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Brynnester

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Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Sep 3

As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

Alexander the Great had a lesser known cousin Jeff the Pretty Good

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · Sep 10

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 18h

I just managed to fall asleep standing up so don’t tell me men don’t know how to multitask.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · Nov 17

Therapist: Make yourself comfortable.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15h

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Sep 11

Just think: Before the internet, it would've taken days, weeks or even months to receive mountains of misinformation we get now in just minutes

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Apr 18

Once upon a time, there was a plant. It was beautiful and full of life, then someone gave it to me and it died.
The end.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 2d

No but he has a craving for baubles

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 12d

I had a rough childhood. And I saw things that no kid should ever have to see.

For example, Attack of the Clones.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jan 14

"Can everyone just stop?" I plead.

"Stop what?" they ask.

I frantically gesture at everything.

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 4d

Congrats Chris. Well done 👏

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 5d

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 15d

[sitting in my garage]

ME: I’m so lonely

[neighbor walks outside]

ME: [closes garage door]

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Oct 18

Dudes always say they want a goth girlfriend until they find out that you sleep upside down from your ceiling like a bat

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 8d

me: no worries. i’ll foot the bill

Bill: what

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 9d

HER: I’m a genealogist.

ME: that’s crazy, I just finished watching Aladdin.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 10d

Getting new scissors in a plastic pack that i can't open without already owning scissors is so credit ratings coded

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