sarah
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wait that’s literally ghost turnip
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wait that’s literally ghost turnip
I call him drowsy donald. tired trump. honk shoo hitler. the man’s old and needs rest!
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I call him drowsy donald. tired trump. honk shoo hitler. the man’s old and needs rest!
eating a stroopwafel is literally the only pleasure I ever experience on a flight, so it makes sense that they want to eliminate that entirely
US transportation chief wants healthier snacks on flights reut.rs/48qXbjY
US transportation chief wants healthier snacks on flights
U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants airlines to ditch salty pretzels and calorie-laden cookies in favor of on-board healthier options.
reut.rs
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
eating a stroopwafel is literally the only pleasure I ever experience on a flight, so it makes sense that they want to eliminate that entirely
got a weighted vest to wear on walks, and I fear the biggest change it’s made in the past month is just making me look even more like an asshole
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
got a weighted vest to wear on walks, and I fear the biggest change it’s made in the past month is just making me look even more like an asshole
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it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
it's happening dot gif
I, for one, love turkey! perhaps because I am great at making it 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I, for one, love turkey! perhaps because I am great at making it 🤔
just found out how old theo von is
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
just found out how old theo von is
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
is this a good outfit for biking to Olive Garden
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
is this a good outfit for biking to Olive Garden
*guy driving a huge fucking car* ok, hmmm. a painted bike lane. I have four wheels, which is more than two, and is therefore better. so I can park here
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
*guy driving a huge fucking car* ok, hmmm. a painted bike lane. I have four wheels, which is more than two, and is therefore better. so I can park here
show us what that pluribussy do
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
show us what that pluribussy do
pisses me off when I overpay for a sandwich and it’s actually very good. like, you really *can* keep getting away with this!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
pisses me off when I overpay for a sandwich and it’s actually very good. like, you really *can* keep getting away with this!!
swag is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have…
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
swag is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have…
went to see my friend rock tf out last night :)
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
went to see my friend rock tf out last night :)
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Dasha Dropped by Gersh Following Gab with Groyper
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dasha Dropped by Gersh Following Gab with Groyper
he’s actually referring to GRÖK, an ikea couch
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
he’s actually referring to GRÖK, an ikea couch
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a lot of you could benefit from a 72 hour suspension. maybe it’d help to think of it as a vacation for the psyche
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
a lot of you could benefit from a 72 hour suspension. maybe it’d help to think of it as a vacation for the psyche
CATCHER IN THE RYE, sorry!! I remember being very struck by the fact that it was a book about a young adult that didn’t feel like a “Young Adult” book. and it’s also just really funny and weird and heartbreaking.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
CATCHER IN THE RYE, sorry!! I remember being very struck by the fact that it was a book about a young adult that didn’t feel like a “Young Adult” book. and it’s also just really funny and weird and heartbreaking.
why did my husband buy tickets to the tortoise album release show with the philharmonic orchestra without ever listening to the band…is it because he’s over 35? does this just happen to every white guy one day
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
why did my husband buy tickets to the tortoise album release show with the philharmonic orchestra without ever listening to the band…is it because he’s over 35? does this just happen to every white guy one day
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Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert