Allan Mott
@houseofglib.bsky.social
Broadcast the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and make them all dance to it.
Co-Host of @cinemashame.bsky.social
He/Him
Co-Host of @cinemashame.bsky.social
He/Him
If I were ever on the show I would definitely make Ken talk about the time I won free pole dancing lessons in a twerking contest.
Jeopardy! contestant interviews
Ken: it says here you taught blind children to swim during a hurricane. Tell us about that.
Contestant 1: [humble brag]
Ken: Our next contestant is a student from Podunk, Michigan. You have a cat named Mittens?
Contestant 2: [realizes the inequity]
Ken: it says here you taught blind children to swim during a hurricane. Tell us about that.
Contestant 1: [humble brag]
Ken: Our next contestant is a student from Podunk, Michigan. You have a cat named Mittens?
Contestant 2: [realizes the inequity]
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If I were ever on the show I would definitely make Ken talk about the time I won free pole dancing lessons in a twerking contest.
Was talking to some coworkers and noted how I went to an inner city school filled mostly with middle class and poor kids and I don't have any stories about crimes/scandals any of my classmates took part in, while they lived in wealthy small towns and their stories are straight out of RIVERDALE.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Was talking to some coworkers and noted how I went to an inner city school filled mostly with middle class and poor kids and I don't have any stories about crimes/scandals any of my classmates took part in, while they lived in wealthy small towns and their stories are straight out of RIVERDALE.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Charlie Brown.
"I'm your huckleberry, Charlie Brown."
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Charlie Brown.
Working in restaurant kitchens you get told to be as quiet as possible on Valentine's Day because the room is usually booked with people who have nothing to say to each other.
This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Working in restaurant kitchens you get told to be as quiet as possible on Valentine's Day because the room is usually booked with people who have nothing to say to each other.
After I beat a professional drag queen in a lip-sync contest, I said, "Not bad for a straight guy, huh?" And she replied, "Oh honey, straight or not you're a QUEEN."
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
After I beat a professional drag queen in a lip-sync contest, I said, "Not bad for a straight guy, huh?" And she replied, "Oh honey, straight or not you're a QUEEN."
In my experience, a lot of young men aren't even aware that they can choose to like or dislike things regarded as traditionally masculine. I still remember the dude who told me I was the first man he had ever met in his life who didn't like hockey. It was a genuine revelation to him.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In my experience, a lot of young men aren't even aware that they can choose to like or dislike things regarded as traditionally masculine. I still remember the dude who told me I was the first man he had ever met in his life who didn't like hockey. It was a genuine revelation to him.
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It's never not tragically amusing to me that as soon as women started to throw off the yoke of "this is how to be a woman", men were like "please let me be defined by a narrow, ever changing box!"
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's never not tragically amusing to me that as soon as women started to throw off the yoke of "this is how to be a woman", men were like "please let me be defined by a narrow, ever changing box!"
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
Writing about AI recently it occurred to me that our big problem right now is that no one is looking for answers anymore. We're only looking for confirmation. We've stopped seeking the truth and are only interested in finding "proof" to justify the things we believe that aren't backed up by reality.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Writing about AI recently it occurred to me that our big problem right now is that no one is looking for answers anymore. We're only looking for confirmation. We've stopped seeking the truth and are only interested in finding "proof" to justify the things we believe that aren't backed up by reality.
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Oh youre fluent in sarcasm? You speak it, do you? Well jog on you tireless fucking bore. In 2026 we're leaving sarcasm behind. We're fluent in empathy now. We're fluent in genuine kindness. Now fuck off
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh youre fluent in sarcasm? You speak it, do you? Well jog on you tireless fucking bore. In 2026 we're leaving sarcasm behind. We're fluent in empathy now. We're fluent in genuine kindness. Now fuck off
Between @jennynicholson.bsky.social's video about THE VAMPIRE DIARIES & @ashleynorton.bsky.social's new video about ONCE UPON A TIME, I think my ideal form of entertainment is "multi-hour snarky-but-also-earnest summaries of TV shows I've always been curious about but have never bothered watching."
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Between @jennynicholson.bsky.social's video about THE VAMPIRE DIARIES & @ashleynorton.bsky.social's new video about ONCE UPON A TIME, I think my ideal form of entertainment is "multi-hour snarky-but-also-earnest summaries of TV shows I've always been curious about but have never bothered watching."
Shout out to Brazil for making it clear that their laws matter--even when applied towards presidents.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Shout out to Brazil for making it clear that their laws matter--even when applied towards presidents.
It hurts just reading it.
Ugh, just texted “Thanks.” to someone when I meant “Thanks!” No recovering from that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It hurts just reading it.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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It’s actually weird that it wasn’t the worst. Tiptoes set that bar realllllly low.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It’s actually weird that it wasn’t the worst. Tiptoes set that bar realllllly low.
The only logical reason anyone would defend the idea of investigating/prosecuting people for telling other people to follow the law is because they know their regime plans depend on the laws being broken.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only logical reason anyone would defend the idea of investigating/prosecuting people for telling other people to follow the law is because they know their regime plans depend on the laws being broken.
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Breaking: NBC cancels the Rosie O'Donnell Show at the insistence of President Trump.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Breaking: NBC cancels the Rosie O'Donnell Show at the insistence of President Trump.
Literally the only think AI is teaching us is how many people do not know how to function as people.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Literally the only think AI is teaching us is how many people do not know how to function as people.
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Can someone get Trump to tell Disney to make the Jillian Bell / Channing Tatum SPLASH remake?
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can someone get Trump to tell Disney to make the Jillian Bell / Channing Tatum SPLASH remake?
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Our new episode is up! For it @houseofglib.bsky.social made @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social watch one of the worst movies they've ever sat through for the podcast, all so Allan could honour the death of one of his favourite performers. We each grieve in our own ways.
Cinema Shame: The Diane Keatdown
On this episode of Cinema Shame, James and Allan celebrate the life and work of Diane Keaton by watching a bunch of her movies they really should have seen by now. Bsky: @cinemashame.bsky.social Insta...
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November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Our new episode is up! For it @houseofglib.bsky.social made @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social watch one of the worst movies they've ever sat through for the podcast, all so Allan could honour the death of one of his favourite performers. We each grieve in our own ways.
Brett Ratner using his Trump connections to try and get out "Me Too Jail" and revive his only successful franchise is the most Brett Ratner thing he's ever done. Mock anyone who buys into his PR spin and doesn't call this out for the absurdity it is.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Brett Ratner using his Trump connections to try and get out "Me Too Jail" and revive his only successful franchise is the most Brett Ratner thing he's ever done. Mock anyone who buys into his PR spin and doesn't call this out for the absurdity it is.
At what point does the grift stop being a grift and the grifter clearly needs psychiatric intervention?
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
At what point does the grift stop being a grift and the grifter clearly needs psychiatric intervention?
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Late morning / early lunch dance break! Stevie Wonder performing "Superstition" live on Sesame Street! Endless groove. youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...
Stevie Wonder - Superstition live on Sesame Street
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November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Late morning / early lunch dance break! Stevie Wonder performing "Superstition" live on Sesame Street! Endless groove. youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...
Up today is our belated tribute episode to Diane Keaton where, to quote @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social's intro, I spend the entire 77 minutes "fangirling" over one of my on-screen crushes. Also, we talk about TOWN & COUNTRY which is terrible. Really terrible.
Cinema Shame: The Diane Keatdown
On this episode of Cinema Shame, James and Allan celebrate the life and work of Diane Keaton by watching a bunch of her movies they really should have seen by now. Bsky: @cinemashame.bsky.social Insta...
cinemashame.libsyn.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Up today is our belated tribute episode to Diane Keaton where, to quote @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social's intro, I spend the entire 77 minutes "fangirling" over one of my on-screen crushes. Also, we talk about TOWN & COUNTRY which is terrible. Really terrible.
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
People who work in corporate, have you ever had a job where you had to refer to management/executive as “Mr/Ms” rather than by their first name? I’ve worked in three corp hierarchies and it’s been first name basis with all of them—right up to the CEO.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
People who work in corporate, have you ever had a job where you had to refer to management/executive as “Mr/Ms” rather than by their first name? I’ve worked in three corp hierarchies and it’s been first name basis with all of them—right up to the CEO.