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Allan Mott
@houseofglib.bsky.social
Broadcast the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and make them all dance to it.
Co-Host of @cinemashame.bsky.social

He/Him
Between @jennynicholson.bsky.social's video about THE VAMPIRE DIARIES & @ashleynorton.bsky.social's new video about ONCE UPON A TIME, I think my ideal form of entertainment is "multi-hour snarky-but-also-earnest summaries of TV shows I've always been curious about but have never bothered watching."
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Shout out to Brazil for making it clear that their laws matter--even when applied towards presidents.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It hurts just reading it.
Ugh, just texted “Thanks.” to someone when I meant “Thanks!” No recovering from that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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It’s actually weird that it wasn’t the worst. Tiptoes set that bar realllllly low.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The only logical reason anyone would defend the idea of investigating/prosecuting people for telling other people to follow the law is because they know their regime plans depend on the laws being broken.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Breaking: NBC cancels the Rosie O'Donnell Show at the insistence of President Trump.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Literally the only think AI is teaching us is how many people do not know how to function as people.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Can someone get Trump to tell Disney to make the Jillian Bell / Channing Tatum SPLASH remake?
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Our new episode is up! For it @houseofglib.bsky.social made @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social watch one of the worst movies they've ever sat through for the podcast, all so Allan could honour the death of one of his favourite performers. We each grieve in our own ways.
Cinema Shame: The Diane Keatdown
On this episode of Cinema Shame, James and Allan celebrate the life and work of Diane Keaton by watching a bunch of her movies they really should have seen by now. Bsky: @cinemashame.bsky.social Insta...
cinemashame.libsyn.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Brett Ratner using his Trump connections to try and get out "Me Too Jail" and revive his only successful franchise is the most Brett Ratner thing he's ever done. Mock anyone who buys into his PR spin and doesn't call this out for the absurdity it is.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
At what point does the grift stop being a grift and the grifter clearly needs psychiatric intervention?
Typical of the French to screw this up
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Late morning / early lunch dance break! Stevie Wonder performing "Superstition" live on Sesame Street! Endless groove. youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...
Stevie Wonder - Superstition live on Sesame Street
YouTube video by Ryan's Smashing Life
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November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Up today is our belated tribute episode to Diane Keaton where, to quote @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social's intro, I spend the entire 77 minutes "fangirling" over one of my on-screen crushes. Also, we talk about TOWN & COUNTRY which is terrible. Really terrible.
Cinema Shame: The Diane Keatdown
On this episode of Cinema Shame, James and Allan celebrate the life and work of Diane Keaton by watching a bunch of her movies they really should have seen by now. Bsky: @cinemashame.bsky.social Insta...
cinemashame.libsyn.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People who work in corporate, have you ever had a job where you had to refer to management/executive as “Mr/Ms” rather than by their first name? I’ve worked in three corp hierarchies and it’s been first name basis with all of them—right up to the CEO.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When you read something you've written that's been gone over by a great editor, you can tell it's different but have no idea what's been changed. It's a magic trick many people who consider themselves editors cannot replicate.
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.

Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.

So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is the most correct thing Jamelle has ever posted, with the caveat that the final sequence isn't good either.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In fairness, thanks to social media all they boys they know have proven how dumb they are. 30 years ago, they actually had to spend time with them to figure that out.
12th grade girls are now less likely to say they want to get married someday
1993: 83%
2023: 61%
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Men in 1993: Girls are trying to trap us in marriages!
Men in 2023: Why won't girls let us trap them in marriages?
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The worst thing that can happen to a pretentious director is the freedom to make their dream project.
Brady Corbet’s next film will be X-rated, shot entirely on 70mm, and span three centuries.

See more details: thefilmstage.com/brady-corbet...
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is slander. I own no plants or pottery.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
MAGA's worst problem is Trump because he wants to do everything NOW!, but to do stuff NOW! they have to ignore procedure and break the law in the process. If he had more patience they could probably do more of the evil shit they want by just slow-dripping it into the system.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Considering what it did for Halligan's reputation, it'll be fun to see who they get to refile the Comey/James cases now that they've been dismissed without prejudice (meaning the DOJ can try again). Melania Trump's third favourite yoga instructor?
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM