slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
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skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
at least try to be less obvious
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
at least try to be less obvious
telling my kids that this was Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
telling my kids that this was Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
this is an outrage
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
this is an outrage
cove would have you know how mean we are. just got back from vacation and made her have a bath.
anyway enjoy her post bath zooms
anyway enjoy her post bath zooms
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
cove would have you know how mean we are. just got back from vacation and made her have a bath.
anyway enjoy her post bath zooms
anyway enjoy her post bath zooms
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
real ones know the matte blue were the goat
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
real ones know the matte blue were the goat
2026? more like 202chicks
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
2026? more like 202chicks
i mean….yeah
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i mean….yeah
the goldfish uncanny valley
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the goldfish uncanny valley
yes it's a new trend called "probably some high schoolers doing a school fundraiser"
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
yes it's a new trend called "probably some high schoolers doing a school fundraiser"
hey ring? don’t try to guilt me into agreeing to using my doorbell for surveillance
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
hey ring? don’t try to guilt me into agreeing to using my doorbell for surveillance
it’s never not funny that the serving size of the trader joe’s advent calendars is 24
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
it’s never not funny that the serving size of the trader joe’s advent calendars is 24
greeted at home with a bark and a grinch
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
greeted at home with a bark and a grinch
i’m sorry threads. maybe you do have the juice
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i’m sorry threads. maybe you do have the juice
look at these beauts
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
look at these beauts
"the phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds it anticipates you would most like to receive"
the pixels:
the pixels:
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"the phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds it anticipates you would most like to receive"
the pixels:
the pixels:
introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
introduce yourself with four spaceships
i also thought this movie was missing a paris hilton cameo for the cat to horn out over
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i also thought this movie was missing a paris hilton cameo for the cat to horn out over
nightmare fuel
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
nightmare fuel
the kids run away and the cat keeps reappearing next to them. this seems one murder away from a horror film
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the kids run away and the cat keeps reappearing next to them. this seems one murder away from a horror film
there are four types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
there are four types of guys online. no exceptions.
no shade ingrid but why does this look like an obituary picture
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
no shade ingrid but why does this look like an obituary picture
ladies and gentlemen.
we got ‘em
we got ‘em
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ladies and gentlemen.
we got ‘em
we got ‘em