regular sized ackman
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You can always find me in the drift
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back with an extra cousin
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back with an extra cousin
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back home with one fewer cousins
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back home with one fewer cousins
You telling me I have to let this pig suckle on me?
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You telling me I have to let this pig suckle on me?
Braveheart was pretty cool almost makes you wish Scotland was a real place
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Braveheart was pretty cool almost makes you wish Scotland was a real place
"Don't kill the messenger" what else am I supposed to do with him. Shake his hand? Rub his shoulders? Lock eyes with him over a romantic candlelit dinner and kiss the back of his neck?
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"Don't kill the messenger" what else am I supposed to do with him. Shake his hand? Rub his shoulders? Lock eyes with him over a romantic candlelit dinner and kiss the back of his neck?
Scribes! Jot this down - "reminder: kill scribes"
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Scribes! Jot this down - "reminder: kill scribes"
Ah, ircling vultures. If vultures do one thing well, it's - okay well actually it's piss and shit on their own legs for temperature control. But if they do two things well, the second one is circling
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ah, ircling vultures. If vultures do one thing well, it's - okay well actually it's piss and shit on their own legs for temperature control. But if they do two things well, the second one is circling
Woke 1940s guy: dont call them 'broads' bro
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Woke 1940s guy: dont call them 'broads' bro
[Frantically patting down my pockets] My tuppence!
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
[Frantically patting down my pockets] My tuppence!
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They’re making rush hour 5 but Anya Taylor joy is going to play both Jackie Chan and Chris tuckers characters and timothee chalet is going to play…..idk someone else
March 29, 2024 at 10:27 PM
They’re making rush hour 5 but Anya Taylor joy is going to play both Jackie Chan and Chris tuckers characters and timothee chalet is going to play…..idk someone else
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a football should be a living creature that is very violent, with sharp teeth. and also there should be a light at the end of the tunnel. there should be a heaven worth waiting for
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
a football should be a living creature that is very violent, with sharp teeth. and also there should be a light at the end of the tunnel. there should be a heaven worth waiting for
Me: [Rubbing my red and welted ass] okay but in Bartleby the Scrivener-
Boss: [raising cane and one eyebrow]
Boss: [raising cane and one eyebrow]
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Me: [Rubbing my red and welted ass] okay but in Bartleby the Scrivener-
Boss: [raising cane and one eyebrow]
Boss: [raising cane and one eyebrow]
C'mon down to Drillin' Dave's Trepannery, we are doing a 2 for the price of 1 special. Bring a friend, or just get 2 done for yourself so you can pass a string through and tie down your cap. Ride the loop-de-loop with impunity!
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
C'mon down to Drillin' Dave's Trepannery, we are doing a 2 for the price of 1 special. Bring a friend, or just get 2 done for yourself so you can pass a string through and tie down your cap. Ride the loop-de-loop with impunity!
The bell tolls for me? Bell needs to quit dick riding
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The bell tolls for me? Bell needs to quit dick riding
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Got bricked up and caked up hoping there was some achievement called like The Bakery or something. Turns out achievements are for video games only. My whole life has been for nothing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Got bricked up and caked up hoping there was some achievement called like The Bakery or something. Turns out achievements are for video games only. My whole life has been for nothing.
Call me Gordon Freeman the way I'm beating my Jean(ph) Worm
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Call me Gordon Freeman the way I'm beating my Jean(ph) Worm
This 102 year old diner for giants still grinds its bones for bread the old-fashioned way
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This 102 year old diner for giants still grinds its bones for bread the old-fashioned way
Living in a realm with giants is basically "easy mode" for ossuary crafting
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Living in a realm with giants is basically "easy mode" for ossuary crafting
I take pride in the name "boner". My father built ossuaries, I built ossuaries. And after a brief break while my son pretends to be a woman on the internet for money, my grandson too will be a boner.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I take pride in the name "boner". My father built ossuaries, I built ossuaries. And after a brief break while my son pretends to be a woman on the internet for money, my grandson too will be a boner.
I met Andre. I had dinner with Andre. And you, sir, are no Andre.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I met Andre. I had dinner with Andre. And you, sir, are no Andre.
Hey, welcome to my catacombs. Come on in, just pick any old pile of bones to sit on
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey, welcome to my catacombs. Come on in, just pick any old pile of bones to sit on
The Cask of the MGD
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Cask of the MGD
This machine is known to the state of California to kill fascists
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This machine is known to the state of California to kill fascists
In a plot commentators are calling "incredibly labyrinthine for a children's movie" and "a piece of shit", Spiderman forms an uneasy temporary alliance with Genghis Khan against the Martian liberators
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
In a plot commentators are calling "incredibly labyrinthine for a children's movie" and "a piece of shit", Spiderman forms an uneasy temporary alliance with Genghis Khan against the Martian liberators