVE_MIND_EXPERIMENTS.XLS
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if i was in pluribus i would miss partying and fucking and dancing and stuff like that. but i guess if i was in the brain soup it would feel good and i’d be fine. hopefully it feels like dancing and fucking all the time
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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starcraft/queer memoir or whatever. silly and small. features the stupidest joke i've ever cracked about 9/11
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the conceit of episode four of pluribus is SO HOT
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is givingn me super powers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medication is giving me superpowers again the dog
Update

The Dog Medicine guy is 759 days in has apparently built up so much static electricity in his hands due to the constant friction rubbing them together and on other surfaces that he now just has A Static Field around them some days

THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM