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slay-cey

@skilletqueso.com

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threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey skillet queso connoisseur He/Him "u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online “WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top "wow" - ‪@dly.bsky.social‬

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · Aug 18

Judge: And how do you plead?

Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor

Judge: Pleiades?

Me: Plea uh deez n-

My lawyer: OBJECTION

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4m

quick hit the emergency pun button!!!

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1h

i dread the moment when gum goes from a delight to a job

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 6h

youth minister: let me tell you about another carpenter who wants you to get wet at the thought of them.....baptized that is

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 6h

youth minister: let’s talk about our fit check for the jesus era

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 9h

brb, watching new season of love is blind

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 11d

just got my dna results back ☹️

picture of some cheese from a supermarket deli. the label says “LOL American White”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 7d

my new girlfriend has a really unique name i love it. you don't hear people called "imchrishansen" these days

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1d

lin manuel miranda presents in the aeroplane over the sea

two headed boy
actin coy
not a ploy

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1d

ahh i see. not to worry, i took away his ipad afterwards to teach him to be tougher

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1d

🎵haammmmms
touching hammms
reaching out
touching meat
touching fooodddddddd

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1d

d this is incredibly insensitive.

i would not be crying.

who knows what diseases that little freak had.

after we take care of him we're all getting rabies shots

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1d

my guy, the problem isn't that you clicked. it happens. people gave you shit, whatever. the problem is you then banned the user who made the "harassment bot" because you were embarassed and you still have yet to own up to your mistake.

get over yourself

Aaron Rodericks @aaron.bsky.team · 2d

1) This was a spam network shared internally at Bluesky for investigation on spam likes. 2) I misclicked/unclicked, but a harassment bot picked it up 3) I continue to be harassed about it a year later

I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.

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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 1d

guess this shirt is lucky! wore it out and got invited to so many watch parties 😊

Luck Girl sweatshirt on the bottom but the shirt clearly says Cuck Girl

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1d

my impression of an opposing playing trying to intimidate travis kelce after listening to the life of a showgirl

“well well well if it isn’t mr big dick “

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1d

my impression of an opposing playing trying to intimidate travis kelce after listening to the life of a showgirl

“well well well if it isn’t mr big dick “

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 2d

oh god creme brulee is so good, especially when you answer questions as to why you suspended link after he hurt your feelings.

top tier

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 3d

if i could just get a quick tos clarification here that’d be great. i’d hate to think you’re just melting down and going mad with power

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 3d

so @jay.bsky.team you banned link because he hurt your feelings?

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 3d

watching et with my son

making sure he knows if an alien shows up, he can 100% tell me

so that we can immediately call animal control

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

i have no proof, but i think the space force was invented because trump heard about all the shooting stars

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

unkin donuts

your mom’s brother from boston

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

point me their way q. they are NOT prepared for how strongly worded the letter is going to be

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

just based on the profile pictures i see this is already goated

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 4d

Yo. I heard it was starter pack Saturday

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

i hear they’re renaming “the golden bachelor” to “grandpop senior hunters”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 5d

dammit aurora! stop! don’t make me cry

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