slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
@skilletqueso.com
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skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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someone out there is celebrating thanksgiving with a costco rotisserie chicken instead of a turkey and honestly, they’ve got the right idea
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
someone out there is celebrating thanksgiving with a costco rotisserie chicken instead of a turkey and honestly, they’ve got the right idea
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stuffing a turkey with skillet queso and using its cavity as a dipping bowl. happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
stuffing a turkey with skillet queso and using its cavity as a dipping bowl. happy thanksgiving
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Calling my pussy “the turkey” so someone stuffs it this week
oh shit it’s tuesday isn’t it.
COME AND GET IT BAYBEE
COME AND GET IT BAYBEE
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
November 21, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Calling my pussy “the turkey” so someone stuffs it this week
i had to stop for now. this grew out of control lmao but i’m so grateful for all of you. if i didn’t tag you it’s either because
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i had to stop for now. this grew out of control lmao but i’m so grateful for all of you. if i didn’t tag you it’s either because
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
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if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
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what am i thankful for? all you jerks
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
what am i thankful for? all you jerks
help break up my marriage
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
help break up my marriage
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
what am i thankful for? all you jerks
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
what am i thankful for? all you jerks
my sense of justice is never more acute than in the school pick up line
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my sense of justice is never more acute than in the school pick up line
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"the phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds it anticipates you would most like to receive"
the pixels:
the pixels:
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"the phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds it anticipates you would most like to receive"
the pixels:
the pixels:
good news: we didn't watch paw patrol all day
bad news: we're now watching an episode where the bad mayor lost his mustache....just like it's gone
bad news: we're now watching an episode where the bad mayor lost his mustache....just like it's gone
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
good news: we didn't watch paw patrol all day
bad news: we're now watching an episode where the bad mayor lost his mustache....just like it's gone
bad news: we're now watching an episode where the bad mayor lost his mustache....just like it's gone
if nothing else, i will thank rise of skywalker for introducing babu frik.
the rest of the film can kick rocks
the rest of the film can kick rocks
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
if nothing else, i will thank rise of skywalker for introducing babu frik.
the rest of the film can kick rocks
the rest of the film can kick rocks
[messaging friend who starts posting like crazy on linkedin]
hey.....is everything ok?
hey.....is everything ok?
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
[messaging friend who starts posting like crazy on linkedin]
hey.....is everything ok?
hey.....is everything ok?
[takes pin out of grenade]
star trek is the rice cooker of sci fi properties
[runs]
star trek is the rice cooker of sci fi properties
[runs]
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
[takes pin out of grenade]
star trek is the rice cooker of sci fi properties
[runs]
star trek is the rice cooker of sci fi properties
[runs]
i'm fairly certain this was a plot device from a dystopian sci fi movie
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November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i'm fairly certain this was a plot device from a dystopian sci fi movie
look at these beauts
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
look at these beauts
"the phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds it anticipates you would most like to receive"
the pixels:
the pixels:
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"the phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds it anticipates you would most like to receive"
the pixels:
the pixels:
home with a sick toddler.
expect many paw patrol posts today
expect many paw patrol posts today
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
home with a sick toddler.
expect many paw patrol posts today
expect many paw patrol posts today
remember the seinfeld episode where george stews on a good comeback (and eventually arrives at "the jerkstore called, they were all out of you")? this has the same energy
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
remember the seinfeld episode where george stews on a good comeback (and eventually arrives at "the jerkstore called, they were all out of you")? this has the same energy
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
paw patrol has a “worlds best fire pup” contest and honestly it feels a bit rigged
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
paw patrol has a “worlds best fire pup” contest and honestly it feels a bit rigged
introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
introduce yourself with four spaceships