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bog landlord

bog landlord

@pondslurp.bsky.social

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · Sep 21

ive been rendering all kinds of shit unto caesar lately

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Loud Hill. (grinding noise from inside my head and smoke starts pouring out my ears) Normal Volune Hill

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 1d

when i get ads in spanish or chinese i feel Chosen

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 4d

i take this shit serious man. dont talk about the three stooges like that

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 6d

the cia hacked my brain and the only thing in there was the full 8 minutes and 36 seconds of the grudge - tool

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 6d

im about to make this library fine everybodys problem

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 6d

(snarling) never heard of him

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 6d

fauce is a hack

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 6d

leveling the playing field. razing it to the ground

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 7d

maximum efficiency savoring

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 7d

if you seek revenge, dig two graves. my uncles getting up there and its not looking too good

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 7d

maybe you heard her wrong. she probably said "chill omen"

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 8d

with all due respect father, jesus didnt have my enemies

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 8d

written, produced, and directed by various guys

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10d

five minutes into the movie and you can just tell somethings gonna fucking happen

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11d

i like to count to ten when i get mad. builds the suspense

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12d

im worried there wont be anything left by the time its my turn to be president

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12d

i always wanted to be larry david when i grew up. i think theres still time

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 13d

ive been letting a dog make all my decisions so chat gpt is somewhat of an upgrade

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 13d

time magazine is addicted to putting crap on its cover

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 13d

throw tomatoes at me all you want. your just enhancing my flavor

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 14d

you have 24 hours to explain the joke before phase two of my plan

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 16d

recurring nightmare where i have a job

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 17d

dont make me disagreeable. you wouldnt like me when im disagreeable

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 17d

asking the warden if he wants to play settlers of catan

bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 18d

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