mj
@sketchmaster.bsky.social
michael jane (they/them)
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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Cameron winter Olympics
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Cameron winter Olympics
Reposted by mj
its hockey night in the cisalpine republic
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
its hockey night in the cisalpine republic
popper flavored progesterone
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
popper flavored progesterone
troonscape (its just regular runescape)
February 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
troonscape (its just regular runescape)
i most certainly am not
February 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i most certainly am not
eating benadryl as a light snack
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
eating benadryl as a light snack
eating an entire Nintendo switch for charity
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
eating an entire Nintendo switch for charity
"the damn thing gone wild"
so you would say the child had mental health issues?
"bambalam"
are you the father of this child?
"it weren't none o mine, bambalam"
no further questions, your honor
so you would say the child had mental health issues?
"bambalam"
are you the father of this child?
"it weren't none o mine, bambalam"
no further questions, your honor
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"the damn thing gone wild"
so you would say the child had mental health issues?
"bambalam"
are you the father of this child?
"it weren't none o mine, bambalam"
no further questions, your honor
so you would say the child had mental health issues?
"bambalam"
are you the father of this child?
"it weren't none o mine, bambalam"
no further questions, your honor
do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
"bambalam"
do you recognize the woman in this photo?
"whoa black betty, bambalam"
and to your knowledge, does this woman have a child?
"bambalam"
can you tell us what happened to that child?
"bambalam"
do you recognize the woman in this photo?
"whoa black betty, bambalam"
and to your knowledge, does this woman have a child?
"bambalam"
can you tell us what happened to that child?
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
"bambalam"
do you recognize the woman in this photo?
"whoa black betty, bambalam"
and to your knowledge, does this woman have a child?
"bambalam"
can you tell us what happened to that child?
"bambalam"
do you recognize the woman in this photo?
"whoa black betty, bambalam"
and to your knowledge, does this woman have a child?
"bambalam"
can you tell us what happened to that child?
grok,,, show me blazinga
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
grok,,, show me blazinga
if i could do it so can uou
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
if i could do it so can uou
oh you have "kinks"? grow up
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
oh you have "kinks"? grow up
i like the kind that says some plup
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i like the kind that says some plup
ok, i was gonna eventually do that anyway
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
ok, i was gonna eventually do that anyway
Reposted by mj
i do not like this bird
August 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i do not like this bird
meet the nuance, same as the oldance
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
meet the nuance, same as the oldance
no need to, they're carnivores
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
no need to, they're carnivores
my gender is estrogenated faggot
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
my gender is estrogenated faggot
"there's no snow!"
posts a picture of what appears to be a normal amount of snow to anyone east of denver
posts a picture of what appears to be a normal amount of snow to anyone east of denver
a funny thing that's been happening in the world of skiing is that rocky mountain ski areas have seen an unprecedented lack of natural snowfall and high temps. but people in the east experience that fairly often and think that the westerners are being little crybaby bitches about it.
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"there's no snow!"
posts a picture of what appears to be a normal amount of snow to anyone east of denver
posts a picture of what appears to be a normal amount of snow to anyone east of denver