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Liz, a queen of sharks- unban Łink, ffs
@thesharkqueen.com
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Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦

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A bitch exercised today.
Selfie in a red tee with my tongue out
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Thursday archives pick: favorite hair colors edition.
Selfie with Maya the precious pitbull . I’m wearing a black tank top and my hair is short, wavy , and pink Raspberry hair circa 2023, on my way to Emerald city Comic Con Long tricolor hair, purple to copper. By far my most expensive hair, but it was worth it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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It can’t rain all the time
sparkseditorial OpenAl lost a copyright case in Germany yesterday Judge Elke Schwager said, "if you want to build something and need components, then you purchase them and do not use the property of others. "
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Friday me vs Monday me
A glamorous brunette Barbie in a gold gown and long “fur” coat Plastic Smeagol “fugglie” doll with half closed eyes and his tongue out
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Thankfully, it only took minutes for me to remember how to pull my hair back at this length.
Hotel room selfie with a green headband pulling back most of my much shorter hair.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I got a haircut. He took so much😮‍💨 my stylist has pronounced me, punk.
Outside selfie with a shag haircut to my suffers, wearing my glasses and a black tank top
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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My entire vibe
junglejim4322 People really underestimate the power of just telling someone you like them. romantically obviously but hell even just platonically too. You can admit you enjoy peoples presence it doesn't have to be mind games it's okay to just be sincere and true with your thoughts and intentions btw
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Bff sent me a gift. Spooky coloring book and a “remember who the fuck you are” Morse code bracelet
Lavender and gold morse code bracelet Creepy beauty horror coloring book cover features a partially decomposed femme with insect appendages and carnivorous plant breasts, holding s crown on her hand
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Birthday car selfie in the elementary school pickup line!
Car selfie in a green headband and brown lace shirt over a black tank top. As usual, I’m wearing my favorite pink glasses and very little makeup
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Welcome to the shark queen lair, where you never know if you’ll find smut, horror, jokes, or impassioned pleas to stop electing politicians who will sacrifice everyone for a moment’s comfort.
Selfie on my sofa, looking confused, with my finger in my mouth and my frizzy hair down and messy
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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And it begins… I refuse to do full jester makeup before the kid’s parade 😅
Me in a burgundy and black spooky jester costume with a color and head band
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Rion would like me to watch my slander and liable— he also would like us all to forget how hard he showed his transphobic ass—

I think Rion has a big mad, since he didn’t respond to my texts months ago, but had energy for a bb rant on a tiktok account I hardly use…
Rion the Ornery Porcupine • Friends You might wanna mind your liable and slander. He advocated for gun rights, and created programs to assist the black community. You should consume less propaganda and do more research. By the way MLK Jr got a national holiday, and by the numbers, Charlie Kirk had a far bigger audience than MLK ever did. 10-3
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Still the coolest commission I’ve ever received. @annijyn.com remains the queen of badassery
Line art commission of s portrait drawn by anni jyn. A femme in a black catsuit with her tits out wearing nipple clamps and looking at the viewer
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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All bodies are good bodies. Take pride in your scales and razor-sharp claws. Your dozens of pulsing eyes, blacker than the void itself, are lovely. Don't be ashamed of your enormous tentacles, moist and writhing as you grope for a billionaire's yacht. You are perfect.
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I won’t always tell you when I’m sad, but there will be signs.
A double decker grilled cheese sandwich on a plastic plate. Beyond it, an open bag of pinwheels and a bottle of Valentina salsa picante
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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You have 5 days left to preorder your Curiouser anthology and get access to the super secret backer link to A Reasonable Amount of Trouble! (link in the backer updates) kck.st/3Wf91I2
Cover of A Reasonable Amount of Trouble, a 4-story digital collection included with every pledge (check the updates after pledging! Cover is a man with a gun and a blond woman in a red dress under the Hollywood sign
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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6 days left to preorder your books and goodies, with digital versions available as soon as November!

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October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I bought a curling iron and put on makeup— then slipped into some sweatpants and poured myself a stiff drink
Bathroom selfie in s black tank top, no bra, and full makeup/curled hair pulled up Johnnie Walker on ice in a tumbler
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I need this but gothic
A gravity tea pot with a girl sculpture on one side. Tea flows from the container above after steeping, only when the tea pot is securely placed underneath, the magnet pulling the stopper out of the way
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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If you’re new here, welcome! (Welcome even if you’re not new, I love you.)
I’m Liz, comic book writer/creator, anthologist, & erotic horror/horror fiction author. You can find me on Kickstarter & at patreon.com/seransdell
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My selfie, nude from the waist up but censored by my microphone, with the words “Got Smut?” across it
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Posted this to insta and fb because books need selling and a bitch is desperate— rather proud of this one tho
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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If you’re hanging with me today, you’re not getting makeup— or pretty hair— but I did put on bra, so no complaining
Unfiltered and made up selfie, in a bright pink tank top and my pink glasses
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Good morning from my arthritic hands and wherever the hell is going on with my arms, my PT includes icing one and heating the other and trying to touch my thumbs to my pinkies, which is harder than it sounds right now.
Selfie on the couch wearing a red light wrapped around my arm for heat and an ice pack wrapped around my wrist and the base of my hand because everything hurts and I’m tired of it
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Little man hid the spray bottle (his nemesis) before going where he knows he’s not permitted— he’s also learned how to take the nozzle off and hide it, too…
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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For anyone who’s wondering what happened to my bsky handle, the shark queen website will now be hosted by @ruthnineke.bsky.social — I’m so excited for the move! I promise, I’ll be valid again shortly
Under Temporary Maintenance. The Shark Queen will return shortly. thesharkqueen.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM