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slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
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skillet queso connoisseur

He/Him

"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online

“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top

"wow" - ‪@dly.bsky.social‬
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just got my dna results back ☹️
"daddy is cool however. please think i'm cool please think i'm cool please..."
[crying huddled with knees to chest]
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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You must think everyone is fucking stupid to tell such a brazen lie
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."

ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
i've reached a new level of dad*

*watching bird feeder cam streams while working
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
alright, that's enough internet for the god damned day
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
what kind of monster’s ears hang low but don’t wobble too and fro?
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
explaining to people that didn’t grow up with it the shade of not capitializing “church”
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“yeah so i hurriedly searched google for the lyrics to the flipper theme song because i desperately needed a semblance of control in my life, but other than that im good”
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the only thing missing is a little jerry in the middle stirring the pot
January 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"who the hell do you think you are to be [checks notes] welcoming and loving?"
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the world sucks BUT i did find my favorite black bean dip in stores for the first time in forever and the amount of joy i felt was problematic
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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... The pit keeps getting deeper and deeper.

I would do a GoFundMe, because some people think that's more legit. But why should y'all enrich GoFundMe through fees and them arbitrarily taking money out, instead of simply accomplishing the goal? I do file tax on donos to my PP, so.

Goal is $600
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
❤️
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
[images of countless folgers posts appear in my mind palace]

..yes
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
that’s my secret d. all my posts are about you
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
edward doggiehands
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
come up to boston. cove would love it
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he drinks a whisky drink
he sings the songs that remind him of whisky
he really only cares about whisky
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
ok hmmm this is interesting. maybe the second dimension should be sexy to scientific
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
you've hit what is commonly known as the gazoomba singularity
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
the data scientist in me is starting to think this should be two dimensional. silly to vulgar on one axis and approriate setting on the other (public to sex?)
boobs - breasts - tits

its a linear scale
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
i think between boobs and bazoombas
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
appreciate it! always been curious about the process
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
if i remember right do people recommend a gooseneck type kettle? is that for controlling the speed of the pour?
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM