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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · Jul 27

Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 17h

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 18h

i fucking love riding my bike down guadaloop

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Sleve McDichael @spacebandito.bsky.social · 18h

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mel @mel.meangirls.online · 20h

yeah I'd love to explore my gender but I also like being employed.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · Jan 25

The state of things

BROKEN ARROW meme:

MOST PEOPLE
ON PLANET EARTH
You're out of your mind.
THE U.S.
GOVERNMENT
Yeah.
Ain't it cool?

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 18h

We remain here

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · Jan 25

The state of things

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Sylvia Wrath @wyrdwulf-online.bsky.social · 19h

thinking about the time my first situationship wanted to fuck in my tiny car for some reason. winter tho and super cold so she was like yo just put on this dog onesie i have 1 fur each of us. she made sure i zipped up the face part too. what was that all about