mj
@sketchmaster.bsky.social
michael jane (they/them)
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
☭
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
☭
oh babe, dont stop, im so close, im gonna shit
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
oh babe, dont stop, im so close, im gonna shit
i wish i could be irl friends with every single one of y'all :/
February 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i wish i could be irl friends with every single one of y'all :/
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maybe i need to totally reinvent myself?
February 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
maybe i need to totally reinvent myself?
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Hot Rod is a cult classic
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hot Rod is a cult classic
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i've been grinking dreen tea all goddam day
February 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
i've been grinking dreen tea all goddam day
what am i but my chemicals?
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
what am i but my chemicals?
the mind is unknowable
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
the mind is unknowable
day 2: you can just do things
turns out being back on stimulants for a few hours has not made me a normal functional person yet
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
day 2: you can just do things
mayonnaise and bagels are mutually exclusive
February 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
mayonnaise and bagels are mutually exclusive
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Nice dialectic, dipshit
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Nice dialectic, dipshit
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please tell me more about your apartment building with shared bathrooms...
That's weird. In the community meetings in my building, a lot of the women used to complain about sharing the bathroom with a trans woman because they didn't feel safe. Management couldn't legally do anything about it and these women were livid lol
I guess mileage varies. 🤷♂️
I guess mileage varies. 🤷♂️
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
please tell me more about your apartment building with shared bathrooms...
"i fully support trans people except i dont want to talk to or interact with them ever. im a leftist btw."
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"i fully support trans people except i dont want to talk to or interact with them ever. im a leftist btw."
im not opposed to tankies unless they actually use the word tankie to describe themself
February 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
im not opposed to tankies unless they actually use the word tankie to describe themself
ooo i know! I'll do my taxes today!
February 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
ooo i know! I'll do my taxes today!
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"i love anal sex. i love ass fucking" - john lennon
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"i love anal sex. i love ass fucking" - john lennon
one must have a keen sense of an appropriate level of mindfulness. dont wanna be too mindful.
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
one must have a keen sense of an appropriate level of mindfulness. dont wanna be too mindful.
wtf they're doing another season of scrubs?
February 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
wtf they're doing another season of scrubs?
i hope i figure everything out before i die
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
i hope i figure everything out before i die