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Liz, a queen of sharks- unban Łink, ffs
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Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦

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Welcome to the shark queen lair, where you never know if you’ll find smut, horror, jokes, or impassioned pleas to stop electing politicians who will sacrifice everyone for a moment’s comfort.
I was not outside to have my babies home all week. OH MY GOD.

It’s fine, I’ll still get something done.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Adham isn’t done with you guys yet! 😂

Just check the date of this post! 🙈

And since then, he hasn’t forgotten your support for a single day.. and he’s still thanking each and every one of you ❤️🫶🏼

I just want to say I'm grateful to Molly, her army 😋, and all my friends! 🙏🏼🩵
I am sharing an account from Palestine every day and today is Adham. Prior to last year Adham worked as an attorney in Gaza City. He has lost his place of work, his home and even his car that he had saved for years to purchase. He is trying to raise money for his family- including his mom Munira.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Torn between “I need this” and “I need to excoriate self control”
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sunday is no pants day. I don’t make the rules, I just enjoy them.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’ve found everything I need, including a used hardcover book to upcycle into a topper and ornaments.
The children have requested an Edgar Allan Poe tree for Solstice
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The children have requested an Edgar Allan Poe tree for Solstice
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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A bitch exercised today.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The easiest way to start courting gigs and leads is with a simple landing page - get a contact form or subscriber form and SHOW OFF YOUR TALENT.

Make it easy for people to see your goods and take action
Simple Landing Page
A Simple Landing Page gives you a captivating professional design to promote your product/service. A simple landing page gets to the point with strong visuals and clear messaging. What's the…
ruthnineke.co
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I wonder if V.C. Andrews got as much therapeutic effect from writing dirty, violent abuse that ends in graphic, gory murder as I do.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Hello friends, my house was completely destroyed and I have no shelter. Please donate to help me find shelter for myself and my children. Every small contribution from you can save my life.
chuffed.org/project/emer...
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A bitch exercised today.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I will plug my cell phone in all day and turn it into a landline before I purchase a new phone because you decided to create an update that kills my battery, you greedy fucks.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Well if I needed any push to be sure I pick up after my dog, the rainbow gum sheep be shitting for the next few days would do it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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ice has been targeting my neighborhood this week, and this pregnant working mom had her car hit and totaled in a hit and run during a high speed chase she wasn't even involved in. she's raising money for a new vehicle so she can travel to clients and care for her child
Donate to ICE Hit and Run Victim Seeking Help for Reliable Vehicle, organized by Satima Flaherty
My name is Satima, and I’m raising funds to purchase a reliab… Satima Flaherty needs your support for ICE Hit and Run Victim Seeking Help for Reliable Vehicle
gofund.me
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Evolution was all "this horse can run within 3 hours of being born" and then turned to humans and said "you can't be trusted to do a fucking thing until you're at least 16 years old and, in many cases, you will never be responsible enough to do anything ever no matter how long you live."
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Maya got into an edible birthday gift I received this week. I’ve never seen an animal so incapable of deceit. There are literally 2 other animals I WOULD HAVE blamed first, but I walked in the door and she nearly bowled me over begging for forgiveness…

💀💀
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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June 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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🧵 This Fund Friday I wanna talk about barriers to access and MA.

I am someone who believes that people should be fed, have access to clean water, people should have $ to live, be housed, have access to medical care for free, all just as basic rights.
This is why I made @mutualaidvoid.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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im not afraid of anything other than accidentally saying i love you during missionary
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Good god there’s some fuckable people on here.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I would have you remember that there are trans people alive who need your action now, not your reflective words later.

Remembering us is not enough.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thursday archives pick: favorite hair colors edition.
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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When reporting ICE activity, remember your SALUTE:

Size of group
Action / Activity, what theyre doing.
Location, Address, cross street
Uniforms / clothing
Time & date
Equipment including vehicles and weapons.

www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
The Latest Defense Against ICE: 3D-Printed Whistles
Chicagoans are making, sharing, and printing designs for whistles that can warn people when ICE is in the area. The goal is to “prevent as many people from being kidnapped as possible.”
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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4 packages of books were mailed today-here’s what’s left dm me here if you’re not on fb and I can tell you prices (US only)
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM