mj
@sketchmaster.bsky.social
michael jane (they/them)
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
I used to live near the one in NJ. the local community might lean sympathetic to ICE. its in an office park.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I used to live near the one in NJ. the local community might lean sympathetic to ICE. its in an office park.
hanging out in your underwear as a woman is so important
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
hanging out in your underwear as a woman is so important
they should invent a pussy pressure relief valve to control queefing
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
they should invent a pussy pressure relief valve to control queefing
guy who thinks bill burr is a nickname for william s burroughs
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
guy who thinks bill burr is a nickname for william s burroughs
becoming a 9/11 truther in 2026 is so cool
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
becoming a 9/11 truther in 2026 is so cool
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Retrospectively I can see that *Gundam Wing* and *Game of Thrones* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of prejudice that was beginning to shape and color Kazakh life...
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Retrospectively I can see that *Gundam Wing* and *Game of Thrones* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of prejudice that was beginning to shape and color Kazakh life...
i should start wearing more makeup again
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
i should start wearing more makeup again
epilate me later by pavement
*debbie harry voice* shave away and epilate
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
epilate me later by pavement
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david byrne thinks we should do away with the penny
he said "stop making cents"
he said "stop making cents"
July 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
david byrne thinks we should do away with the penny
he said "stop making cents"
he said "stop making cents"
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my friend gru invited me over for some filet minion
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
my friend gru invited me over for some filet minion
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come to the crossroads of collective unconsciousness that binds all life throughout the whole of time and space in the next 10 minutes if u want an ass kicking
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
come to the crossroads of collective unconsciousness that binds all life throughout the whole of time and space in the next 10 minutes if u want an ass kicking
love nick kroll but he's gotta stop it with these animated shows. i dont wanna have to see anthropomorphic child genitals to enjoy your comedy.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
love nick kroll but he's gotta stop it with these animated shows. i dont wanna have to see anthropomorphic child genitals to enjoy your comedy.
dunder mifflin employee and noted bluesky poster Gem Halberd
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
dunder mifflin employee and noted bluesky poster Gem Halberd
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KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
i think i need a nose piercing
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i think i need a nose piercing