mj
@sketchmaster.bsky.social
michael jane (they/them)
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
☭
9 days until the mets play baseball
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
9 days until the mets play baseball
oh hey according to my payslip I'm actually getting paid correctly tomorrow
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
oh hey according to my payslip I'm actually getting paid correctly tomorrow
i would love to be able to wear women's pants without them constantly falling off my ass
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
i would love to be able to wear women's pants without them constantly falling off my ass
i am emotionally all over the place today lol but mostly ok
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i am emotionally all over the place today lol but mostly ok
"edging is so important" olympic snowboarding announcer
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
"edging is so important" olympic snowboarding announcer
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Thom Yorke first defecated onstage in 1985 at a Radiohead show at the Creve Coeur, Illinois VFW building near Peoria.
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Thom Yorke first defecated onstage in 1985 at a Radiohead show at the Creve Coeur, Illinois VFW building near Peoria.
i am grateful I have all my little phone friends. y'all are like family to me. i love you.
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i am grateful I have all my little phone friends. y'all are like family to me. i love you.
guy who gets andy cohen and andy kaufman mixed up
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
guy who gets andy cohen and andy kaufman mixed up
ooeeooo i look just like Jeffrey epstein
oh oh and you're alan dershowitz
oh oh and you're alan dershowitz
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
ooeeooo i look just like Jeffrey epstein
oh oh and you're alan dershowitz
oh oh and you're alan dershowitz
1) is he planning on making a woman out of it?
2) can he suck his own dick now?
2) can he suck his own dick now?
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
1) is he planning on making a woman out of it?
2) can he suck his own dick now?
2) can he suck his own dick now?
finally got a new adhd script from my new doctor! let's hope I can actually get this one filled and become a productive member of society again.
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
finally got a new adhd script from my new doctor! let's hope I can actually get this one filled and become a productive member of society again.
supposedly it should all be fixed now. nobody believes them, but at least they are keeping us informed and admitting wrong-doing.
the interest-free "hardship loan" rollout was an unmitigated disaster. HR was grossly misinformed about how it was supposed to work. they told us any amount up to $1k would be immediately accepted, no questions asked. apparently that was not the case and people were getting denied left and right.
some people's banks are now not accepting payments from the company because of all the shenanigans last week. they flagged it as fraud.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
supposedly it should all be fixed now. nobody believes them, but at least they are keeping us informed and admitting wrong-doing.
the interest-free "hardship loan" rollout was an unmitigated disaster. HR was grossly misinformed about how it was supposed to work. they told us any amount up to $1k would be immediately accepted, no questions asked. apparently that was not the case and people were getting denied left and right.
some people's banks are now not accepting payments from the company because of all the shenanigans last week. they flagged it as fraud.
on top of this, last week one particular employee sunset a portion of the system on our end well before he was supposed to, which is why the issues got even worse. also, prevailing wage team and payroll are now blaming each other for the pw issues, which supposedly go back years.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
the interest-free "hardship loan" rollout was an unmitigated disaster. HR was grossly misinformed about how it was supposed to work. they told us any amount up to $1k would be immediately accepted, no questions asked. apparently that was not the case and people were getting denied left and right.
some people's banks are now not accepting payments from the company because of all the shenanigans last week. they flagged it as fraud.
on top of this, last week one particular employee sunset a portion of the system on our end well before he was supposed to, which is why the issues got even worse. also, prevailing wage team and payroll are now blaming each other for the pw issues, which supposedly go back years.
finally got some insight into the technical issues at play. old payroll system supposedly had a ton of one-off fixes and band-aids over the years to get it working properly that didnt get properly translated over to the new system. unsurprisingly documentation and communication were severely lacking
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
some people's banks are now not accepting payments from the company because of all the shenanigans last week. they flagged it as fraud.
on top of this, last week one particular employee sunset a portion of the system on our end well before he was supposed to, which is why the issues got even worse. also, prevailing wage team and payroll are now blaming each other for the pw issues, which supposedly go back years.
finally got some insight into the technical issues at play. old payroll system supposedly had a ton of one-off fixes and band-aids over the years to get it working properly that didnt get properly translated over to the new system. unsurprisingly documentation and communication were severely lacking
most have been paid up to date but some have not. payslips continue to be completely fucked up.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
on top of this, last week one particular employee sunset a portion of the system on our end well before he was supposed to, which is why the issues got even worse. also, prevailing wage team and payroll are now blaming each other for the pw issues, which supposedly go back years.
finally got some insight into the technical issues at play. old payroll system supposedly had a ton of one-off fixes and band-aids over the years to get it working properly that didnt get properly translated over to the new system. unsurprisingly documentation and communication were severely lacking
most have been paid up to date but some have not. payslips continue to be completely fucked up.
we got an explanation for the reversed transactions. supposedly they accidentally put a batch of payments in twice. they intended to cancel the 2nd one before it went through, but due to a "miscommunication" with the bank, they ended up cancelling both payments, 1 of which already went through.
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
finally got some insight into the technical issues at play. old payroll system supposedly had a ton of one-off fixes and band-aids over the years to get it working properly that didnt get properly translated over to the new system. unsurprisingly documentation and communication were severely lacking
one particular person somehow got massively overpaid, to the point that their taxes, health insurance and 401k are now all fucked up in a way that cant be simply reversed
most have been paid up to date but some have not. payslips continue to be completely fucked up.
we got an explanation for the reversed transactions. supposedly they accidentally put a batch of payments in twice. they intended to cancel the 2nd one before it went through, but due to a "miscommunication" with the bank, they ended up cancelling both payments, 1 of which already went through.
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
one particular person somehow got massively overpaid, to the point that their taxes, health insurance and 401k are now all fucked up in a way that cant be simply reversed
starting to notice i am in a much better mood when i actually have stuff to do at work instead of sitting around all day
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
starting to notice i am in a much better mood when i actually have stuff to do at work instead of sitting around all day
overpriced me, naked
apartment
🤝
exposed brick
apartment
🤝
exposed brick
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
overpriced me, naked
apartment
🤝
exposed brick
apartment
🤝
exposed brick
not necessarily a sitcom but Meadow and Finn are easily my least favorite TV couple
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
not necessarily a sitcom but Meadow and Finn are easily my least favorite TV couple
i keep doing this thing where i unconsciously use the same word twice in a post. it freaks me out every time.
kinda forgot about this idiotic project. for 1000+ apartment units, the owner of the company thought it would be a good idea to install a central tankless, steam-to-hot water system. if you know anything about building automation, you know that is profoundly idiotic.
oh im quite familiar, i worked on programming and commissioning the (incredibly poorly designed) hot water system in those apartment towers
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i keep doing this thing where i unconsciously use the same word twice in a post. it freaks me out every time.