🦈 Liz, shark queen 👑
@thesharkqueen.com
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Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology 🎥 learning to make movies 📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy she/they #hoh #bi🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 https://mastodon.social/@thesharkqueen https://www.patreon.com/SERansdell https://linktr.ee/seransdell
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If I’m new to you, welcome! (Welcome even if you’re not new, I love you.)
I’m Liz, comic book writer/creator, anthologist, and erotic horror/horror fiction author. As we wait to publish our next project, you can find me on patreon.com/seransdell or links in my bio.
(art by @valentinebarker.com)
Drawing of me as a moth girl, with soft, feathery antennae. Valentine drew me in a black button down tied in a knot at my waist, a tiny leopard-print mini skirt, and thigh high black stockings. He even got the gray tone of my eyes. She’s so pretty.
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“Oh right, EVERYBODY’S just adhd now…”

My dude, you are so close to getting it…
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I’am so tired 3 days still waiting for someone close the final goal for me 😢
itsmeio.bsky.social
We are in urgent need of protection and a safe place to live. We’re raising support to help us escape danger and rebuild our lives in safety. Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to security and hope. 💛
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid
Project Bring Ruaa and Her Family to Safety
I'm helping my friend, Ruaa Naji, raise funds to help her family survive.
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Like I said… I have all the creams and soaks and pedicure sets and I also have bald hobbit feet.

I feel like this goes hand in hand with having multiple complete manuscripts that were never queried.

My mom blamed that adhd— i think I’m just broken
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I can have pretty feet, or I can scratch the itches on one with the calluses on the other, and guess which one I’m choosing?
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Hello, I'm Saeed from Gazan currently displaced with my family in Al-Mawasi Khan Younis. We urgently need your support to cover rent (500$) and food for the week (200$). Can we make it happen today?

Plz Donate via GoFoundMe:
gofund.me/a0a540b8

@mommunism.bsky.social
@slimyswampghost.bsky.social
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Another night in Gaza
My children sleep on the ground, no electricity, no mattresses, no safety.
This is what "bedtime" looks like in war.💔💔
We just asking for a chance to live ;we still belive in hope..any help can make a huge difference to us ♥️
tinyurl.com/FarhatKidsGaza
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I have a cozy mystery novel in my docs

60k words, finished

I cannot stress to you how much more successful I’d be if I could afford help.

brb after I sob over the now *4* manuscripts I’ve never queried.

The real heroes are the people who don’t forget their own work 10 seconds after finishing.
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NYCC ’25: Cebulski says “we don’t condone AI in the Marvel Comics division”

Marvel editor-in-chief C.B. Cebulski spoke against AI at New York Comic Con, stating that Marvel does not and will not use it.
NYCC ’25: Cebulski says “we don’t condone AI in the Marvel Comics division”
Marvel editor-in-chief C.B. Cebulski spoke against AI at New York Comic Con, stating that Marvel does not and will not use it.
www.comicsbeat.com
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Some mate, some strangle and devour— and then there’s my erotic horror girlies…😏
An octopus in water with the caption: 
 WHEN FEMALE OCTOPUSES AREN'T IN THE MOOD TO MATE, THEY STRANGLE AND EAT THE MALE
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Oh my bookshelves are stacked 2 deep and piled 😭 it’s such a mess
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I can never confirm nor deny that coffee is spiked… it’s just one of those days.
My living room/office in work mode, the code table is pulled up into a desk, my laptop is NOT on my lap (see mr pt doc I’m listening) and Tubi is open in the background. Next to the laptop are my TJ’s Apple shortbread cookies and a code with cream and Jim Beam because I’m in a day- drinking kind of a mood (which is funny because I drink so rarely that it takes me years to get through a fifth)
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It’s okay honey. I’m sure you’re sick!
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esqueer.net
The worst part about the AI bubble popping is how many average people will be affected by the economic fallout. People will lose their job, kids will go hungry, and families will lose their homes. Yet these billionaire bastards won't feel a thing other than a decline in their net worth.
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One of the crazy things about the AI bubble bursting is that consumer sentiment toward AI has always leaned skeptical to outright negative but it’s an industry propped up by pure billionaire greed, sycophancy, and childish fantasy
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This trend of letting fuckwads with horribly ill-gotten generational wealth decide whether or not they should be regulated is absolutely going to end humanity. They don’t care if their great-grandchildren survive, so long as they win the “I have the most of everything” game today.
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lol surrendering— I meant attending but I’ll let this one stand 😂
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Whilst we're on the subject of shocking living things, did you know police departments routinely shock human beings with tasers until they die and chalk up their deaths to a fake medical condition they call "excited delirium" that was invented by taser companies to absolve themselves of liability?
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Those of you surrendering nycc this weekend, don’t forget to say hi to @valentinebarker.com at his table - D45
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Hey! What does a sex goddess do for fun, and why does it hurt so bad?

If you want to find out, please support the next installment in @thesharkqueen.com's sex horror anthology Curiouser & Curiouser! This one's for the sickos!

#xxx #goon #porn #horror

www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha...
S.E. Ransdell's Curiouser & Curiouser: Tales from Beyond
Volume 2 of S.E. Ransdell's illustrated erotic horror and dark tales from the other side- of the veil, of sanity, and of revenge.
www.kickstarter.com
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should be under the Harper Valley
collection--