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Aram Shabanian
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Perhaps the real watch list was the friends we made along the way. Keyboard Inghimasi. Sic semper tyrannosaurus rex. --Dire Straits Appreciation Zone-- #Flowers4Qanon
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Well shoot. I recognize a lot of names here, but many are brand new to me. Hello to all my new Bluesky followers! Thank you for placing your trust in my hands and choosing to not unfollow me already. I promise to maintain a steady fuel-air mixture of shitposts and tragedy-posts. Keeps it fresh.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Two West Virginia National Guard members have died in the shooting near the White House, the state's governor says.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I did not shoot the national guardsmen in Washington, D.C.

That is all I know.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Wearing Meta glasses into a SCIF and live-streaming my arrest on Twitch
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
its really fun having access to cnn's aux/event feeds cuz normally they're just on stuff like the stock market or the white house or whatever but for the last few weeks they always default (when news is slow) to filming major airports in the US like they're just waiting for a fucking plane crash lol
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i will say that if three people got shot and none of them were the shooter i am setting the o/u at bystanders shot at 1.5
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
no way these kids have food handlers cards
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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“You seem like an ok guy, Dan”

Dolly Parton
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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How I learned to stop worrying and love the collapse of the empire
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Gaming really do just be woke Turkophobia
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
dam that's fucked
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: We've filed a lawsuit over a new HUD policy that would force more people into homelessness.

#orpol #housing #homelessness
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"Even the internal security forces did not relish their use as agents of oppression rather than guarantors of order. While this kind of thinking could be trumped in the short term by obscuring the facts of the events and appealing to the temporary necessity, the situation could not persist."
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the donut shop in salem is called the "dough hook" not "the Dohuk"

that makes so much more sense than what i heard in my head
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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ICE kidnapped a 17-year-old U.S. citizen named Christian Jimenez. Jimenez, a high school senior born in Newberg, Oregon, was driving on his school’s lunch break when ICE/CBP agents stopped his car, smashed his window, and abducted him on November 21, 2025.

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Holy shit a lot of people think the DHS twitter account is in Israel and it's pretty fucking stupid, not gonna lie. Like on top of being an obviously manipulated image, do you *really* think the only way for DHS to be monstrous is if it's run by Israel? Come the fuck on, people.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
David Sacks isn't just a conman, he's an enthusiastically pro-genocide conman. He's one of the most reprehensible men in the current administration, and I understand the gravity of that statement.
These people talk like conmen and our universities are just inviting these companies and their technologies into our midst, to prey on our students
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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i think rogue one is the best star wars movie because it's got lots of wars in the stars. it's the star war movie.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy" did not age well
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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NEW: Meta has been paid $3.2 million to promote Tucker Carlson, the company's ad data reveals. www.theredoubt.net/meta-has-bee...
Meta has been paid $3.2 million to promote Tucker Carlson
The parent company of Facebook is helping a right-wing influencer promote conspiracy theories about 9/11.
www.theredoubt.net
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
HELL YEAH MCMINNVILLE STUDENTS. PROUD OF YOU. www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Oregon teenager’s ICE detention sparks high school walkout
Hundreds of McMinnville High students walked out Monday, days after ICE detained Christian Jimenez, 17.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Operation Just 'Cuz
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM