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skillet queso connoisseur

He/Him

"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online

“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top

"wow" - ‪@dly.bsky.social‬
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just got my dna results back ☹️
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(doffs fedora) M’randa rights
January 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i'm going to make a bluesky psa just "you wouldn't edit the grink would you?"
People are pining for an edit button and I used to be one of you, but now I accept my mistakes. Sometimes they're fucking hilarious and sometimes they're groan-worthy, but all in all, they're meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Trust me...absolutely nobody thinks you're 100% perfect.
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
much like the left side of a bell curve

below average
how Big Is Your Dick ? be honest
January 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
i'm not sure "pay us to make csam" is a great solution

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
X’s half-assed attempt to paywall Grok doesn’t block free image editing
Faced with a ban in the United Kingdom, X pushes flawed fix to CSAM problem.
arstechnica.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
working hard? or hardly working*?

*on all fours hiding around the corner from your dog to scare her
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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You must think everyone is fucking stupid to tell such a brazen lie
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."

ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
i've reached a new level of dad*

*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
alright, that's enough internet for the god damned day
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
what kind of monster’s ears hang low but don’t wobble too and fro?
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
explaining to people that didn’t grow up with it the shade of not capitializing “church”
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the world sucks BUT i did find my favorite black bean dip in stores for the first time in forever and the amount of joy i felt was problematic
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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... The pit keeps getting deeper and deeper.

I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.

Goal is $600
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
the data scientist in me is starting to think this should be two dimensional. silly to vulgar on one axis and approriate setting on the other (public to sex?)
boobs - breasts - tits

its a linear scale
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
[nods knowingly] i'm a believer
Everyone in Australia has that Smash Mouth song stuck in their head today
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
boobs - breasts - tits

its a linear scale
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
at least try to be less obvious
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
the fact that this article is more than just "yes" is a deriliction of duty
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.

Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.

Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
broke: how many angels can dance on the head of a pin

woke: if they're the same being, what happens if jesus tickles god?
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Why don't we Pokemon Go back to the drawing board on this one
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
smh rog self posting
Thx for being hot
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM