mj
@sketchmaster.bsky.social
michael jane (they/them)
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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starting to notice i am in a much better mood when i actually have stuff to do at work instead of sitting around all day
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
starting to notice i am in a much better mood when i actually have stuff to do at work instead of sitting around all day
overpriced me, naked
apartment
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exposed brick
apartment
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exposed brick
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
overpriced me, naked
apartment
🤝
exposed brick
apartment
🤝
exposed brick
not necessarily a sitcom but Meadow and Finn are easily my least favorite TV couple
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
not necessarily a sitcom but Meadow and Finn are easily my least favorite TV couple
i keep doing this thing where i unconsciously use the same word twice in a post. it freaks me out every time.
kinda forgot about this idiotic project. for 1000+ apartment units, the owner of the company thought it would be a good idea to install a central tankless, steam-to-hot water system. if you know anything about building automation, you know that is profoundly idiotic.
oh im quite familiar, i worked on programming and commissioning the (incredibly poorly designed) hot water system in those apartment towers
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i keep doing this thing where i unconsciously use the same word twice in a post. it freaks me out every time.
kinda forgot about this idiotic project. for 1000+ apartment units, the owner of the company thought it would be a good idea to install a central tankless, steam-to-hot water system. if you know anything about building automation, you know that is profoundly idiotic.
oh im quite familiar, i worked on programming and commissioning the (incredibly poorly designed) hot water system in those apartment towers
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
kinda forgot about this idiotic project. for 1000+ apartment units, the owner of the company thought it would be a good idea to install a central tankless, steam-to-hot water system. if you know anything about building automation, you know that is profoundly idiotic.
absolutely unfair that i dont already have gigantic boobies
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
absolutely unfair that i dont already have gigantic boobies
Neurorack©: The Synthesizer of The Mind™
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Neurorack©: The Synthesizer of The Mind™
amazing bit of trivia
![Actor Sherman Hemsley, best known for his role on The Jeffersons, was an avowed Gong fanatic, going so far as to have a Flying Teapot room in his house. The room, which had darkened windows, played Flying Teapot continuously via tape loops.[58]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jojcvztaqpti5gbqpk7f4ef5/bafkreiavopl6xefjzlruiybciovdfwgpvnr66uepq72nlzeampmwf6pibe@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
amazing bit of trivia
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alt, gay, and balkanized by boroughitis
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
alt, gay, and balkanized by boroughitis
alt, gay, and listening to New York's only classic rock station, Q104.3
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
alt, gay, and listening to New York's only classic rock station, Q104.3
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I am obsessed with tiny weirdly shaped NJ towns. fav examples: South Hackensack (pop 2700, 0.7 sq mi) in 3 separate pieces, Guttenberg (pop 12000, 0.2 sq mi) about 4x10 city blocks, Tavistock (pop 9, 0.3 sq mi) literally just a golf course, Teterboro (pop 61, 1.1 sq miles) literally just an airport
October 29, 2023 at 2:33 PM
I am obsessed with tiny weirdly shaped NJ towns. fav examples: South Hackensack (pop 2700, 0.7 sq mi) in 3 separate pieces, Guttenberg (pop 12000, 0.2 sq mi) about 4x10 city blocks, Tavistock (pop 9, 0.3 sq mi) literally just a golf course, Teterboro (pop 61, 1.1 sq miles) literally just an airport
most have been paid up to date but some have not. payslips continue to be completely fucked up.
we got an explanation for the reversed transactions. supposedly they accidentally put a batch of payments in twice. they intended to cancel the 2nd one before it went through, but due to a "miscommunication" with the bank, they ended up cancelling both payments, 1 of which already went through.
most people's pay appears to be sorted today! let's see how it goes on friday...
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
most have been paid up to date but some have not. payslips continue to be completely fucked up.
alt, gay, and from one of 5 different municipalities all named "Washington Township"
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
alt, gay, and from one of 5 different municipalities all named "Washington Township"
alt, gay, and ordering onion rings and listening to Journey while i wait for my family to arrive at Holsten's
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
alt, gay, and ordering onion rings and listening to Journey while i wait for my family to arrive at Holsten's
alt, gay, and hiding out in Hacklebarney State Park, near the "George Washington slept here" house
February 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
alt, gay, and hiding out in Hacklebarney State Park, near the "George Washington slept here" house
alt, gay, and driving all the way to Willowbrook instead of Garden State Plaza because it's Sunday
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
alt, gay, and driving all the way to Willowbrook instead of Garden State Plaza because it's Sunday
alt, gay, and stranded at the Montclair State train station because they left from Penn and missed the last transfer to a diesel train from Hoboken because of tunnel construction delays
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
alt, gay, and stranded at the Montclair State train station because they left from Penn and missed the last transfer to a diesel train from Hoboken because of tunnel construction delays
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i am all of these things yet Them refuses to answer a single one of my requests for an interview
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
i am all of these things yet Them refuses to answer a single one of my requests for an interview
uhhhh...
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
uhhhh...
why not simply build your own home out of rotisserie chicken bones?
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
why not simply build your own home out of rotisserie chicken bones?
ok wsj, how many individual meals do I have to save 50¢ on to, uh, have a place to live? you've published the same article for so long that you have to bring an entire new generation into it, but can you please do the math on this, just once?
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
ok wsj, how many individual meals do I have to save 50¢ on to, uh, have a place to live? you've published the same article for so long that you have to bring an entire new generation into it, but can you please do the math on this, just once?