i don't practice mamma mia
February 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
i don't practice mamma mia
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i’m a catch
i’m a treasure
i’m made of knives
i eat leather
i’m a treasure
i’m made of knives
i eat leather
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
i’m a catch
i’m a treasure
i’m made of knives
i eat leather
i’m a treasure
i’m made of knives
i eat leather
here we go mario
February 18, 2026 at 4:08 AM
here we go mario
language is anthropomorphizing
February 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
language is anthropomorphizing
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this is my friend, Ford Biltuff
February 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
this is my friend, Ford Biltuff
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you: studying the blade
me: answering the call of the Mentos
(currently on a strict roll-a-day regimen. my blood type is “fresh.” my doctors have unionized against me. my nutritionist sent a letter asking me to stop being “fresh and full of life.” please respect my journey)
me: answering the call of the Mentos
(currently on a strict roll-a-day regimen. my blood type is “fresh.” my doctors have unionized against me. my nutritionist sent a letter asking me to stop being “fresh and full of life.” please respect my journey)
February 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
you: studying the blade
me: answering the call of the Mentos
(currently on a strict roll-a-day regimen. my blood type is “fresh.” my doctors have unionized against me. my nutritionist sent a letter asking me to stop being “fresh and full of life.” please respect my journey)
me: answering the call of the Mentos
(currently on a strict roll-a-day regimen. my blood type is “fresh.” my doctors have unionized against me. my nutritionist sent a letter asking me to stop being “fresh and full of life.” please respect my journey)
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getting my knowledge topped
February 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
getting my knowledge topped
his mother was a mudder
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
his mother was a mudder
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explaining Tiantai to the cashier:
I get a deal on everything because my dad works everywhere
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
explaining Tiantai to the cashier:
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moisturize moister eyes moister i's
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
moisturize moister eyes moister i's
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just invented a yogurt that changes your mind
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
just invented a yogurt that changes your mind
she's a pseudohipster :(
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
she's a pseudohipster :(
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"I never see you at the club" yeah well I never see you sailing the underground complex of mercury rivers & seas in the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huangdi skillfully engineered to represent the hydrology of his vast empire
February 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"I never see you at the club" yeah well I never see you sailing the underground complex of mercury rivers & seas in the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huangdi skillfully engineered to represent the hydrology of his vast empire
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The future sucks man
February 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The future sucks man
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last line is anti-winemomculture bigotry
ship captains are witches. "ship captain" is an oppressive class, like incel people or lapsed Catholic people.
February 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
last line is anti-winemomculture bigotry
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poor bee GOLD_07, whose embarrassing mistake has been immortalised in a way beyond his comprehension
![Except from Stentiford et al (page 4): "We largely observed high within-bee consistency. The exception, bee GOLD_07, had inconsistent inbound flights over the cornfield but, like other bees, converged tightly at the west side of the tree before the hive (Figure S2A). GOLD_07 also performed the only outbound flight recorded that overshot the feeder (Figure S1B). Intriguingly, in this failed flight, GOLD_07 took a different route (‘wide of the hedge’) compared to the previously recorded outbound flight (‘over the hedge’). Perhaps suggesting GOLD_07 failed to find the feeder due to an error in estimating position. We note that this flight displayed prominent oscillations after the bee failed to find the feeder, consistent with exploratory search behavior. Oscillatory paths are well documented in walking insects [21–23] (see [24] for review). Similar ocillatory looping search patterns have been seen in flying bees in previous lab [25,26] and field settings [27,28], including honey bees tracked with harmonic radar [29]. Our observations of GOLD_07 suggest that oscillations may also be important for exploratory or search behavior in bees and warrant further investigation. Computational and robotic models indicate that oscillations can be useful beyond exploration, such as in visual route following by improving view matching, familiarity-based guidance, and optic flow for altitude control [30–36]. However, the oscillations in this one outbound flight of GOLD_07 are a notable exception compared to the majority of flights in which oscillations are much less prominent."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c56dfqq2kropq4ys65h5pvgr/bafkreic6xxiozc4v26o5zo5l7avwfb3orrrkgpph4ufxcrbmixtpqi72jy@jpeg)
February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
poor bee GOLD_07, whose embarrassing mistake has been immortalised in a way beyond his comprehension
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Neodada Deleuzosteinian Heretico-Gnostic Schizotranssexualism will win
(chat am I doing it right)
(chat am I doing it right)
February 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Neodada Deleuzosteinian Heretico-Gnostic Schizotranssexualism will win
(chat am I doing it right)
(chat am I doing it right)
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IT'S YEAR OF THE HORSE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
IT'S YEAR OF THE HORSE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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be an ontological irritant
be the black hole they pour their resentment into
be a reminder that humor is a form of compassion. that the compassion they have earned can look a lot like violence
be a reflection of what they cannot admit that they wish they could be
be a beacon of goddamned joy
be the black hole they pour their resentment into
be a reminder that humor is a form of compassion. that the compassion they have earned can look a lot like violence
be a reflection of what they cannot admit that they wish they could be
be a beacon of goddamned joy
blessed be the transsexual shitposters. for they are annoying as hell, and that is a good thing
February 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
be an ontological irritant
be the black hole they pour their resentment into
be a reminder that humor is a form of compassion. that the compassion they have earned can look a lot like violence
be a reflection of what they cannot admit that they wish they could be
be a beacon of goddamned joy
be the black hole they pour their resentment into
be a reminder that humor is a form of compassion. that the compassion they have earned can look a lot like violence
be a reflection of what they cannot admit that they wish they could be
be a beacon of goddamned joy
mental taylor swift
mental chillness
mental dillness
mental iillness
mental jillness
mental killness
mental millness
mental stillness
mental willness
mental dillness
mental iillness
mental jillness
mental killness
mental millness
mental stillness
mental willness
February 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
mental taylor swift
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the category is:
mental realness
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
the category is: