mj
@sketchmaster.bsky.social
michael jane (they/them)
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
☭
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
☭
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david byrne thinks we should do away with the penny
he said "stop making cents"
he said "stop making cents"
July 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
david byrne thinks we should do away with the penny
he said "stop making cents"
he said "stop making cents"
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my friend gru invited me over for some filet minion
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
my friend gru invited me over for some filet minion
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come to the crossroads of collective unconsciousness that binds all life throughout the whole of time and space in the next 10 minutes if u want an ass kicking
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
come to the crossroads of collective unconsciousness that binds all life throughout the whole of time and space in the next 10 minutes if u want an ass kicking
love nick kroll but he's gotta stop it with these animated shows. i dont wanna have to see anthropomorphic child genitals to enjoy your comedy.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
love nick kroll but he's gotta stop it with these animated shows. i dont wanna have to see anthropomorphic child genitals to enjoy your comedy.
dunder mifflin employee and noted bluesky poster Gem Halberd
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
dunder mifflin employee and noted bluesky poster Gem Halberd
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KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
i think i need a nose piercing
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i think i need a nose piercing
ok i'll bite. what is sex?
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
ok i'll bite. what is sex?
its never too late to stop being a dumb stupid idiot asshole
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
its never too late to stop being a dumb stupid idiot asshole
its ok to watch a depiction of rape as long as the victim is a bad person. i am an intelligent adult with perfect grammer.
grok, show me a rape
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
its ok to watch a depiction of rape as long as the victim is a bad person. i am an intelligent adult with perfect grammer.
cool thing to say!
2nd paragraph dummy. And again, there is no law against A.I porn so 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
cool thing to say!
oh you love to see it folks
They're as in THEY ARE. I don't take any type of advice from people who literally can't spell or know the difference in spelling words we learned in elementary school
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
oh you love to see it folks
haha yeah good idea, that would be so cool and badass. you're such a rebellious genius for thinking of this. nobody is as edgy or funny as you 🤣😂🤣😂
Wanna truly embarrass Pam Bondi? Make an A.I porn video of her getting gang banged by a bunch of Epsteins conspirators
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
haha yeah good idea, that would be so cool and badass. you're such a rebellious genius for thinking of this. nobody is as edgy or funny as you 🤣😂🤣😂
everyone got paid correctly! hooray!
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
everyone got paid correctly! hooray!
these heights sure are wuthering
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
these heights sure are wuthering
guess im just gonna be crying intermittently at work all day lol
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
guess im just gonna be crying intermittently at work all day lol
y'all, i love my mom so much!
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
y'all, i love my mom so much!
i dont wanna be here (at work)
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
i dont wanna be here (at work)
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happy birthday Peter Gabriel, BotD 1950
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
happy birthday Peter Gabriel, BotD 1950
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when Bruce Springsteen said "mister I ain't a boy", I felt that. when he subsequently said "no, Im a man", I felt it a little less.
November 27, 2023 at 1:51 PM
when Bruce Springsteen said "mister I ain't a boy", I felt that. when he subsequently said "no, Im a man", I felt it a little less.