mj
@sketchmaster.bsky.social
michael jane (they/them)
upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
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upstate NY
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
☭
boiling off all the water in monster energy drink and snorting the distillate
February 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
boiling off all the water in monster energy drink and snorting the distillate
upstate nyers when it gets above freezing for five minutes
it has made me sweaty
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
upstate nyers when it gets above freezing for five minutes
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captain dipshit and the fucker brigade
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
captain dipshit and the fucker brigade
i love the word dipshit
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i love the word dipshit
it's a process, dipshit
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
it's a process, dipshit
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turns out being back on stimulants for a few hours has not made me a normal functional person yet
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
turns out being back on stimulants for a few hours has not made me a normal functional person yet
im mentally very normal. not that you asked.
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
im mentally very normal. not that you asked.
first day back on stimulants minor anxiety spike yippee
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
first day back on stimulants minor anxiety spike yippee
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the united situationship of soviet republics
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
the united situationship of soviet republics
bed rotting, but like in a healthy self-care way
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
bed rotting, but like in a healthy self-care way
they're cleansing my ass next Tuesday
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
they're cleansing my ass next Tuesday
my roommate told me that the Japanese word for magenta (a dye they had never sene before) is "foreigner pink"
to which i replied
"one in 'er stink"
this is also the genesis of my bowling ball perineum post
to which i replied
"one in 'er stink"
this is also the genesis of my bowling ball perineum post
foreigner? i could barely fit three!
February 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
my roommate told me that the Japanese word for magenta (a dye they had never sene before) is "foreigner pink"
to which i replied
"one in 'er stink"
this is also the genesis of my bowling ball perineum post
to which i replied
"one in 'er stink"
this is also the genesis of my bowling ball perineum post
francisco lindor wearing a belt buckle of himself is so cool. that's like something Rickey Henderson would do.
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
francisco lindor wearing a belt buckle of himself is so cool. that's like something Rickey Henderson would do.
this might be the best thing i ever posted
foreigner? i could barely fit three!
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
this might be the best thing i ever posted
Mr. Smile? i sure did!
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Mr. Smile? i sure did!
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You don't hate these people enough
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
You don't hate these people enough