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Boo-oopy Beep Machine

@80hd.bsky.social

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Xennial pronouns-in-bio he/him Rose/Sophia cusp cis white American bear with a regular job and married to a dude. Recovering Ignatius Reilly. BE NOBODY'S DOTTIE HINKLE.

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2d

Remember to make time for criticism of your enemies in between criticizing your friends

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2h

The mention of Diane Keaton's passing made me think of this

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Pop up video)

YouTube video by Bad Liar Entertainment & Music Video

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2h

I remember people would rag on Skyler but she was dragged into that world

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2h

Bonus: Did the shorts say "Juicy" or similar?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 4h

Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2h

I had something poignant to put here but out of nowhere my brain replaced it with "chomp chomp chompity choompity chompers is ready for his bonus spankings" which is a really beautiful expression of desire by a misunderstoo--nah just high and making it all five of you's problem

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2h

I feel less alone knowing I'm not the only one

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Jane N @jdopinkie.bsky.social · 3h

We are amphifa

Monica Carmean @monicacarmean.com · 6h

Amazon prime frog costumes are sold out. Good job, America.

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2h

More like Robber Barron

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 2h

I at minimum have the energy to bear witness. Resting feels like abandonment. The peace isn't in the sand with anybody's head, after all, it's disturbed in broad daylight as life's demands continue.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 4h

found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around

Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 10h

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 11h

Recurring dream location: Attending a class I've missed a bunch of and thinking "Yeah there's no way I'll catch up, might as well stop going." But then in a later dream on some other night, boop! Back in that class thinking "Hey, I dropped this class last time!"

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 11h

Checks (to cash) for tech barons, guardrails to protect tech barons

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 11h

She did direct the video for Heaven Is A Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle though, thank you Pop Up Video

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 13h

There's more! 17th/Madison. It's bloody bonkers

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 13h

Sometimes you see in another person a glimpse of who you could have grown up to be.
By now you're used to stories about gummis causing torrential crapping. Here's one about gummis causing zero crapping.

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 13h

There's a TJ's in Seattle that's in a building with a tight, jacked up parking garage. It's in a neighborhood without parking lots, so better than nothing. Bet the site scouts got a bonus for that one.

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13h

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 13h

Rot's coming down from atop

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 13h

Accidentally bought a blunt, but using a tea leaf instead of tobacco. Thankfully won't have to scoop it out.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14h

Important piece by Prof. Kate Andrias. This is why treating SCOTUS as the only word on the Constitution gives away our power as citizens.

As I frequently say “we are founders and framers” of the next iteration of democracy in this country.
GIFT LINK
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/o...

Opinion | The Constitution Doesn’t Belong to Trump or the Supreme Court

www.nytimes.com

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 1d

Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 14h

I need to know whose base is anymay

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 14h

My milkshake brings the boy to the yard and he's like "You're after my hide!" and he's like "In danger is me! I have milkshake PTSD!"

Boo-oopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social · 14h

Glowsticks!