Chabby D
@chabbyd.bsky.social
AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
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"no one's keeping score" i am
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"no one's keeping score" i am
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I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
November 16, 2024 at 9:11 AM
It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
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bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
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I notice you, but I’m not in notice with you.
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I notice you, but I’m not in notice with you.
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life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
I will quit smoking for good when everyone I know quits their bullshit.
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I will quit smoking for good when everyone I know quits their bullshit.
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Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
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key party but for gas station drugs is this something
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
key party but for gas station drugs is this something
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i would just like the weekend to at least feel as long as one fecking work day does
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i would just like the weekend to at least feel as long as one fecking work day does
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Not that worried though. Good morning! 🩷
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not that worried though. Good morning! 🩷
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Can someone just hold this* for me for a second?
life*
life*
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Can someone just hold this* for me for a second?
life*
life*
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HIM: *pays for dinner*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
HIM: *pays for dinner*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
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*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
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I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
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Mad Me: I’m not playing these fucking games with you anymore
Life: 🤪
Life: 🤪
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mad Me: I’m not playing these fucking games with you anymore
Life: 🤪
Life: 🤪
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It’s just a high ponytail and knee high boots kinda day
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s just a high ponytail and knee high boots kinda day
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Finally, we have invented the Dunning-Kruger Device
“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning.
Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪
Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Finally, we have invented the Dunning-Kruger Device
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An EriKKKa KKKIRK, Bari Weiss town hall next week hosted by CBS “News”?
I did Nazi that coming.
I did Nazi that coming.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
An EriKKKa KKKIRK, Bari Weiss town hall next week hosted by CBS “News”?
I did Nazi that coming.
I did Nazi that coming.
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Just because he hasn’t harassed you doesn’t make you safe it makes you a probable target
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just because he hasn’t harassed you doesn’t make you safe it makes you a probable target
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
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Yes I have a full-time job. It’s called anxiety
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yes I have a full-time job. It’s called anxiety
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Doritos for your vagina, call them Snachos
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Doritos for your vagina, call them Snachos