slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
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skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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(doffs fedora) M’randa rights
January 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
(doffs fedora) M’randa rights
i'm going to make a bluesky psa just "you wouldn't edit the grink would you?"
People are pining for an edit button and I used to be one of you, but now I accept my mistakes. Sometimes they're fucking hilarious and sometimes they're groan-worthy, but all in all, they're meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Trust me...absolutely nobody thinks you're 100% perfect.
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i'm going to make a bluesky psa just "you wouldn't edit the grink would you?"
much like the left side of a bell curve
below average
below average
how Big Is Your Dick ? be honest
January 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
much like the left side of a bell curve
below average
below average
working hard? or hardly working*?
*on all fours hiding around the corner from your dog to scare her
*on all fours hiding around the corner from your dog to scare her
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
working hard? or hardly working*?
*on all fours hiding around the corner from your dog to scare her
*on all fours hiding around the corner from your dog to scare her
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You must think everyone is fucking stupid to tell such a brazen lie
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
You must think everyone is fucking stupid to tell such a brazen lie
i've reached a new level of dad*
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i've reached a new level of dad*
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
alright, that's enough internet for the god damned day
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
alright, that's enough internet for the god damned day
what kind of monster’s ears hang low but don’t wobble too and fro?
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
what kind of monster’s ears hang low but don’t wobble too and fro?
explaining to people that didn’t grow up with it the shade of not capitializing “church”
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
explaining to people that didn’t grow up with it the shade of not capitializing “church”
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“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
the world sucks BUT i did find my favorite black bean dip in stores for the first time in forever and the amount of joy i felt was problematic
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
the world sucks BUT i did find my favorite black bean dip in stores for the first time in forever and the amount of joy i felt was problematic
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... The pit keeps getting deeper and deeper.
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
... The pit keeps getting deeper and deeper.
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.
Goal is $600
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
the data scientist in me is starting to think this should be two dimensional. silly to vulgar on one axis and approriate setting on the other (public to sex?)
boobs - breasts - tits
its a linear scale
its a linear scale
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
the data scientist in me is starting to think this should be two dimensional. silly to vulgar on one axis and approriate setting on the other (public to sex?)
[nods knowingly] i'm a believer
Everyone in Australia has that Smash Mouth song stuck in their head today
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
[nods knowingly] i'm a believer
boobs - breasts - tits
its a linear scale
its a linear scale
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
boobs - breasts - tits
its a linear scale
its a linear scale
at least try to be less obvious
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
at least try to be less obvious
the fact that this article is more than just "yes" is a deriliction of duty
Legal experts say the US attack on Venezuela could be a violation of Article 2(4) of the UN Charter. Here's what to know
Did Maduro’s Seizure Violate US and International Law?
The seizure of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his wife by US special forces to face narco-terrorism charges raises a range of legal questions, including whether their capture during a late-night raid violated US or international law.
bloom.bg
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
the fact that this article is more than just "yes" is a deriliction of duty
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ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
broke: how many angels can dance on the head of a pin
woke: if they're the same being, what happens if jesus tickles god?
woke: if they're the same being, what happens if jesus tickles god?
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
broke: how many angels can dance on the head of a pin
woke: if they're the same being, what happens if jesus tickles god?
woke: if they're the same being, what happens if jesus tickles god?
Why don't we Pokemon Go back to the drawing board on this one
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Why don't we Pokemon Go back to the drawing board on this one
smh rog self posting
Thx for being hot
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
smh rog self posting