slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
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skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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"daddy is cool however. please think i'm cool please think i'm cool please..."
[crying huddled with knees to chest]
[crying huddled with knees to chest]
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"daddy is cool however. please think i'm cool please think i'm cool please..."
[crying huddled with knees to chest]
[crying huddled with knees to chest]
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You must think everyone is fucking stupid to tell such a brazen lie
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
You must think everyone is fucking stupid to tell such a brazen lie
i've reached a new level of dad*
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i've reached a new level of dad*
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
alright, that's enough internet for the god damned day
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
alright, that's enough internet for the god damned day
what kind of monster’s ears hang low but don’t wobble too and fro?
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
what kind of monster’s ears hang low but don’t wobble too and fro?
explaining to people that didn’t grow up with it the shade of not capitializing “church”
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
explaining to people that didn’t grow up with it the shade of not capitializing “church”
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“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
the only thing missing is a little jerry in the middle stirring the pot
January 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
the only thing missing is a little jerry in the middle stirring the pot
"who the hell do you think you are to be [checks notes] welcoming and loving?"
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"who the hell do you think you are to be [checks notes] welcoming and loving?"
the world sucks BUT i did find my favorite black bean dip in stores for the first time in forever and the amount of joy i felt was problematic
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
the world sucks BUT i did find my favorite black bean dip in stores for the first time in forever and the amount of joy i felt was problematic
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... The pit keeps getting deeper and deeper.
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
... The pit keeps getting deeper and deeper.
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
[images of countless folgers posts appear in my mind palace]
..yes
..yes
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
[images of countless folgers posts appear in my mind palace]
..yes
..yes
that’s my secret d. all my posts are about you
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
that’s my secret d. all my posts are about you
edward doggiehands
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
edward doggiehands
come up to boston. cove would love it
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
come up to boston. cove would love it
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
ok hmmm this is interesting. maybe the second dimension should be sexy to scientific
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
ok hmmm this is interesting. maybe the second dimension should be sexy to scientific
you've hit what is commonly known as the gazoomba singularity
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
you've hit what is commonly known as the gazoomba singularity
the data scientist in me is starting to think this should be two dimensional. silly to vulgar on one axis and approriate setting on the other (public to sex?)
boobs - breasts - tits
its a linear scale
its a linear scale
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
the data scientist in me is starting to think this should be two dimensional. silly to vulgar on one axis and approriate setting on the other (public to sex?)
i think between boobs and bazoombas
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i think between boobs and bazoombas
appreciate it! always been curious about the process
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
appreciate it! always been curious about the process
if i remember right do people recommend a gooseneck type kettle? is that for controlling the speed of the pour?
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
if i remember right do people recommend a gooseneck type kettle? is that for controlling the speed of the pour?